What do you get when you combine Molotov Cock and Herr Splashy Pants?

A killer whale.


Join us for the next Beijing Boxer hash, featuring hares Molotov Cock (renown for his ridiculous Daniel Craig impersonation skills) and Herr Splashy Pants (probably more frequently wet than the actual whale himself). This month we will scarper up the hills of Miaofeng Mountain / 妙峰山 to chase down them hares and finally claim those moist pants for our own!

Plan to be back at Tim’s relatively early (8PM-ish, no guarantees made).

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  • Runsite: Miaofeng Mountain 妙峰山
  • Trail: More details coming soon
  • Hares: Molotov Cock, Herr Splashy Pants
  • Date: Saturday October 17th
  • Meet: Tim’s Texas BBQ @ 10:00am for pre-boxer brunch, 14 Dongdaqiao Rd
  • Departure: 10:30am sharp (really!)
  • Cost: 150 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a bash! Bargain!
  • Bring: Running shoes. Something warm, it’s cold out. A cellphone. No children. Your sense of humour. Hangover. Money. Gifts for PN.