General facts about HHH!
AS WE KNOW, Beer is our favorite "B" word on the hash. But can we have an honorable mention for our close second... BOOBS! During some hashes, the shitty hares sometimes add in a mark that looks like this (.)(.) and what is this mark? That's right.... a boob check. It's like an open check, with a little innuendo. In [...]
So you have never heard of the Florida run? Of course you have, the Floridians never shut up about it. Last year we went 500 rmb over budget and we plan on beating that number this year. Why? Because we have 8 hares. Mismanagement tried to veto the idea but we ate their faces right off. April 3rd will go [...]
As we know (as we know) hashers come in all shapes, sizes and varying levels of alcohol dependency. These differences manifest themselves in the hashes each hasher attends. City hashers: the OG hashers. Don’t have lives. Often seen owning the dance floor at QS. Maintaining regular relationships proves difficult. Full moon hashers: werewolfves disguised under the human skin, nocturnal, hide their alcoholism [...]
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing, That’s a fact, It’s a thing we can’t deny, Like the fact that we never have clear sky; There are 1928 Hutongs in Beijing, That’s a guess, No-one can ever say it’s true, But I know 八大胡同 are the best ones, Since most reputable streetwalkers once lived there; There are six billion [...]
Top o’ the morning to ya, hashers and harriettes. It’s that wonderful holiday again where we start the day with alcoholic coffee, wear green, and go on a jaunt frolicking between drinking spots for hours on end until we end up as a disheveled pile of Fenian shite, asleep drunk at a pub, regretting our poor decision making and wiping [...]