Since last week was the first RUN of 2025 (THAT’S A FAKE) then naturally this is the second RUN of 2025! But that’s because hares got too drunk and miscalculated the year, so this is actually the last run of 2024!
It’s already winter in Beijing, but we’re not afraid because we have beer! So all you hashers out there, don’t be lazy bastards, get out of your beds and let hares take you to the west side of Beijing to enjoy the beauty of Yuyuantan Park!
There’s none of the hustle and bustle of the Chaoyang District here, just a quiet lake and a huge lakeside park waiting for you to wander around. The lake water here is not as dirty as the water of Liangma River, it is very clean and blue, clear to the bottom. Do you know why? Because it never allows people to swim in it!
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Since some drunken hashers have been known to jump into the water on trails, we would like to remind you that we are here to run, walk, and drink beer, not winter swim! Even if the water is clean and beautiful, don’t try to jump in and swim, or you’ll be turned into an ice sculpture or kicked out by the security guards.
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If you are lucky, you will meet cute cats here, they are very clean and free of ticks, so if you are not afraid of being bitten you can pet them.
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By the way, following the northern Chinese tradition, we had dumplings for dinner~
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Hares:
Spicy Penis, Slient Suck Off, Too hot to handle
Trail:
A-A, bag drop available in the restaurant, the trail and restaurant are not dog friendly
When:
Saturday, Dec. 28th
Meet at 13:30, start at 14:00
Meet up:
老边饺子馆（航天桥店）
Address：
西三环北路88号（航天桥东北角）
Directions：
Subway line 10 Xidiaoyutai station Exit A, 1.2km walk
地铁10号线西钓鱼台站A口出步行1.2公里
or line 6 Huayuan Qiao station Exit C, 760m walk
或6号线花园桥站C口出步行760米
Following shitty hare list 2025:
HARES DESPERATELY NEEDED FOR UPCOMING WEEKS. If we have no hares, there will be no trail.
