Beloved wolf-ladies and wolf-gentleman, you are all cordially invited to attend the Beijing Full Moon Hash #169 – A Formal 69.

On what promises to be a most divinely spectacular evening, we are celebrating the 169th occurrence of lunar debauchery and collegiality that we lovingly refer to as the Beijing Full Moon Hash. Additionally, this marks the end of Gobblin’ King’s dereliction of duty as the Full Moon GM and there will be a handover ceremony to welcome in a new era in lunacy.

In honor of such an exclusive milestone, we will be stretching our pinkies out for unheard of hash libations and the finest hors d’oeuvres that our hash cash can afford. In a rare, likely controversial, arrangement… our “beer” stops will be featuring a quartet (that’s 4) of wine and food pairings. This will be followed by a digestif of Champain in what promises to be classiest of circles.

The hash will begin and end at GLOU Bar and Kitchen where we have been offered a 15 kuai discount on au natural wine and a 10 kuai discount on their finest craft beer. Come to GLOU before the trail for dinner and drinks (and their complimentary bag drop services).

The trail will start promptly at 8:00pm (unlike our usual lollygagging), so please take care of all primping, painting, waxing, and butthole bleaching in time to avoid being late.

Bring a charged phone, health kit, and mask as we may need to scan on trail.

 Please dress to impress for the occasion:

Walkers – Formal attire.

Runners – Formal attire except shoes and pants.

 

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Hash cash:

ONLY 70rmb for FOUR wine and whores’ derves pairings and a champain circle. Non-drinkers can treat themselves to a fancy tea, soda, gasoline, or whatever nondrinkers drink.

Your Hares:

Gobblin’ King, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, and Hot Girl Farts (with running hares chosen on the spot, as is tradition!)

Trail:

A-A Trail. Complimentary luggage storage from GLOU Bar and Kitchen for those who arrive on time.

When:

7:00pm meet up 7:50pm flour talk and 8:00pm SHARP start

On-after:

GLOU -> Paddy’s -> QS

The classiest bar crawl in Beijing

D’erections to meet up spot:

Subway: Dongdaqiao line 6 exit D2

Get out of Exit D2, head to southeast, turn right after 300-369 meters, and walk for another 169 meters till you get to GLOU Bar and Kitchen.

东大桥D2出口 : GLOU Bar and Kitchen

在地铁六号线东大桥下车，从D2出口出去往东南方向走300-369米，右转继续前行169米。

Address: 

朝阳区朝外大街6号1号楼1层101B