It’s been too damn long, but the degenerates are back. Howling run #8 is happening this friday, and it’s bringing chaos, cardio, and questionable karaoke.
Led by your favorite miscreants:
🐼 Walking hare: Panda Penis Pandemonium
🥒 Running hare: Pickle Boy
Choose your pain — 2k stumble or 4k trot — we don’t care as long as you make it back alive (and preferably before your buzz wears off).
This one’s an A to A — start and end at riff bar.
This is a free run. and yes, it’s BYOB as we go, because hydration should taste like regret.
🚫 Not pet or child friendly.
We’ll finish back at riff, where they’re generously giving us 20% off drinks, knowing full well it’s a terrible idea.Then we howl into the mic — karaoke on the bar stage, not in a room. screaming encouraged, talent optional.
🗓 This friday, July 18
🕖 Meet: 7:00 PM
🏁 Run/walk: 7:30 PM
🍻 Drink deal: 20% off for the dirty and deserving
🎤 Afterparty: singing at riff — no filter, no shame
📍 Riff bar • 北京市东城区板桥南巷7号
🚇 Beixinqiao station (北新桥站) – line 5 – exit B or C
🗺 Walk 3 mins into the hutong, riff is on the righ
