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BJ H3 #1954: Thirteen Bridges Run (see if you can count them)

This weekend join us as we run through Tucheng, once the prowling ground of our erstwhile member LickItToRide. Back in the day, rebels raiding Beijing from the north would have to cross the canal here, only to be met with a hail of missiles from the rampart on the southern side. So watch out!

After exiting the park we will cross into one of the poshest areas of Beijing. It’s so posh, in fact, that there are whole rows of shops without one of them selling cheap beer. 😥 Obviously they don’t want people like us around here, so we must rise to the challenge!

Lastly, we will run through one of the nicest parks in Beijing (really).

Dear Walkers: please bring a backpack, because we need you to carry beers from the last beer stop to the circle area.


Hares:

Pickle Boy, Little Red Shittinghood

Hash Cash:

30 RMB

Where:

Huixinxijie Nankou Station (Lines 5 and 10) – Exit C (惠新西街南口站 – C出口)

Date:

Saturday, May 23rd

Time:

Meet 2:30 PM, Run starts at 3:00 PM

Notes:

NO BAG DROP, Run is A-B, Hashers must wear a mask and have completed a 14-day self-quarantine after returning to China. There will be no formal hash dinner afterward. Unfortunately due to the park’s regulations, this run is not dog friendly.

D’erections:

Location pin will be posted on the day of run via WECHAT


 

By |May 20th, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Boxer H3 run #186: Get Stoned!


(Inspired by Hinder’s “Get Stoned”)
Nature’s not closed in Huairou. You Cunt See Me’s on the Iron Road. But Explode in My Kitchen’ll get you to the stone door. There’ll be ropes and chains, but BDSaMateur promises not to use ‘em (we hope).

Let’s go outside and get stoned!
We could end up making Sh*t instead of misery
Go outside and get STONED
‘Cause the booze is so much better when you’re mad on the trails

Without a doubt
Let’s hash it out
‘Cause your b*tching and your yelling don’t mean anything

You Cunt See Me
I can handle all the stones that you’re throwing

You wear me out
BDSaMateur might Explode in My Kitchen
But it’s all right now

Let’s go outside and…


When:

Saturday, May 30th
5月30日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10a.m.
Departure at 10:30 am. sharp

Hares:

You Cunt See Me, Explode in My Kitchen, BDSaMateur

Type:

A-A

What to Bring:

Cell phone, sunblock, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register today or wank away!

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.

Optional Additional Activity:

Via Ferrata (AKA Iron path climbing)

180 RMB gets you helmet, harness, entrance ticket and guided tour

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, we won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***

By |May 17th, 2020|Boxer Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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