❄️ Brace Yourselves, Hashers

Winter is cummin’, and so are we.

As the northern winds blow and Beijing’s brave (and stupid) gather once more, three legendary hares — Hardcore Outdoor, Spuds, and Tea Bag Virgin — will lead the charge against frostbite, hangovers, and basic dignity.

Forget the Wall — this week we run the City Hash, dodging electric scooters, street corn vendors, and rogue Didi drivers while clinging desperately to our beers for warmth. The hares have promised beer stops, scenic confusion, and trails so slippery even Jon Snow would fall flat on his frozen arse.

So grab your thermals, your horned helmets, and your least appropriate hash attire, because when the chill hits your nipples, you’ll know the trail has begun.

Winter may be cold, but our beer is colder. And unlike Westeros, our circle actually finishes.

💰 Hash Cash:

• 30 RMB for trail (beer stops and circle)
• 75 RMB for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
• 105 RMB for trail + dinner

🧭 Your Hares:

Hardcore Outdoor,

Spuds ,

Tea Bag Virgin ,

Just Zhuang Zhuang

🏁 Trail:

Trail is A–A with bag drop at the restaurant.
Circle is close enough to stumble to (less than 500m — or two failed snow angels away).

👕 Dress Code & Haberdashery:

Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME.
We can supply t-shirts, shorts, hoodies, beanies, socks, and various sundry items.

If you’ve earned a hash mug, bring it — winter is cruel, and the environment’s already dying. Let’s not add paper cups to the casualty list.

🐶 Hairy Hashers:

Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not.
Dogs welcome on trail, not at dinner (unless they can pay hash cash).

🕝 When:

Sunday, November 16
1:30 PM meetup
2:00 PM start

🍻 On-after:

Paddy O’Shea’s, our sacred house of barley, loud voices, and questionable judgment.

🚇 D’erections to Meet-Up Spot:

Jiangtai Subway Station (Line 14), Exit C
将台地铁站14号线C口

📍 Address:

粗粮人家·东北菜(将台店)
Coarse Grain Family – Northeast Cuisine (Jiangtai Branch)
将台地铁站向北步行200米, 西大望路甲12号附近

🔮 Upcoming Hareline: