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Beijing Full Moon H3 #215 Beijing 7-ELEVEn Run #11
The time has come again where we gleefully gather round 7-ELEVEns, get outrageously drunk, walk/run/crawl between beer stops, and attempt to build the biggest beer staff the Northern Capital has ever seen! Cum join us this Friday November 7th (7/11) as the Beijing Full Moon H3 proudly host the eleventh edition of the Beijing 7-ELEVEn Run!
And what better way to honour the eleventh edition of the Beijing 7-ELEVEn Run than having eleven beer stops at Dongcheng & Chaoyang’s finest 7-ELEVEns, all under the supermoon glow of the November Full Moon?
Founded exactly five years ago on November 7th, 2020 by Beijing’s very own Gobblin’ King, Stilett-Hoe, and Kiddie Poo. It started as part of the Beijing Hash House Harriers, and in 2022, 7-ELEVEn H3 became an independent kennel that is now open to be held by any other kennel globally.
Two 7-ELEVEn H3 runs are held each year, both on 7/11 (July 11th and November 7th).
But just why are we hosting a biannual hash in honour of a convenience store chain, you ask?
7-ELEVEn have provided hashers much joy, mischief, and, most importantly, plentiful cheap and cold beer throughout the years. We honour this legacy the only way we know how – by getting absolutely shitfaced and crawling our way between beer stops.
As we go, hashers will start to build staffs by taping empty beer cans to the bottom of their current beer (tape will be provided).
The hasher with the biggest staff at circle will be declared the Wisest Wizard and win eternal fame and glory (and a super exclusive Wisest Wizard patch to boot). In the case of a draw, a joust to the death will be held to declare the righteous winner.
Only beers equal to or above ABV 3.6% and drunk starting from A at 7:11 pm will count for those competing for Wisest Wizard.
The shitty trail will take you around the historic and perennial hasher-favourite area of Dongzhimen.
The November Full Moon is known as the Beaver Moon (and no, we’re not talking about that kind of beaver!) as it was when beavers took shelter in their lodges they had built and stocked with sufficient food stores for the winter.
Additionally, it will be a Supermoon as the November Full Moon orbits closer to Earth than any of the other Full Moons this year. Hashrumour has it, the Super Beaver Moon gives special drinking powers to those seeking to become 7-ELEVEn Heroes…
July’s 7-ELEVEn Run featured multiple people being sent home early, a police van, and excessive amounts of full-frontal male nudity. Let’s see if we can outdo ourselves this Friday and make the messiest, sloppiest, drunkennest, and hashiest event of the year even moremessy, sloppy, drunken, and hashy!
So cum join these Three Musketeers on the hashiest adventure of a lifetime and become legend. Will Singaporn Star retain his title for the second time in a row? Or will you rise above and become the 7-ELEVEn Hero we need? Remember – there can only be one Wisest Wizard.
If you thought July’s 7-ELEVEn Run was an utter shitshow, just wait until you experience this…
Dress Code: Green, red, orange, and white! Anything 7-Eleven themed! Or just come donning haberdashery!Special limited edition 7-Eleven Run haberdashery t-shirts will be sold at the run!
Hash Cash: Buy your own beer at the 7-Eleven stops
Slurpee Runners: Singaporn Star, Silent Suck-off
Onigiri Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Trail: Trail is A to B. Bag drop not available
Beer Stops: 11 (yes, ELEVEN!!!) 7-ELEVENs
When: Friday, 7th November 20257:00 pm meet-up at 7-ELEVEn（东直门店）7:11 pm raise your pre-lube beverage7:30 pm start
Meet Up: 7-ELEVEn (Dongzhimen Branch) (The one on the NORTH side of Dongzhimen Neidajie)Dongzhimen Neidajie No. 5, Dongcheng District, Beijing7-ELEVEn（东直门店）北京市东城区东直门内大街5号
On-after: Our hash bar Paddy O’Shea’s for those still left standing
D’erections to starting 7-ELEVEn（东直门店）:Dongzhimen Metro Station Exit A东直门地铁站A出口
As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.
BJH3#2230, The Singles’ Day Chase: A Houhai Rendezvous
Ass we know (as we know), Halloween’s thrills soon give way to Single’s Day’s anticipation. This November 1st, BJH3 offers a curated transition: a “Love Encounter” along the vibrant shores of Houhai.
This gathering is more than a simple run/walk; it is a spirited pursuit for the playful heart. Cum and join our convivial trail to awaken your adventurous spirit, where a chance connection might evolve into a captivating intrigue. Let the crisp autumn air inspire a new chemistry, transforming the afternoon into a potential prelude to romance.
Hash cash: 30rmb for beer stops and circle. 75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Necro feel me up
Five dickheads
Just LuLu
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers：
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday , Nov.1st, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
叁更Timekeepers Ball House
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 8, Shichahai subway stop, Exit A2
8号线什刹海地铁站, 出口A2
Address:
Xi’an Restaurant (Gulou Branch), Di’anmen Outer Street No.26 (Gulou East Street Gulou West Street Jian), Xicheng
西安饭庄（鼓楼店），北京市西城区地安门外大街26号（鼓楼东大街鼓楼西大街间）
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!