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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2228, One Hash After Another
Rise and Shine
R U!
Good Morning
Checking!
Why?
ON ON!
What time is it?
TIME TO GREASE THE AMOR!!!
The Beijing 75, (aka Beijing HHH) has spent the last 46 years sowing chaos and destruction while drinking as many Yanjings (Modelo eqivalent) as humanely possible. Now the hashers are on the run as Colonel Shtupwaffel is determined to find and detain all the wankers who are too lazy to hare!
After the hard arm of the law of the Hare Razor has come down and lazy hashers go into hiding a few Revolutionaries remain to continue the movement and mission of the Hash.
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Hardcore Outdoor will lay the trail for run #2228 as we Battle and fight for our freedom and the freedom of the generations ahead of us to hash, sing, and drink excessive amounts of beer.
At Hash it’s always ok to have a few small Beers, or Big beers.
Sign up to Hare or Colonel Shtupwaffel will hunt you down and find you!
Hash cash:
30rmb for Trail (beer stops and circle).
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
105 for Trail + Dinner
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Hardcore Outdoor
Tea Bag Virgin
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Oct.25th, Sat, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
DaWangLu Exit B
大望路 B口
Address:
Sichuan Flavor Restaurant (West DaWang Road Branch)
川味小馆（西大望路店）西大望路甲12号
BJH3#2227: A Toast to the Original Swifties: Concorde, Beer, and Questionable Cardio.
On this day, October 19, 1977, a magnificent metal bird with a pointy, droopy nose did something truly audacious. The Concorde made the transatlantic journey from France to New York City, once a plodding affair, in 3.5 hours—less time than it takes to assemble IKEA furniture or decide what to watch on Netflix.
And how do we, the modern-day champions of questionable life choices, honor this feat of breathtaking speed and engineering? We lace up our running shoes, of course.
We may not be traveling at Mach 2, but we chase our own ludicrous speeds. We are the Concordes of the cul-de-sac, the supersonic sprinters of the sidewalk. Our “sonic boom” is the heavy, rhythmic gasping we produce while trying to conquer a slight incline. Our “transatlantic journey” is the 5K we swore we’d train for, and our “graceful landing” is the glorious, wheezing collapse onto a bar stool. The Concorde required thousands of gallons of specialized jet fuel. Our needs are simpler, yet no less crucial: about 16 ounces of beer to restore our electrolytes and our questionable judgment.
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle)
75 RMB (run, beer, circle, dinner) NOTE: No refunds after the last beer stop.
Your Hares:
Spuds
Texas Blow ‘Ho
Japanese Porn Squeak
Trail:
A- A. Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers: Trail and restaurant are NOT dog-friendly.
When:
Sunday, October 19th.
Meet up – 1:30 pm
Start – 2:00 pm
On- after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
1.Agricultural Exhibition Center, Exit A.农业展览馆, 出口 A. Walk 1.3 km north to Nongzhangguan North Road农展馆北路. Turn right and walk 1.2 km,
- Zaoying, Exit A. 枣营, 出口 Walk 1.2 km west on Nongzhangguan North Road 农展馆北路.
Address:
川湘小馆(麦子店)
朝阳区麦子店街8号东侧
Sichuan-Xiang Bistro (Maizidian)
East side of No. 8 Maizidian Street, Chaoyang District
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!