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Our next run is…
Beijing Boxer run #244: Munchen Dick
The Book Moby Dick was released on October 18th, 1851. Exactly 174 years later Beijing Boxer is hosting run number #244.
The book follows Captain Ahab and his relentless pursuit of the White Whale named “Moby Dick”. His quest to find the white whale consumes his every thought and drives him towards madness and destruction, ultimately leading him to his and his crew’s demise and horrific deaths.
Hashers meanwhile have a different obsession which is of course BEER! Like Captain Ahab hashers will go on a quest to find ice cold beer even if it kills them and everyone else along the way.
Join us at Boxer #244 as we conquer the mountains find our own White Whale.
Electronic Artist Moby. Who has a dick.
When:
Saturday, October 18th
10月18日星期六
Hares:
Munchen Ass, Downward Facing Schnitzel
Cums 4 Seconds
Trail: A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (Across from Paddy O` Shea`s), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at MaLianWa Exit C,…bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点Pizza Hut出发，9点半马连洼站C口，不见不散！！
Hash Cash
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
People also need to bring ID or Passport
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
BJH3 #2226 Sunday Oct 12th- “I love La Seine” HASH
Je t’aime,Paris.
J’aime La Seine.
Je t’aime…
Do you love Paris?
Do you love La Seine?
Do you still miss the romantic French you fell in love with by La Seine?
Well…
La Seine in Paris is 8000KM away.
But LIANGMA river is just around the corner.
LIANGMA river is called “La Seine in Beijing”.
Come join us!
We will walk/run along the LIANGMA river and SOLANA.
Enjoy the romantic atmosphere of La Seine!
The most mysterious, elegant and romantic people are hanging around this region .
Find the heart fluttering feeling again!
Hash Cash: 30 RMB for drinks, trail and circle; plus 75 RMB for dinner(NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Running Hare: tea bag virgin
Walking Hare:Four dickheads, Just Hou
Trail: A to A with bag drop at the restaurant
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
We want to encourage all the shitty hashers to wear hash clothes if they have them, and also to bring their hash beer mugs if they have got one as a run reward – so we don’t fuck up the environment with discarded cardboard or plastic cups.
Hairy Hashers: The trail is dog friendly, but restaurant is not.
When: 1:30 pm meet-up, 2:00 pm start; Sunday; Oct 12；Prelube starts at 1pm.
On-after:Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s or bars in SOLANA.
D’erections to meet up spot:
1. Walk 700 meters east from Exit B of LIANGMA QIAO Station on Metro Line 10. 从地铁10号线，亮马桥站B出口向东走700米。
2. Walk 800 meters west from Exit D of DONGFENG BEI QIAO Station on Metro Line 14. 从地铁14号线，东风被桥站D出口向西走800米。
Address: meet up: #1 CHAOYANG PARK Road, CHAOYANG District, Beijing.
QINGJIN SHANXI restaurant（Lucky street）.
北京市朝阳区麦子店街道朝阳公园路1号, 请晋山西餐社（好运街店）
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!