Now is the time to start thinking about your options for the future, what better way to start your higher education than at Tsinghua University in the beautiful college town of Beijing? Come visit our campus on open day this Sunday and be introduced to a thriving student community. You’ll learn about our exciting Greek Life, meet your co-eds, tour our facilities. You’re even welcome to engage in our biology department’s experiment to see if imbibing beerological compounds and running can make a college tour more interesting. Your tour guides will be two famous alumnis: world reknown biogas expert and producer Just Luis and Pullitzer-Prize winning Penthouse Forum contributor Transylvestite.
 
Onus, Onus (that’s Latin for ‘on on’, in case you’re stupid)

Hares:

Just Luis, Transylvestite
 
Type:
A to A
When:
Sunday April 14th 2013
 
Time:
Meet at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
 
Hash Cash:
20 RMB run and circle / 60 RMB run, circle and dinner

What to bring:
High school transcript, at least two recommendations, school spirit, clothing apparel from your university/college

Where:
Yuanmingyuan Park subway station (line 4) exit C