Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born … a Festivus for the rest of us!
Join the Beijing Hashers as we celebrate Festivus! All the holiday traditions will be observed, including a Festivus Pole with a very high strength-to-weight ratio, Festivus dinner at a nearby restaurant, the Airing of Grievances (accusations) in the circle and Feats of Strength (down downs) as you reward the hares for their excellent trail! Donations to the Human Fund will be humbly accepted by Hash Cash.