Welcome to 2016, the year of epic robot battles and AI research assistants. Tomorrow is today, ‘bots are not parts of movies anymore, and their developers are out there pretending The Terminator was a thing (warning) that never happened. How will we deal with the potential onslaught of the Robot Revolution? Practice our running (because they’re gon’ come after us) and our drinking for when running doesn’t work! Ring in the New Year in Zhongguancun, China’s Silicon Valley. Finger a little Dough, RainBlow some Bush. All it takes is (Just the) Tip to make a Happy New Year Hash for everyone!