Let’s go Crazy for the Beijing Hash House Harriers Run #1999, Prince’s own Purple Rain Run. Your hares have used all the purple chalk money can buy to mark a shitty trail with the most scenic of spaces and the warmest beer Beijing has to offer. We have two hares from Prince’s home state of Minnesota, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Whacks [...]
Unbelievably, despite all the hype, we still haven’t reached the 1999th or 2000th runs so we’ll just have to do another one to fill the gap. Well, come on down y’all, to possibly the best hash of the entire month so far, and a suitable way to escape the need to clean the memorials to our ancestors who, if they knew what [...]
While we all are looking forward to hash #2000, let's be honest with ourselves; we’ve got a lot of work to do before then. It’s time to dig deep and find inspiration, and what better place to inspire your drunken souls than the hallowed Olympic grounds of years past! Come drinnnnn I mean train, train with us this [...]
We’ve made it through another week, but this week was especially foreboding for the day of judgement was upon us! Well… it was a pretty shitty apocalypse. Not the massive can’t flush it type, more the itty bitty kiddepoo kind. Still, like RAs past we spoke to the Hash Gods so that they might grant us their mercy. We [...]
Here at the center of Pretty Accurate Disease Detection Yielding Science (hereafter: PADDY'S) our staff has been working long and hard hours to find a cure for the COVID-19 virus. This virus has been particularly difficult to combat especially due to mutations in the more mask-resistant geographical zones. Luckily, by using a combination of ancient and modern scientific methods of [...]
