?️ Black sunglasses? Check. ?? Vaguely Russian accent? Check. ? Thinly veiled cosplay fetishism? Check. ? Water guns? CHECK. ? (Free) beer? Double check. The Bitches are back! and this time they’re armed and glorious and only have one mission: to make you wet. Not-so-secret-agents Super Squirter, Godzilla Butt and Algae Bra, dressed in whatever the summer equivalent of the [...]
Some hashers feel irritable and mentally unstable, they snap for no reason and drive coworkers nuts, to say nothing of their spouses and/or “significant jerks”... Yes, you guessed - it’s that time of month again. The fool moon, sometimes called the “lunatics’ itch”. Only known cure for the fool moon itch is the Full Moon Run! This Wednesday... Hares: Our [...]
So you think you know about FRIDAY 13th? 1. Every year has at least one and at most three Friday the 13ths. 2. Fear of the number 13 is known as triskaidekaphobia, while fear of Friday the 13th is known as paraskavedekatriaphobia. Now try to pronounce it! 3. People in Spanish-speaking nations fear Tuesday the 13th. 4. The ancient Chinese [...]
In 1955 a mad scientific known as Emmett Brown accidentally altered the space-time continuum, facilitating an alternate future in which Marty McFly traveled through time. Not far from there in San Diego, California, a young couple were practicing how to have a little Life of Pee of their own. At the other side of the Atlantic, another cute Swedish couple [...]
The Full Moon happens Sunday, and despite the fact that many of you said you would totally be down for doing a double-header Sunday, mismanagement has decided to overrule the heavens and make Saturday the full moon! Hares: Chosen on the spot When: This Saturday, August 29th Time: Meet at 17:30, hares off on time at 18:00 Hash Cash: Pay [...]
