Forget fireworks—this Friday we’re celebrating the only kind of explosion that really matters: the glorious chaos that is Foursome’s birthday. Sure, America turns 248 this week or whatever—but our favourite South African export is turning… well, who the hell knows, because she’s been 28 since 2019 and we’re not asking questions we don’t want answered. Join Foxes this Friday as we honour the woman [...]
Attention all wankers, miscreants, and mischief-makers! This Saturday, April 12th, ditch your dignity and don your best peach or pink attire because we’re throwing a trail like no other: it’s a HASH WEDDING! 💒👰♀️🤵♂️ That’s right — love is in the air (or maybe it’s just beer fumes and sweat) as we unite two of our own in wholly unholy matrimony: Pukelid’s [...]
HO HO HO, it’s Santa con! Wow that special time of year is here where hashers get together and drink. There will be eggnog and beer and bars. That’s very cool. There will be a running trail for runners, Santa is known for his fitness so that will be good. We will be going to five different bars! That’s a [...]
Do you remember the days when pollution covered the sky every day in Beijing? Great times, right? We, the hash thought we would go visit the main culprit of those days in Shougang Park. Isn’t that great? Nowadays the skies are mostly clear, and the park has been used for the winter Olympics. There will be plenty of beer, mountain views, [...]
Hey everyone, it's ya boy, Dionysus. I have been watching you hashers and decided it was time for me to get in on the action. I have learned that hashing is supposed to be "drinkers with a running problem." However, what I have observed here is "drinkers with a running problem" sans running. So, your friendly neighborhood wine god has [...]