Once upon a time you hashed so fine Threw the hares a dime in your prime, didn't you? People call say 'beware doll, you're bound to fall' You thought they were all kidding you You used to laugh about Everybody that was hanging out Now you don't talk so loud Now you don't seem so proud About having to be [...]
As we know (as we know) Jesus Christ died on the cross on April 3rd, 33 AD on what is known as Good Friday, the Following Sunday he was resurrected on what is now known as Easter. And as we know (as we know) the iconic singer Prince died on April 21st, 2016 of an opioid overdose at his home [...]
It happened again. While your trusty Full Moon Hash hares were out scouting April’s FMH trail, one too many Yanjings and Canned Cocktails were consumed. Waking up by the Ming City Wall Ruins with the mother of all hangovers the next day, the hares tried to piece together the scattered recollections of the previous night. More than just the standard [...]
It’s not always easy or fun being Catholic, 3 Hour mass every week, celestial judgment in the bedroom, and a perpetual feeling of shame for any impure thoughts or actions. However, there’s one day a year when the congregation gets to let loose and let it (them) all out for some shiny plastic beads. Mardi Gras, the day before the [...]
November 13th 2021, a day that will live in infamy. So many hashers risked it all for a chance at a vast fortune beyond their wildest dreams only to fail and perish in the games of Squid Hash. In the end there was only one survivor, the hasher that walked away with the Grand Prize, the one and only Joy Ride Her. Now [...]