As we know (As we know) the rapture is coming and all of the Believers of Booty will ascend into heaven and shake their rumps for all of eternity with Jesus. The non-believers unfortunately will be stuck on earth with nothing but flat empty shorts with nothing to fill them as they burn and die in the Apocalypse. Don’t be [...]
As we know (as we know) Jesus Christ died on the cross on April 3rd, 33 AD on what is known as Good Friday, the Following Sunday he was resurrected on what is now known as Easter. And as we know (as we know) the iconic singer Prince died on April 21st, 2016 of an opioid overdose at his home [...]
As we know, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ spread his gospel and was crucified for it at the age of 33. Two days later he was joyfully and jubilantly resurrected on what is now celebrated as Easter Sunday. A similar figure spreads the Gospel of Beijing Hash House Harriers far and wide known as Pukelid’s Taxivomitry. His message of [...]
For nearly a century humanity has held the capability to completely and instantaneously eviscerate itself from existence. We have lived under the threat of our own mutually assured destruction and we have needed to cooperate as a species in order to sustain and perpetuate our life on this planet. The threat of course…..Booty, Butts, Ass ........it holds the power of [...]
Her Royal Dryness’ kingdom is under attack from the Water Army and things are looking bleak. Her powerful drying powers seem to be no match for the intensity of this rampant wetness flooding her barren desert she calls home. In no time at all the kingdom is filled with a vast ocean, the dryness of the land is now only [...]