The most hotly anticipated sequel of the summer, WHBS is back and wetter than ever! Expect scenic trails, unwise decisions, riverside debauchery, and as always, more beer than dignity.
Taking place at the legendary CaiShe River, where memories are made and brain cells are left behind, this year’s Boxer will feature everything you’ve come to expect: glorious scenery, dubious trail markings, and an outrageous circle.
The running trail is a majestic 13.69 km (nice), while the walking trail is a gentle 6.69 km (also nice). If you’re truly lazy, you can just lie in the river and let gravity sort you out — not recommended, but not impossible.
After trail, we’ll feast, frolic, and toast our survival in a glorious circle. A bus will return to Beijing in the evening after dinner, ensuring your drunken self makes it back to civilization. No need to fend off wild boars or build a fire with a beer can and disappointment. Just beer, dinner, and back you go.
🕰️ When:
Saturday, July 19th, 2025
9:00am: Meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut (across from Paddy O’Shea’s)
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OR 9:30am: Meet at Wangjing West, Exit C 
Buses will leave sharp — not “hash time,” not “five more minutes,” not “I just need a coffee first.” SHARP.
🧳 What to Bring:
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Virgins (willing ones) -
Mobile phone + power bank -
Good hiking shoes -
Snacks if you’re snacky -
A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor -
Dry clothes (unless you like chafing) -
Some rain gear- precipitation is expected
💰 Hash Cash: 200 RMB gets you:
Scenic trail
Round trip bus ride
Bottomless beer (literally — test it, we dare you)
Water and other drinks
Delicious hash dinner
Memories (optional)
Itinerary:
| Time | Agenda | Notes |
| 8:30 | Meet at Dongzhimen Pizza Hut | Bar not open — bring your own breakfast |
| 9:00 | Bus departs from Paddy’s | 9am sharp |
| 9:30 | Bus departs Wangjing West Exit C | 9:30am sharp |
| 11:00 | Arrive, chalk talk, runners hit the trail | Walkers stay on the bus |
| 11:15 | Walkers dropped off | |
| 16:00 | Trail ends | Cooler with beer + snacks |
| 16:30 | Bus to circle location | Across from dinner spot |
| 17:30 | Hash dinner | Yum |
| 19:00 | Return to Beijing | On on to Paddy’s, Wankers back to their comfy beds |