ON ON! and welcome to the Beijing H3

We are a friendly, social, beer motivated running club, Our only interest is to have as much fun as possible that can be squeezed into a Saturday* afternoon.

Beijing Hash House Harriers or The Beijing HHH, (founded by Brian “Ewor” Rowe on July 9th, 1979, briefly closed and opened again by Clint Halloran in 1982. It is a mixed hash that runs every weekend without fail. Hash attendance varies weather depending from 25-50, who cares though? You’re going to get a good run and loads of cold beer.

Join us for our weekly adventures! Every Saturday*, we kick off the fun at various locations (check our website for details). Winter runs usually start at 2 pm, while the rest of the year, we begin the excitement at 3 pm (special runs might have different start times from noon to 4 pm).

Our runs typically last about an hour or 2, covering 7-9km, and can be in-town (get there by subway, didi, taxi convoy) or out-of-town (organized bus included). For the low cost of 30 RMB, you get an opportunity to run, walk, or conquer various terrains (water, sand, or mud – your choice!), engage in conversations, maybe persecute someone, enjoy off-key singing and drinking copious amounts of beer. You can also indulge with delicious local food at the hash restaurant for the day (for just 50 RMB more).
Remember, the Beijing hash house harriers have only one rule – no rules, and the GM is always right!

Don’t forget to drop by our Hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s on Dongzhemenwei Dajie (across from the Canadian Embassy) before the run for drink specials and food!

Stay updated on our runs by visiting our website www.hash.cn or finding us on WeChat as “beijing hash.”

(*) Please note that the run day might change if Saturday becomes a working day (a Chinese thing) or if Boxer H3 takes over Saturday, in which case Beijing H3 runs will be on Sunday. We’re working on a more efficient scheduling system. Join the fun!

Beijing H3 Mis-Management

Meet the hashers and harrietes that make the Beijing Hash House Harriers a wonderful place to hash! These fellas are committed not only to regularly hash with the beijing H3, but also to spice it up with some good laughs along the way!

Beijing H3 GMs

Singaporn Star

Doggy Nipple Liquor

On-Sec

Banana Shoes

Straight to Penis

Hash Cash

Banana Shoes

2 Slow 2 Cum

Religious Advisors

Pukelid’s Taxivomitry

Panda Penis Pandemonium

Butthole Sniper

Haberdasher

Pukelid’s Taxivomitry

Hare Razor

Shutpwaffel

All Asshole, No Sack

Another Dick in the Wall

Boxer H3 Mis-Management

Red Snatcher
Damaged Goods
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Slippery When Wet

Fullmoon H3 Mis-Management

Lost in Sex (GM)

Panda Penis Pandemonium (RA)

Digital Shenanigans

WebWanker

Snake Cunter

Shitposter_69

WeWanker

Snake Cunter

Shitposter_69

Dev Sluts

Dazed & Confused

 Bearded Clam

Beijing H3 GM’s Annals

The Beijing H3 GMS, since its inception in 1979, has stood as a testament to the spirit of dedication and camaraderie within the hashing community. This vibrant group, renowned for its unique blend of drinking, running and socializing, owes much of its success to the tireless efforts of its dedicated Grand Masters (GMs).

In this illustrious history, only the names of truly committed GMs find a place, symbolizing the core values and traditions that have shaped the Beijing H3 GMS into a thriving and enduring community over the years.

1979

Brian “Ewor” Rowe

1980

Brian “Ewor” Rowe

1982

Clint Halloran

1983

Doug Stewart

Glenys Wood

1984

Leo “Jerks Baits” Jerkavits

1985

Andy Simpkin

Malcom Lawrie

Ken Newton

1986

David Horley

1987

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1988

Patrick White

1989

Helen Moorcraft

1990

Curtis Hinz

1991

Margaret Cameron

Peter Cameron

1992

Peter Cameron

Margaret Cameron

1993

Pat Mcaree

1994

Sam Eldred

1995

Jonathan “Jono” Hannam

1996

Dierk Hartmann

Tim Standbrook

1997

Wally “Buddha” Kirk

Andrew “Twice In One Night” Kenworth

1998

Mark “Rufeng Ren” Grimes

1999

Paul “Bonnie” Tylor

2000

James “Two Timin Hymen” Inder

2001

Alastair “Bellamy” Ferguson

2002

Peggy “Chubby” Yu

2003

Rick “Ratchucker” Head

2004

Carsten “Masturbaker” Lehn

2005

Carsten “Masturbaker” Lehn

Walter “Rugburn” Stryker

2006

David “Minime” Jamison White

2007

Laine “Well Oiled Dick” Summers

Yvonne “Undulator” Wang

2008

David “Camel Toe” Bjerke

Zac “IandPrick” Bolan

2009

Naomi “Chopstick Legs” Kerwin

Lin “Burning Bush” Zhong

2010

Tom “More Head” Moore

Iain “Little Sai Wanker” Mcnair

2011

Andrew “Dry Hole” Schorr

Gene “Snot” Westerland

2012

Andrew “Dry Hole” Schorr

Andrew “Pretty Woman” Horowitz

2013

Cindy “Comes On Vacation” Duerr

Andrew “Pretty Woman” Horowitz

2014

Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas

Stephen “Life of Pee” Barnes

2015

Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas

Nina “Pussy Nibbles’ White

Leon “Bearded Clam” White

2016

Matthew “6 Kuai Short” Jacobs

Marjorie “Agent Orgy” Dodson

2017

Toy “Super Squirter” Du

Jonathan “Blister Fister” Schoo

2018

Dane “Shanghai Man” Christensen

Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas

2019

Dane “Shanghai Man” Christensen

Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas

Toy “Super Squirter” Du

2020

Allison “BDSaMateur” Lapehn

Mia “Hot Cockolate” Shi

2021

Nick “Up the Butt (no babies)” Meredith

Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas

2022

Zach “Gobblin`King ” Eaton

Toy “Super Squirter ” Du

2022

David “I`m Pregnant ” Udinkan

Mia “Sneaky Sausage” Wu

2023

David “I’m Pregnant” Udinkan

Erik “Pukelid’s Taxivomitry” Truedson