Upcoming Fullmoom H3
BJ Full Moon H3 #186: (De)Flower Moon and Colour Run
Some hashers love spring for the warmth, some for the flowers and the return of vibrant colours to the city, but others love it for the abundance of tree cum. They can’t get enough of that tree cum going up their nostrils and eyes, sprayed all over their faces. They love it and wish a strong girthy tree would just shove its roots up their asses and fill them up with catkins. You know who you are.
But enough about those sickos. Given that I’m currently suffering from an allergic reaction caused by all the tree cum in the air, and I can barely see the screen, let’s just get this write up over with.
There’s a Full Moon Hash this Friday celebrating spring, we’ll run, howl at the moon, play games, and drink beer.
This month, two (or more) teams will compete for glory at a drinking game that involves chugging cans of beer while coloured powder is thrown at them. Rules explained on the night.
One final, very important thing: Since we can’t miss a golden opportunity for a terrible pun; any hasher who brings a virgin to the (De)flower Moon Hash with them, can join for free along with their virgin. So bring your none-hasher friends along!.
THIS IS THE INAUGURAL EVENT CELEBRATING BEIJING’S 2100th RUN. WHILE YOU CAN JOIN US ONLY ON FRIDAY, WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO CONSIDER JOINING THE RED DRESS RUN THE DAY AFTER, AND SUNDAY’S RUSTY BITCH CHALLENGE. ASK FOR THE SIGN UP LINK OR FOR MORE DETAILS IN ANY HASH RELATED GROUP CHAT.
Dresscode: While the product description on taobao said the powder (that’s getting thrown at you) is easily washable, we do not recommend wearing your best clothes. Save it for the red dress run the day after.
Hares:
Lost in Sex, Nail Me Jesus, and a live hare chosen on the night.
What:
A-to-B hash, no bag drop, not dog nor kid friendly, but wolves can join for free.
When:
Friday, 26th of May.
Gather at 7:00 PM, Hash starts at 7:30 pm sharp.
Where:
Right outside Hujialou Subway Station – Exit B
呼家楼地铁站-B口
Hash cash:
30 RMB covers water and beer on trail and circle.
Restaurant:
on Paddy’s!
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