As we all know, wolves will be taking a plunge into the river next week, and they will need every drop of liquid courage and inspiration to survive the ordeal. Once they’re done, they will expect all the songs(blowjobs) the hashers can muster to warm themselves up.

With that in mind, join us this Friday at the hashiest bar in Beijing as we prepare to embark on a riveting trail, which was laid by a porn star, and for song practice.

So come prepared to sing your heart out, enjoy a variety of warm and cold beverages, and become the best hasher you can be. It’s an A-to-A trail, so we can also register named hashers who qualify for the ultimate prize, A Paddy’s Card! So, come on down, belch your way into remembering the hash song!

If there is enough interest, the on on will be a KTV.

Walking Hare: PPP

Running Hare: Singaporn Star

Beermeister: John Wayne Gay Semen

What: it’s an A-to-A hash and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly

When: Friday, 19 January. Meet at 7:00 pm

Start: 7:30 pm.

Where: Paddy’s!

Hash cash: 40 RMB

Restaurant: Paddy’s because why would we ever leave our home?

As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children, so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness, and considerable rude behaviour. And partial nudity. Don’t be offended; it’s jocular. We’re always like that; if you’re here, you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons, this isn’t a kid-friendly activity, so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. Regular members of society are welcome and can participate, but be polite, be tolerant, don’t be purposefully rude, and remember that if you’re running, there’s no winner.