Not Tonight

Beijing HHH #2093 – No Late Bloomers

By |2023-04-27T18:17:45+08:00April 27th, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Last week the city finally began to warm up and now the hares are finally ready to shed their winter coats. At the Hash we love history,whether it be striking temples, great railway engineering or huge exhaust towers. This week we'll show you them all (if you're a runner you'll get the chance to get up and close with peace [...]

BJH3# 2039: Triple Hash Pre-Lockdown Pizza Queen Special

By |2022-01-14T10:29:54+08:00January 14th, 2022|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Hash House Harriers|

Nobody is going to read this anyways. If you do actually read it, remember the code phrase for circle: “I’m Literate”. To top off this triple hash weekend, we will be doing a fantastic(ly shitty) trail in honor of a very hashy queen. Who is that queen? Well, it’s Queen Margarita, who invented the Margarita pizza when she put decided [...]

BJH3 #1995: We’ve found Your Anus!

By |2021-03-16T14:21:03+08:00March 9th, 2021|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

On 13th March 1781 at 21 hundred 18 minutes (Cums) 4 Seconds*, William Herschel discovered a new planet in the solar system. He gave it a name that would would cause schoolboys to chuckle for generations to come. Why he did this, no one is completely sure. Some claim he named it after an Ancient Greek god (refer to the [...]

Beijing H3 Run #1970: Summer’s Last Stand

By |2020-09-22T17:07:56+08:00September 18th, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

The morning after boxer is murder, But you know you've done things much absurder. So stop beating your dong and come to Taiyanggong, Then go eat a mo'fucking burger. Hares: Loose Lips, Don't Have Sex With Me, Not Tonight, Just Thomas Type A-B (No bag drop) When: Sunday, September 20 (DAZED & CONFUSED'S BIRTHDAY!!) Time: Meet 2:30 PM, Run starts [...]

Beijing H3 Run #1964: Trail to Providence

By |2020-08-05T15:34:36+08:00August 5th, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Fortunate sons and daughters of the hash, join us on the most auspicious of days, 8.8, for a trail of many blessings. You may Cum 4 Seconds, you probably won't step in Kiddiepoo, and anyone you proposition definitely won't say Not Tonight. Bask in the glory of some very charming statues, pass through the felicitous arches of Golden Brige (which [...]


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