Nobody is going to read this anyways.
If you do actually read it, remember the code phrase for circle: “I’m Literate”.
To top off this triple hash weekend, we will be doing a fantastic(ly shitty) trail in honor of a very hashy queen.
Who is that queen? Well, it’s Queen Margarita, who invented the Margarita pizza when she put decided to drunkenly take off half the cheese and put tomatoes on top instead of pepperoni – A truly stupid and obviously hashy decision! What does this have to do with hash? There will be some PIZZA at the dinner! Even if its Margarita!
For the runners we have the following options:
The Who Tong Crawl
Leg 1 will take you through ancient hutongs and city landmarks of the modern age.
Couch to 5K – Week Minus 5
Join us for leg 2 to kick start your training program and prove that you can run, even if it just for a little bit. It’s a great chance to try a little bit of running.
Park (get a) Life 2022
Come for the third leg and experience frozen canals, sculptures and impressive wildlife living amongst the reeds beside a great lake.
Or mix and match for your own tailored Hashing experience. On On!
For walkers. Keep up. This isn’t going shopping. Bring a bag on trail for a special treat!
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
60 for dinner
Cums 4 Seconds, Not Tonight, Gobblin’ King
Trail is A-A with bag drop at the restaurant.
Trail is kid-friendly, but dogs won’t be able to get into the park and will need an alternate route.
January 16th, Sunday
1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Jintailu Exit C walk 500m west and take a right after the first major intersection (Yanjingzhonglijie). The restaurant will be 200m on your left past the canal.
SEE YOU COFFEE (世外桃源店）
Saturday, January 22- Blumpkin Spice Latte, Twincest, Loose Lips
January 31st (Monday) Run #2041 – John the Baptist / Bogan Banus / Banana Shoes
February 5th (Saturday) Run #2042 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry / Juicy Bla Bla / Don’t have Sex with Me
February 12th (Saturday) Run #2043 – The Italian Blob / Just George / Just Lee
February 20th (Sunday) Run #2044 – Red Snatcher / Just Yanan
February 26th (Saturday) Run #2045 – Sneaky sausage /Goblin King /Spicy Penis
March 5th (Saturday) Run #2046 – Steamy Pile of Shit / Drinks like a girl / Anal compulsion