Join us for Beijing’s much-anticipated Red Dress Run on Saturday, October 17th. Fall is already halfway over and winter is fast approaching, so better get your gams out while you can! We promise all the awkward stares and concerning comments from locals that you could ever wish for! Yes, we know it’s getting cold out, so dress accordingly. And don’t [...]
We present to you the mother of all runs of this year: The Red Dress Run! Got game? The GoT Games are over, let the Hash Games begin! It is still whispered in the blood-red ruins of the old Red Keep in King’s Landing that “you have never really hashed until you have hashed the red dress run”. Do you [...]
It only cums once a year, but when it cums, you better hold onto your f*cking panties — which better be red. In fact, it’s so big that Beijing has ordered a complete revamp of the country’s entire plumbing system in order to withstand this impending storm. (What, you never heard about the part of the Toilet Revolution that involves [...]
The Beijing hash is proud to announce one of the greatest of hash traditions: This year we will be running for a Leukemia charity, courtesy of Comes on Vacation whose fantastic fellow hasher friend (Bee Fuck) is raising money for the cause. Your Red Dress hares Muscles from Brussels, Cumshot, and Dry Hole, have organized a cultural explosion of back [...]
5, 4, 3, 2, 1… Lift off! Hash Red Dress “Spacecraft” takes wing yearly at length that is comprised of about 70 Hash luminaries in diverse scarlet petticoats, attracting all eyes at spaceport called the Irish Volunteer bar at 2 p,m, gearing up for superluminal journey on tangential velocity basis through Andromeda Galaxy, Cygnus, Sagittarius, Virgo Cluster, Neutron Star, Omega [...]
