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Full Moon Hash #86.5: The half-moon impromptu run

By |2020-07-27T11:55:39+08:00October 9th, 2015|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

  Impromptu Half Moon Hash tomorrow! We will meet, run (or wank), drink, eat, and finish the night with Blowjobs (band at Beer Mania). Hares: Chosen on the spot When: This Saturday, October 10 Time: Meet at 19:30, run starts on time at 20:00 Hash Cash: All costs shared as we go! Meet up: Dongzhimen South Alley 119 (50 meters north [...]

Run #1705: Shitfaced Cockmaster’s FOYW Hash – The Bye-Bye Babaoshan Run

By |2020-07-27T11:55:41+08:00June 25th, 2015|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Really fucking far far away in a place called “Babaoshan” lives a hasher named Shitfaced Cockmaster. Why she has lived there for so long nobody really knows. It certainly wasn’t the stunning surroundings, the highly inaccessible government cemetery, or the arduous five minute trek to work at 4am. Maybe it was because of such pleasures as the glorious taxi ride [...]

Boxer Hash #138: The Doom at the Tomb

By |2020-07-27T11:54:35+08:00May 13th, 2015|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

On Saturday, May the 16th of 2015, famed promoter Pussy Nibble scheduled a battle royale to be staged in Changping at the invitation of Generalissimo Kiss My Maple Leaf, King and President-for-Life of Huairou, for the entertainment of Boxer enthusiasts. The heavyweight bout was originally to be held between reigning champion Westside Farter and rising newcomer Just the Tip, but [...]

Run #1691: The Shiny Happy Peeple Run

By |2020-07-27T11:54:37+08:00March 16th, 2015|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

  Shiny happy Peeple laughing Meet Pee in the crowd, Peeple, Peeple Throw your love around, love Pee, love Pee Take it into town, hapPee, hapPee Put it in the ground where the flowers grow Gold and silver shine Shiny hapPee Peeple holding hands Shiny hapPee Peeple holding hands Shiny happy Peeple laughing Everyone around, love them, love them Put [...]

Boxer Hash #136: The Goat of the Year Boxer

By |2020-07-27T11:54:37+08:00March 16th, 2015|Beijing Hash House Harriers, Boxer Hash House Harriers|

  Following a tumultuous year of the horse, the boxer will attempt to follow the 2015 horoscope for goats by kicking off with a calmer, peaceful and steady boxer hash trail in March. Legendary hare KMML and virgin hare Sink and Destroy, both eager to (re)write their reputation as boxer hares, will be hurrying up the hills of Huairou to [...]


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