On Saturday, May the 16th of 2015, famed promoter Pussy Nibble scheduled a battle royale to be staged in Changping at the invitation of Generalissimo Kiss My Maple Leaf, King and President-for-Life of Huairou, for the entertainment of Boxer enthusiasts.

The heavyweight bout was originally to be held between reigning champion Westside Farter and rising newcomer Just the Tip, but when Just the Tip pulled out unexpectedly, journeyman Urine Trouble stepped in to fill out the card.

These two sweet scientists will meet in what will surely be the event of the century – or certainly of the week – in what is being billed by Nibble promotions as The Doom at the Tomb. The Farter-Trouble match will surely be one for the ages, and we pity the fool who does not show up for it.

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  • Runsite: Ming Tombs
  • Trail: Runners and walkers trail. Reasonable amounts of shiggy. Bring peanuts.
  • Hares: Westside Farter / Urine Trouble
  • Date: Saturday, May 16, 2015
  • Meet: Tim’s Texas BBQ @ 10:00am for pre-boxer brunch,
    14 Dongdaqiao Rd / 朝阳区东大桥路14号
  • Departure: 10:30am sharp
  • Cost: 150 RMB includes hash trail, luxurious coach to and from, bottomless refreshments, snacks, and bash!
  • Signup: Right here!