Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
Here at the center of Pretty Accurate Disease Detection Yielding Science (hereafter: PADDY'S) our staff has been working long and hard hours to find a cure for the COVID-19 virus. This virus has been particularly difficult to combat especially due to mutations in the more mask-resistant geographical zones. Luckily, by using a combination of ancient and modern scientific methods of [...]
At least once every Hash somebody will wonder aloud where they can beat their meat. Well, wonder no more, friends, because you’re in luck. Join your old-as-F@@@ hares this week for Beijing Hash #1992, and we’ll mindlessly wander 牛街 niú jiē Niujie. Directly translated as Beef Street, with Its beautiful local Islamic architecture, Niujie is the place local Beijingers go-to for quality beef [...]
I googled about “Dry Jan” and google said it doesn’t exist. I asked hashers about “Dry Jan” and hashers said it’s BULLSH*T. I asked girls about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Just The Tip” in Jan so it ain’t dry for them. I also asked guys about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Super Squirter” in Jan [...]
For those of us who didn’t die yesterday and can still be asked to come out and frolic in Beijing’s suburbs on a Sunday afternoon, the weather already arranged to be perfect by the RA, here’s your opportunity. We’ll be scampering around to the southeast of Chaoyang park, dodging the shit and trash as usual thanks to your hare team’s [...]
Ferris Beer-lers Day Off Jan 16th is your day off! Unless you’re working on a Saturday which in that case sorry. We’re going to Twist and Shout and Drink Beer all our way around Beijing at Hash #1987. If you do need to hide from an aggressively pursuing Principal or Boss a disguise and alias are recommended. Hares: Red Snatcher [...]
