Where and when Beijing HHH upcoming runs
Two hundredish years ago, the world was run by tyrants. They hailed from a sad tiny island and demanded homage from those they oppressed. But one day, people in America said, F*** that. And then they kicked the tyrants’ pansie asses. And that’s how Americans invented freedom -- You’re welcome. But freedom isn’t free. It takes guts, courage and lots [...]
Hashes lately have been intense. We've gone to infinity and beyond to reach these hash locations. Most of us are second or third ring fucks and we don't pay our badly valued apartments to have to leave the city center for fun! Well, don't worry your favorite chilled hashers are taking over and bringing the hash back to the city. [...]
Welcome to the 2004th run so far in the perpetual series of weekend distractions. This time we’re offering a very traditional, low-key, basic hash; we’ll wander around the hutongs and finish early so that anyone wanting to take in other attractions can do so. There's restaurant dinner this time because we finish early Hares: Your shares on this exemplary occasion will be [...]
OMG!! OMG!! It’s finally here and it’s HUGE! The wait is over. It’s time to put on your party shoes and celebrate Beijing Hash House Harriers run #2000. Did you know…. The first Beijing Hash was July 9, 1979, and If you were born on that same day, You would have been alive for about 366,000 hours Your [...]
Let’s go Crazy for the Beijing Hash House Harriers Run #1999, Prince’s own Purple Rain Run. Your hares have used all the purple chalk money can buy to mark a shitty trail with the most scenic of spaces and the warmest beer Beijing has to offer. We have two hares from Prince’s home state of Minnesota, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry and Whacks [...]
