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Feeling adventurous? The 3rd Saturday of every month, the Boxer Hash take you to the wild surroundings of Beijing:
Great Wall, corn fields, ancient villages, tombs... you got it!

Boxer Hash House Harriers2019-02-19T16:43:22+08:00

Upcoming Boxer H3

Boxer H3 run #186: Get Stoned!


(Inspired by Hinder’s “Get Stoned”)
Nature’s not closed in Huairou. You Cunt See Me’s on the Iron Road. But Explode in My Kitchen’ll get you to the stone door. There’ll be ropes and chains, but BDSaMateur promises not to use ‘em (we hope).

Let’s go outside and get stoned!
We could end up making Sh*t instead of misery
Go outside and get STONED
‘Cause the booze is so much better when you’re mad on the trails

Without a doubt
Let’s hash it out
‘Cause your b*tching and your yelling don’t mean anything

You Cunt See Me
I can handle all the stones that you’re throwing

You wear me out
BDSaMateur might Explode in My Kitchen
But it’s all right now

Let’s go outside and…


When:

Saturday, May 30th
5月30日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10a.m.
Departure at 10:30 am. sharp

Hares:

You Cunt See Me, Explode in My Kitchen, BDSaMateur

Type:

A-A

What to Bring:

Cell phone, sunblock, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register today or wank away!

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.

Optional Additional Activity:

Via Ferrata (AKA Iron path climbing)

180 RMB gets you helmet, harness, entrance ticket and guided tour

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, we won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***

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