Upcoming Boxer H3
(Inspired by Hinder’s “Get Stoned”)
Nature’s not closed in Huairou. You Cunt See Me’s on the Iron Road. But Explode in My Kitchen’ll get you to the stone door. There’ll be ropes and chains, but BDSaMateur promises not to use ‘em (we hope).
Let’s go outside and get stoned!
We could end up making Sh*t instead of misery
Go outside and get STONED
‘Cause the booze is so much better when you’re mad on the trails
Without a doubt
Let’s hash it out
‘Cause your b*tching and your yelling don’t mean anything
You Cunt See Me
I can handle all the stones that you’re throwing
You wear me out
BDSaMateur might Explode in My Kitchen
But it’s all right now
Let’s go outside and…
Saturday, May 30th
Meet at 10a.m.
Departure at 10:30 am. sharp
You Cunt See Me, Explode in My Kitchen, BDSaMateur
What to Bring:
Cell phone, sunblock, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!
200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.
Optional Additional Activity:
Via Ferrata (AKA Iron path climbing)
180 RMB gets you helmet, harness, entrance ticket and guided tour
XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).
It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.
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