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Our next run is…
The Dirty Dragon – Beijing Boxer run #225
In the heart of 龙云山,high and steep,
There lived a dragon, not awake, but asleep.
His scales were coated with soot and smear,
A peculiar creature, fond of beer.
Amidst rocks and echoes clear,
He’d roar, “To ale, my dear!”
With every gulp and every cheer,
A dirty dragon, without fear.
His breath, a mix of hops and fire,
A tavern’s dream, a knight’s dire mire.
Beneath the moon’s soft, silver gleam,
He’d dream of pints in a foamy stream.
No stream nor shower could cleanse his tail,
For he loved the dirt, a grimy veil.
Yet, in his heart, pure joy did dwell,
In mountain heights, where eagles yell.
So here’s to the dragon, dirty and grand,
With a beer in his claw and ash on the land.
May his legend spread far, from peak to sand,
A beast so merry, with a pint in hand.
One day, in the dragon’s realm, where wild winds blew,
Three lost hashers were in search of a brew.
Through forests thick and valleys deep,
They stumbled on the dragon, in his sleep.
With hearts of courage, eyes alight,
They sought their ale, lost in the night.
The dragon woke, with a curious gaze,
Amused by these humans, in his mountainous maze.
“Join me,” he roared, “in my feast of beers,
For in these mountains, there’s no room for fears.”
Together they laughed, under starry spheres,
A bond formed over brews, transcending years.
In unity, they found their treasure’s worth,
A tale of friendship, of mirthful rebirth.
With the dragon as guide, through peaks and firth,
Three lost hashers, found joy and hearth.
But the dragon, with a twinkle in his eye,
Devised a game under the twilight sky.
“Tug of war,” he declared with a rumbling roar,
“A test of strength, with legends of yore.”
The hashers grinned, accepting the test,
With a rope in hand, they gave it their best.
Against the dragon, they pulled with might,
Straining in the cool, moonlit night.
The earth trembled beneath their feet,
As mountains echoed with beats of elite.
Yet, in this struggle, laughter found its way,
Binding their spirits, come what may.
In this playful contest of push and pull,
They found respect, their hearts full.
With each tug, their camaraderie grew,
A memory cherished, forever true.
About the running and walking trail:
Running trail – appx 13km, elevation gain around 700m
Walking trail – appx 8km, elevation gain around 400m
It all goes down in Miyun
Hares:
Running hares: Slippery When Wet & Singaporn Star
Walking hares: Red Snatcher & Rest In Piss
When:
Saturday, 24th February 2024
02月24号
Time:
8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
OR…
9:30am meet at Wangjing West station, Exit D… also sharp!
9点Paddy‘s 出发,9点半望京西D口,不见不散
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
– Trail and circle
– Round-trip bus ride
– Bottomless beer
– Mulled wine
– Snacks
– Water and other drinks
– Dinner
What to Bring:
– Mobile phone
– Power bank
– Running or hiking shoes
– Long pants & long sleeves!
– A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor
Itinerary:
Time | Agenda | Notes |
8:30 | Meet at Paddy’s | Bar not open, no food available, please bring own breakfast |
9:00 | Bus leaves Paddy’s | |
9:30 | Bus leaves Wangjing West station | |
11:00 | Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk | Miyun district |
11:15 | Running and hiking | Options: Running trail or walking trail |
16:00 | End of trail | Cooler with beer and snacks |
16:30 | Circle | |
17:30 | Dinner | Resto in village near end of trail |
19:00 | Start back to city | |
On-after | Our beloved hash bar Paddy’s |
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.
Sign-up link: scroll down to click “Read more”…
MEET UP:Paddy`s
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE 2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE 10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁:10号线亮马桥站西北A口
Wangjing West subway station.Exit C walk to the red circle spot.
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The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once/twice a month. We usually aim for the second/third Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. Be prepared for variable weather conditions: snow, ice, heatwave, storms.
We’re a running hash. It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving… Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. Please bring a phone with you! We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead)
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The Dirty Dragon – Beijing Boxer run #225-Form-Goldendata (jinshuju.net)
BEIJING H3 #2139 HASH: A NOVEL
30 RMB (run, beer, circle), 105 RMB (run, beer, circle, dinner)
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!