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BJH3 Hash #2235 – Saturday, December 6th, 2025
Ho Ho Holy Sh*t, December Is Here
Winter has arrived, the river breeze is sharp, and BJH3 is kicking off the holiday season with a Christmas-themed trail designed by the festive degenerates Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off. Expect holiday chaos, scenic suffering, and enough red and green flour to leave a Santa trail visible from space.
Walking pack led by the delightful Marie Cumtoilette, ensuring a merry and moderately profane winter wander.
Your Hares :
Running Hare Hardcore Outdoor and Silent Suck Off
Walking Hare Marie Cumtoilette
Start:
Arrow Factory Brewing (箭厂啤酒) – Liangma River
Nearest Subway: Dongzhimen Exit E (东直门地铁站 E口)
When:
Saturday, December 6th 1:30 PM meetup2:00 PM start🍻
Trail is A–A with bag drop at the restaurant.Circle is close enough to stumble to (less than 500m — or two failed snow angels away)
Hash Cash:
• 30 RMB for trail (beer stops and circle)•
NO DINNER,BUT U CAN CUM TO HASHMAS
Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not.Dogs welcome on trail, not at dinner (unless they can pay hash cash)
Dress Code & Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME.
We can supply t-shirts, shorts, hoodies, beanies, socks, and various sundry items.
Directions to meet up :
Arrow Factory Brewing (箭厂啤酒) — Liangma River walkway.
From Dongzhimen Exit E: Walk or bike 8–12 minutes
On-After — HASHMAS 2025:
Saturday, December 6th
7pm – 12pm
JinShang Party Venue (near Turkish Feast)
Includes pizza, beer, cocktails, live band, and performances by Sexy Harriettes & 5ish.
ON ON!
BJH3 Mismanagement & Your Hares
BJH3#2233, Pre-Christmas Carol
Its roughly one month til Christmas so we (the ghost of hashing past, present and future) welcum one and all for a wanky trail around Guomao. Now that they’ve turned the heating on you’ve got no excuse not to head out and enjoy the warm (freezing) clean (we hope) Beijing air.Hash cash:30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)Your Hares:Drama Queef
Virgin at 35
Indiana Bones
Trail:Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is fairly near the restaurant (less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendlyWhen:
Saturday 22nd, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start
On-after:Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:Sihui stop, Exit E
四惠, 出口E
SUBWAY PHOTO
PHOTO/SCREENSHOT OF D’ERECTIONS MAP:
Address:
八里庄东里樱辉财富广场1层109号 好嫂子农家菜
Good Sister Farmhouse Cuisine, No. 109, Level 1, Yanhui Fortune Plaza, Balizhuang Dongli,
Upcoming Hareline:
29 Nov 2025 (Saturday) Run #2234 – BouncingShit/ONE MORE RUNNING HARE, John Wayne’s Gay Semen
06 December 2025 (Saturday) Run #2235– Hardcore Outdoor (tbc)/Silent Suck-off, Marie Cumtoilette
14 December 2025 (Sunday) Run #2236 – Pickle Boy/Shtupwaffel, Banana Shoes
20 December 2025 (Saturday) Run #2237 – RUNNING HARES NEEDED, Panda Penis Pandemonium
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!