The great Buddha once said “Better than a thousand hollow words is one word that brings peace”. This Saturday, that one word is… BEER. It’s that time of the year where we use our alcohol consumption superpowers for the betterment of mankind, and invoke World Peace by elegantly slamming some brews with our hash homies. After all, as we [...]
Once upon a time, in a land of hutongs not so far away, the Queen of Dra and the Queen of Ma both fell hopelessly in love with a travelling man. The man was an “actor” of sorts. A twinkling star, of the pornographic sort… Well, like all porn stars do, this one got around… Especially with the female [...]
One of the great questions of musicology is why the band Earth, Wind & Fire only had three elements. Why just three?? The Chinese zodiac and Bruce Willis agree there are five elements, and modern hashology has cum a long way since. So cum with us in search of the 69th element, as we save the planet by inseminating it with [...]
Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere. -William Shakespeare ===== Cum one, cum all Close the German automotive companies and the international schools It's the day for breaking rules Cum and join the Feast of Fools Once a year we throw a party here in town Once a year we turn all Beijing upside [...]
Somewhere deep inside the Rocky Mountains of Yanqing rests the precarious Virgin River Canyon, impassable to generations of adolescent adventurers. Her curvaceous boulders lying wet with years of anticipation, for the day when some rough and rowdy (s)explorers would cum scrambling all over them… Moist and unsatiated for centuries until.. Ho! The lost and ravenous Donner Party cums wandering eagerly [...]