Bloody oath, ya guns! This Straya Day, your bastard hares have plotted a trail that's gonna be as epic as a meat pie! Get ready for a bonzer piss-up; buckley’s chance of ending up as dry as a dead dingo’s donger. It’ll be a deadset ripper, winding through the guts of Beijing faster than a possum up a gum tree [...]
As we all know, wolves will be taking a plunge into the river next week, and they will need every drop of liquid courage and inspiration to survive the ordeal. Once they're done, they will expect all the songs(blowjobs) the hashers can muster to warm themselves up. With that in mind, join us this Friday at the hashiest bar in [...]
“Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” (– The Grinch) Hashy Christmas Everyone!!!! This is the event you have been waiting for!! “Yes, Frozen Winterland is finally upon us! Hoe Hoe Hoe This year, Kris Kringle gave us the gift of a snowy hash! So come prepared to get drunk, walk slowly, [...]
The great Buddha once said “Better than a thousand hollow words is one word that brings peace”. This Saturday, that one word is… BEER. It’s that time of the year where we use our alcohol consumption superpowers for the betterment of mankind, and invoke World Peace by elegantly slamming some brews with our hash homies. After all, as we [...]
Once upon a time, in a land of hutongs not so far away, the Queen of Dra and the Queen of Ma both fell hopelessly in love with a travelling man. The man was an “actor” of sorts. A twinkling star, of the pornographic sort… Well, like all porn stars do, this one got around… Especially with the female [...]