ON ON! and welcome to the Beijing H3
We are a friendly, social, beer motivated running club, Our only interest is to have as much fun as possible that can be squeezed into a Saturday* afternoon.
Beijing Hash House Harriers or The Beijing HHH, (founded by Brian “Ewor” Rowe on July 9th, 1979, briefly closed and opened again by Clint Halloran in 1982. It is a mixed hash that runs every weekend without fail. Hash attendance varies weather depending from 25-50, who cares though? You’re going to get a good run and loads of cold beer.
Join us for our weekly adventures! Every Saturday*, we kick off the fun at various locations (check our website for details). Winter runs usually start at 2 pm, while the rest of the year, we begin the excitement at 3 pm (special runs might have different start times from noon to 4 pm).
Our runs typically last about an hour or 2, covering 7-9km, and can be in-town (get there by subway, didi, taxi convoy) or out-of-town (organized bus included). For the low cost of 30 RMB, you get an opportunity to run, walk, or conquer various terrains (water, sand, or mud – your choice!), engage in conversations, maybe persecute someone, enjoy off-key singing and drinking copious amounts of beer. You can also indulge with delicious local food at the hash restaurant for the day (for just 50 RMB more).
Remember, the Beijing hash house harriers have only one rule – no rules, and the GM is always right!
Don’t forget to drop by our Hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s on Dongzhemenwei Dajie (across from the Canadian Embassy) before the run for drink specials and food!
Stay updated on our runs by visiting our website www.hash.cn or finding us on WeChat as “beijing hash.”
(*) Please note that the run day might change if Saturday becomes a working day (a Chinese thing) or if Boxer H3 takes over Saturday, in which case Beijing H3 runs will be on Sunday. We’re working on a more efficient scheduling system. Join the fun!
Beijing H3 Mis-Management
Meet the hashers and harrietes that make the Beijing Hash House Harriers a wonderful place to hash! These fellas are committed not only to regularly hash with the beijing H3, but also to spice it up with some good laughs along the way!
Beijing H3 GMs
Singaporn Star
Doggy Nipple Liquor
On-Sec
Banana Shoes
Straight to Penis
Hash Cash
Banana Shoes
2 Slow 2 Cum
Religious Advisors
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Panda Penis Pandemonium
Butthole Sniper
Haberdasher
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Hare Razor
Shutpwaffel
All Asshole, No Sack
Another Dick in the Wall
Boxer H3 Mis-Management
Red Snatcher
Damaged Goods
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Slippery When Wet
Fullmoon H3 Mis-Management
Lost in Sex (GM)
Panda Penis Pandemonium (RA)
Digital Shenanigans
WebWanker
Snake Cunter
Shitposter_69
WeWanker
Snake Cunter
Shitposter_69
Dev Sluts
Dazed & Confused
Bearded Clam
Beijing H3 GM’s Annals
The Beijing H3 GMS, since its inception in 1979, has stood as a testament to the spirit of dedication and camaraderie within the hashing community. This vibrant group, renowned for its unique blend of drinking, running and socializing, owes much of its success to the tireless efforts of its dedicated Grand Masters (GMs).
In this illustrious history, only the names of truly committed GMs find a place, symbolizing the core values and traditions that have shaped the Beijing H3 GMS into a thriving and enduring community over the years.
1979
Brian “Ewor” Rowe
1980
Brian “Ewor” Rowe
1982
Clint Halloran
1983
Doug Stewart
Glenys Wood
1984
Leo “Jerks Baits” Jerkavits
1985
Andy Simpkin
Malcom Lawrie
Ken Newton
1986
David Horley
1987
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1988
Patrick White
1989
Helen Moorcraft
1990
Curtis Hinz
1991
Margaret Cameron
Peter Cameron
1992
Peter Cameron
Margaret Cameron
1993
Pat Mcaree
1994
Sam Eldred
1995
Jonathan “Jono” Hannam
1996
Dierk Hartmann
Tim Standbrook
1997
Wally “Buddha” Kirk
Andrew “Twice In One Night” Kenworth
1998
Mark “Rufeng Ren” Grimes
1999
Paul “Bonnie” Tylor
2000
James “Two Timin Hymen” Inder
2001
Alastair “Bellamy” Ferguson
2002
Peggy “Chubby” Yu
2003
Rick “Ratchucker” Head
2004
Carsten “Masturbaker” Lehn
2005
Carsten “Masturbaker” Lehn
Walter “Rugburn” Stryker
2006
David “Minime” Jamison White
2007
Laine “Well Oiled Dick” Summers
Yvonne “Undulator” Wang
2008
David “Camel Toe” Bjerke
Zac “IandPrick” Bolan
2009
Naomi “Chopstick Legs” Kerwin
Lin “Burning Bush” Zhong
2010
Tom “More Head” Moore
Iain “Little Sai Wanker” Mcnair
2011
Andrew “Dry Hole” Schorr
Gene “Snot” Westerland
2012
Andrew “Dry Hole” Schorr
Andrew “Pretty Woman” Horowitz
2013
Cindy “Comes On Vacation” Duerr
Andrew “Pretty Woman” Horowitz
2014
Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas
Stephen “Life of Pee” Barnes
2015
Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas
Nina “Pussy Nibbles’ White
Leon “Bearded Clam” White
2016
Matthew “6 Kuai Short” Jacobs
Marjorie “Agent Orgy” Dodson
2017
Toy “Super Squirter” Du
Jonathan “Blister Fister” Schoo
2018
Dane “Shanghai Man” Christensen
Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas
2019
Dane “Shanghai Man” Christensen
Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas
Toy “Super Squirter” Du
2020
Allison “BDSaMateur” Lapehn
Mia “Hot Cockolate” Shi
2021
Nick “Up the Butt (no babies)” Meredith
Andres “Dazed & Confused” Vargas
2022
Zach “Gobblin`King ” Eaton
Toy “Super Squirter ” Du
2022
David “I`m Pregnant ” Udinkan
Mia “Sneaky Sausage” Wu
2023
David “I’m Pregnant” Udinkan
Erik “Pukelid’s Taxivomitry” Truedson