Our next run is…
Another week means another hash, another trail, another hangover. Who’s to blame for this? Yanjing beer? No – none other than the hares!
Quit your bitchin and leave the kitchen, join Sixty Second Suck-Off, Loose Lips, and Piss N Chips on the west side! We promise open checks and “what the heck”s, a run through the park with no doggos that bark, and not one, but two beer stops!
Loose Lips, Piss N Chips, Sixty Second Suck-Off
Sunday, November 17, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
30 rmb run only
80 rmb run & dinner
From Baiduizi station (Line 9), take exit C and walk east about 900 meters. The resto is on your right. 地铁白堆子口站（9号线）C口，向东直行900米，餐厅就在你的右手边
This weeks’ trail will start early! Who likes cumming early? THE HARES!
The hares are up to typical bullshit and will be starting the run early so they can bring tricks and treats to all who join the trail. The ~rumor~ is that the hares are enlisting help from another hasher to make this the BEST TRAIL EVER with the MOST FUN BEER STOP EVER! Are they right? Cum down to southern Beijing and see!
The hares will have some minor challenges prepared for the hashers who think they know beer best. Prove that you’re the most knowledgeable of all hash drunks, the most cheeky open checker, the most quippy of circle accusers, and the most trashy of the hashy! On on!
More Men, Happy Ending (virgin BJHHH hare), BDSaMateur
30 RMB Run
80 RMB Run + Dinner
Saturday, November 9
12:30 meet, 1:00 run
Songyu Nan Lu No. 36
Get off at door D at the Beijing Workers’ University West Station and walk south. After crossing at the intersection, turn west and there ya go.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!