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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2168, Mid-Autumn Festival Run
If you are one of the many that yearn for the time when you can stuff your gullet with mooncakes and hairy crab, by golly, do we have news for you. Mid-Autumn Festival is here! This is the time for you to consume copious amounts of these seasonal delicacies and enjoy the company of family and friends. Unfortunately for mooncakephiles, all we have at the Hash is beer. Lots and lots of beer. If you fancy a beer or 10, cum join us on Sunday, September 15th to kick off the Mid-Autumn Festival celebrations in a drunkenly Hashy manner.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy; All Asshole, No Sack; Just John
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop available.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly (Resto is NOT dog friendly)
When:
2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Chongwenmen metro exit C walk west 145 meters
崇文门地铁C出口西行145米
Address:
Jingcheng Yunji Cafe (Chongwenmen Store)
No. 2-4, 1st floor, Chongwenmen Hotel, No. 2 Chongwenmen West Street, Dongcheng District, Beijing
京城云记小馆 (崇文门店) 北京市东城区崇文门西大街2号崇文门饭店1层2-4号
Upcoming Hareline:
September 22nd, 2024 (21st is Boxer) #2169 – Pickle Boy; Just Ami B; Just Maggie Ma
September 28th, 2024 #2170 – Snake Cunter; Pukelid’s Taxivometry; Polish My Helmet
Beijing Full Moon H3 #201 Mad as a Ha(tt/sh)er
It’s getting curiouser and curiouser as the Beijing Full Moon Hash is hosting a wild and whimsical Alice in Wonderland-themed hash run! Follow the White Rabbit down winding trails and chase after flour marks through a mad world of nonsense and fun. Just like Alice, you are advised to take sips from curious bottles with the label “drink me” on them in an attempt solve all of your problems and plenty of madness will be provided for your entertainment. Join us for a game of flamingo croquet or tea pong as we journey through Wonderland’s twists and turns. What’s tea pong, you’re asking?
Ah, tea pong! A curious game indeed, much like a tea party hosted by the Mad Hatter—only this time, instead of tea, it’s a rather peculiar beverage called yanjing beer, and instead of cups, well… you have tea cups, that are arranged in a most delightful triangle!
The rules, you ask? They’re as whimsical as Wonderland! Two teams, as mad as a Running Hare, face off across a table with a triangle of tea cups filled with mysterious liquid. Each player takes turns tossing a bouncing ball into the other team’s cups, though the ball seems to have a mind of its own, twisting like the Cheshire Cat. When a ball lands in a cup—*poof!*—the cup vanishes, and the opponent must drink. As the cups disappear, the madness grows, until one side has none left. The winners rejoice, while the losers ponder their fate, just like the Queen’s subjects hearing, *“Off with their heads!”* (head? Who said head? I want some of that!)
Join the Alice in Wonderland FMH for a yanjing-fuelled trip down the rabbit hole with us.
And always remember:
Not all of those who wander are Lost. Some are Pukelid Taxivomitry.
Dress code: wear your maddest hat, your sexy apron or bring a pocket watch to give your ‘what time is it’ the necessary gravitas
The white rabbits:
Running Hare: Lost in Sex
Walking Hare: John Wayne
What; it’s an A-to-B hash, and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly
When: Friday, 20 September. Meet at 7:00 pm
Start: 7:30 pm.
Where: Paddy O’Shea’s
Hash cash:
30 RMB
On-after: Tea (registration) party at paddy’s! Check the group chat for details
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If you are one of the many that yearn for the time when you can stuff your gullet with mooncakes and hairy crab, by golly, do we have news for you. Mid-Autumn Festival is here! This is the time for you to consume copious amounts of these seasonal delicacies and enjoy the company of family and friends. Unfortunately for mooncakephiles, [...]
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!