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Beijing HHH #1936 – The Morning After Hashmas

T’was the morning after Hashmas when all through the city, 
Not a Hasher was stirring,
Not even Karate,
The hares were out laying the trail with care,
In the hopes that the Hashers soon would be there,
The Hashers were hungover all asleep in their(?) beds,
While flashbacks of Hashmas piece together in their heads,
And three virgin hares are feeling mighty wary,
As they lay the trail and hope circle isn’t too lary.
When out in Andingmen there arose such a clatter,
The hares sprang from QS to see what was the matter,
Away Piss ‘n’ Chips flew like a flash (for the first time ever),
Dodged remnants from Hashmas and opened the sash.
 
Beautiful weather the RA did bestow,
Giving the lustre of midday to the beer stops below;
When what to 2 Girls 1 Cock’s eyes should appear,
But an arrangement of OFOs ridden by peers,
Just Lloyd and Tit Bu Dong thinking so quick,
Knew in a moment it must be Hash magic,
More hungover than NashHash regardless they came,
And we whistled, and shouted and called them by name,
Now! Red Snatcher, now, Moremen, now, BDSaMateur, now, Super Squirter!
On(on)! Dry hole, on(on), Moose Knuckles, on(on), Eiffel Plowher, on(on), Blow Harder!
To the beer stops and back without fail,
Now hash away! Hash away! Hash away all!
🎅 🤶 🎄 🦌 🎁 ⛄🎅 🤶 🎄 🦌 🎁 ⛄🎅 🤶 🎄 🦌 🎁 ⛄🎅 🤶 🎄 🦌 🎁 ⛄
Lost your phone/clothing/Virgins at the Hashmas party? No problemo, join us at QS the day after Hashmas to recollect your things and have an EPIC hangover hash through the hutongs.
♫♫ If you’re hashing and hungover…

Hares:

Piss ‘n’ Chips, 2 Girls 1 Cock, Tit Bu Dong, Just Lloyd

When:

Sunday,  December 8, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00

Hash Cash:

30 RMB run only

80 RMB run & dinner

Restaurant:

SAME AS HASHMAS PARTY! Queenies Sandwiches (QS). No.113, QS 餐吧二层,北京市东城区交道口东大街113号 Jiaodaokoudong Street (upstairs)

D’erections:

Subway: Line 5 Beixinqiao exit B. HEAD (I’ll have some) west along Jiaodaokou Dong Dajie. The restaurant is on the right-hand side of the road.
地铁5号线北新桥B口出,交道口东大街向西方向,走大概300米,右侧就是QS餐吧。

Didi: Put in Side Street/街旁 and look for your fellow Hashers nearby.

By |December 5th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing HHH #1935 – The Hashland Games

It has long been foretold that on a wintery, dry, Saint Andrews (Sun)Day the hashers of Beijing will rise up and compete in a Hashland Games. These Games are a test of power, strength and drinking-skill. May the winner be crowned King of the Beer and bring glory to the hash-fathers (and mothers and virgins…)

Brave-hearted hashers, prepare your kilts and whisky to join us and make hash-history!

“Every hasher drinks, not every hasher truly drinks”

“They may take away our virgins, but they’ll never take our beer!


Hares:

Juicy Bla Bla, Twincest and Just Juan

When:

Sunday,  December 1, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00

Hash Cash:

30 rmb run only

80 rmb run & dinner

Restaurant:

马路边边 串串香 Malubianbian Chuanchuanxiang (Tianshuiyuan dian), 北京市朝阳区水碓子中街甜水园北里7号楼 Chaoyang District, No. 7 Shuiduizi zhongjie Tianshuiyuan beili

D’erections:

Jintailu (line 6 & 14) exit F. Head north up the road then take the first right, carry straight about 100m. Restaurant on your left hand-side.

Or Chaoyang Park station exit D1. Head south then take the second left.

 

 

By |November 27th, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Winter Hours Notice!


From October 1st. the runs of the glorious Beijing Hash House Harriers, start at 2:00 PM
(We will be back to summer hours in April 2020)

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Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

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I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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