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Our next run is…
7-Eleven Run#13-BJH3#2284
November has come already, cold wave came as well. It’s time to have a blast with hashers for drinking cold beer.
The worldwide phenomenon has once again returned. The Thirteenth 7-Eleven run is here and we are doing it bigger than ever.
Started in Beijing on Saturday November 7th,2020 , we have now returned once again to a Saturday after 6 long years of suffering
The rules are the same, drink beer and tape them to build the longest staff possible in hopes of joining the council of wisest wizards.
How many beer stops will there be…. Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 6.9
There will be 11 beer stops
Cum to join us, to be wisest wizard,this Saturday afternoon, be there or be square
Hash cash:
No Hash Cash: Drinks are Pay as you Go
No Dinner
Your Hares:
Running hare: Pukelid Taxivomitry
Walking hare: Horizontal Shit Stains, Stilett-Hoe
Trail:
Trail is A-B with no bag drop.
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but 7-Eleven store is not
When:
Saturday, November 7th, 2026,
12:30 meet up , 1:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Meet up spot: 7-Eleven(瑞辰国际中心店)
Subway line 10 or line 3, Tuanjiehu Station, Exit C, 7minutes for walking to the meet up spot.
地铁10号线或地铁3号线团结湖站C口出，步行7分钟即可到达
Upcoming Hareline:
Nov. 14th , Run #2285 – Pickle Boy, Mini Balls
Nov. 22nd , Run #2286– Singaporn Star, Just Gin
Nov. 28th , Run #2287– Necro Feel Me Up, Just Shuen
Dec. 5th , Run #2288– Pickle Boy
Dec.13th ,Run #2289– Hiking Club, BDSAmateur, Natural Airbags
BJH3#2283 THE HALLOWEEN HANG🎃VER
Halloween is over, but who said the fun had to end? The witches have parked their brooms, the vampires are recovering, and the zombies are still trying to remember what happened last night! 😂
Hashers, it’s time to shake off those Halloween hangovers and get back to what we do best: running, walking, drinking, laughing, and getting ourselves into questionable situations!
This week, we’re bringing you another round of Hash madness, with a little mystery thrown into the mix.
Come ready for adventure, good company, plenty of laughter, and the usual Hash shenanigans.
Costumes are optional, hangovers are not an excuse, and good spirits are absolutely mandatory!
YOUR SHITTY HARES:
Bouncing Shit , George W Jugs & Just Jenna
Trail:The trail is A-A and its dog friendly,and bag drop can be provided at resto as well.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Sunday, Nov. 1, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Dongwuyuan(Beijing Zoo)
Exit A- Line 4
Get off Exit A turn left and walk about 169 meters
Resto Address:
Jin Bai Wan East Area, Beijing Zoo
No.137 Xizhimen Outer Street, Xicheng District, Beijing, inside Beijing Zoo (Southeast Corne
北京西城区西直门外大街137号金百万
Upcoming Hareline:
November 7, 2026 BJH3#2284 Pukelid’s Taxivomitry & Horizontal Shit Stains
***WE NEED HARES***
Sign up to hare you lazy bastards!!!! No hares then no hash!
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!