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BJHHH Foxes run #14-Rusty Bitch Challenge
This run is hold by Foxes to celebrate BJHHH`s 2100 run, the 3rd day event of our hash weekend, and keep the debauchery on! Not only for girls, all people are invited!
The original version of Rusty Bitch is “The Rusty Man”,it is an All China Nash hash challenge. We did a mimic run on November 5th last year, and we did have great fun!
Rusty man info see this: https://china.hash.cn/rustyman/
And the after run games were fun too!
Sack race:
Spoon & Egg race:
So what do we do in a Rusty man challenge?
In a word, hangover + full English breakfast+half liter bloody mary,+500ml beer each 1.0km lap , total 4 laps or if you can do more! Two games: sack race and spoon & egg race in the end.
And for Rusty Bitch, we will change beer to different kinds of cocktails.
What we do in Rusty Bitch?
Hangover from the previous day`s free flow party + full English breakfast+half liter bloody mary at brunch,+400ml cocktail each 1.0km lap , total 4 laps or if you can do more! One shot and two games: sack race and spoon & egg race in the end.
Cocktails:
1st -Mimosa
2nd -Tequila Sunrise
3rd-Screwdriver
4th-Blue Foxes( vodka, rum, gin, tequila , blue and white curacao liqueur, and Red Bull cocktail)
End-Tequila shots
Looks interesting, right?
Of course, there will be cold beer too!
Puke is allowed but not recommended!
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We need to know the numbers to prepare the English breakfast and Bloody Mary, so scroll down , click on ” Read more” to find the register link!
Payment on the spot.
If you are not planning to do the challenge, can just show up by then as normal hash, audience are very welcomed.
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What to prepare: a big hangover please!
There will be prizes for 1/2/3 place of the run, and the after games.
Prize for 1 place: Foxes t-shirt in your own size and your name on the sleeve;
Prize for 2 place: Foxes mug
Prize for 3rd and games: patches
Hares:
Shitposter_69; Nail me Jesus; Lost in Sex;Pukelid Taxivomitry.
What; it’s an A-to-B hash, restaurant and the trail are both dog friendly.
When:
Sunday, May 28th;
For challengers: Meet 11:00 am at restaurant. English Breakfast and Bloody Mary start at 11:00am.
For audience: meet same time at restaurant or 12:30am at beer stop nearby, will post pin in the group.
Where:
Subway station: line 10, Liangmaqiao, Line 2 Dongzhimen.
Restaurant: Arrow Factory
D’erections:
Hash cash:
For audience, Hash cash is 69 RMB for trail and circle drinks, including cocktails , beer, red bull , orange juice , water and Tequila shots if you like;
As this is a special run, for challengers, Arrow`s normal price for English breakfast is 95, Bloody Mary 55, but we managed to get a discount of 125RMB for these two, pay to the restaurant directly; hash cash 69, so 194 RMB in total.
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.
Beijing HHH #2100, Red Dress Run 2023
The Beijing Hash House Harriers run #2100 Red Dress Run is this weekend, and cum!
Join us as we celebrate 44 years of hashing with annual Red Dress Run.
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The Red Dress Run is an annual charity event at Hash House Harriers kennels all across the globe. This year’s proceeds will go to Heart to Heart, a consistent partner with Beijing HHH. Heart to Heart is an organization that provides money for life saving heart surgeries for children all around China. All profits from the weekend will go towards this great charity.
Your support of Heart to Heart is a wonderful thing. Our donation will help children obtain the heart surgery he/she needs but couldn’t otherwise obtain. That surgery will truly change the child’s entire life and that of his/her family. So it’s an amazing thing you are doing. Thank you.
Hash Cash:
These who registered before May 14th to receive a 2023 Red Dress Run Patch with your Registration
Registered before May 14th and 100 RMB gets you:
- Admission to Beijing HHH, Red Dress Run 2023
- Red Dress Run 2023 Patch
- Free Flow After Party at Paddy O’shea’s
Register after May 14th and 100 RMB gets you:
- Admission to Beijing HHH, Red Dress Run 2023
- Free Flow After Party at Paddy O’shea’s
Keep on signing up, also can show at spot as usual.
We will also have a raffle session, prizes will be:
- A Hash T-shirt/shirt designed only for you!
- An oral hygiene session at the practice of our dentohasher, Drill Me!
- A portrait, painted of the lucky winner, by Pukelid Van Taxivomitry!
- A free Boxer ticket;
- Hash Hoods;
- Hash cups;
- Boxer scarves;
- Vouchers from Side Street;
- Vouchers from Paddy`s;
Raffle tickets price will be:
· 1 ticket – 30rmb
· 2 tickets – 50rmb
· 3 tickets – 69rmb
· 6 tickets – 110rmb
· 10 tickets – 160rmb
· 20 tickets – 300rmb
Hares:
Pukelid`s Taxivomitry; Nail Me Jesus; Lost in Sex; Shitposter_69
Type: A to B ( NO bag drop available)
When: Saturday, May 27th
Time: Meet at 2:30 p.m.; Run starts at 3:00 p.m.
Paddy`s free flow party starts at 8pm;
Where: Chaoyang Park South gate Boat Pier朝阳公园南门游船码头
D’erections: Arrive at Chaoyang Park station metro (line 14) Exit B. Go inside of South gate you`ll see the sign of 游船码头。
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!