Our next run is…
Beijing H3 Run #1993: Mad-Scientist Mad Dash for a Cure!
Here at the center of Pretty Accurate Disease Detection Yielding Science (hereafter: PADDY’S) our staff has been working long and hard hours to find a cure for the COVID-19 virus. This virus has been particularly difficult to combat especially due to mutations in the more mask-resistant geographical zones. Luckily, by using a combination of ancient and modern scientific methods of sequencing and treatment, our research team at PADDY’S has finally identified a cure.
But the scientists of PADDY’S need your help! Some of the ingredients for this cure are very difficult to source and require skill, bravery, and ~science~ to identify and obtain. Are you able to rise to the challenge and help our team gather the ingredients necessary to create the first doses of a cure? If so, come join us at our secret research facility to begin the quest for a cure.
Hares:
Dr. Dickvago (aka Stillet Hoe), Dr. Henry Jack-all (aka BDSaMateur), & Dr. Marie Cured Meat (aka Just Hannah)
Type:
A-A (bag drop available). We’ll be entering a park, so as usual bring masks and have a health kit ready – unfortunately, no dogs are allowed in the park.
When:
Saturday, March 6, 2021
Meet 1:30pm, run starts at 2:00pm
Hash Cash：
30RMB (run, beer and circle)
Dinner at the Roots (buy & pay for what you want) 晚餐分开点分开付。
Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:
Our hash bar—Paddy’s! 28 Dongzhimen Outer Street. 东直门外大街28号。
D’ erections:
Go to Paddy’s.
Beijing H3 Run #1993: NiuPi!
This week we head out to the wild wild West to explore ZiZhuYuan Park. Yes, this is the third hash of the weekend, so cowboy up and prepare for a Niubi city run in honor of the new year. Niuzaiku is mandatory, cowboy hats encouraged, and leather clothing will earn you extra NiuPi in the circle.
Hares:
Whacks It Lyrical, Sneaky Sausage, Socratease
Type:
A-A (bag drop available). We’ll be entering a park, so as usual bring masks and have a health kit ready – unfortunately, no dogs are allowed in the park.
When:
SUNDAY Feb 28th
Meet 1:30pm, run starts at 2:00pm
Hash Cash：
30RMB (run, beer and circle)
80RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner)
Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:
蜀香竹林风味酒楼 Shuxiang Bamboo Forest Flavour Restaurant (Baishiqiao Branch)
D’erections:
Take line 4 to National Library station, Exit B. Walk north 100m then turn right after you see a Hertz car rental parking lot.
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Beijing H3 Run #1993: Mad-Scientist Mad Dash for a Cure!
Here at the center of Pretty Accurate Disease Detection Yielding Science (hereafter: PADDY'S) our staff has been working long and hard hours to find a cure for the COVID-19 virus. This virus has been particularly difficult to combat especially due to mutations in the more mask-resistant geographical zones. Luckily, by using a combination of ancient and modern scientific methods of [...]
Beijing H3 Run #1993: NiuPi!
This week we head out to the wild wild West to explore ZiZhuYuan Park. Yes, this is the third hash of the weekend, so cowboy up and prepare for a Niubi city run in honor of the new year. Niuzaiku is mandatory, cowboy hats encouraged, and leather clothing will earn you extra NiuPi in the circle. Hares: Whacks It Lyrical, Sneaky [...]
Full Moon Hash #161: That’s Snow Moon!
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Boxer H3 Run #193: Ski Hash
WE’RE GOING SKIING!! Finally. Before the snow melts and the beer gets warm. Come and explore the wild trails of Nanshan. Find flour markings in the snow and chase the hares down the slopes. I can’t ski/ snowboard, can I still join the fun? YES! There are still lots of fun activities to do, such as: - Have a beer [...]
Run #1992 — NO-ONE STOPS FOR BJH3
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Run #1990 — The Hashland Games
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Run #1989 — How Dry Was Your Jan？
I googled about “Dry Jan” and google said it doesn’t exist. I asked hashers about “Dry Jan” and hashers said it’s BULLSH*T. I asked girls about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Just The Tip” in Jan so it ain’t dry for them. I also asked guys about “Dry Jan”, they said they’ve got some “Super Squirter” in Jan [...]
Full Moon Hash #160: The Wolves of Wudaokou
Korean BBQ, sticky floors, cheap beer, cheap food, and probably the rowdiest 7/11 drinking spot in all of Beijing – what’s not to love about the Center of the Universe? This month, come on down to enjoy an exceptionally shitty trail in the ghost town that was once the center of college life in Beijing (before Corona). Relive your college days [...]
BJHHH Run #1988: the day after the boxer………
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Boxer H3 Run #192: Mentougou Reloaded
W A K E U P H A S H E R S... B O X E R H A S G O T Y O U... F O L L O W T H E H A R E S. This January 23rd, get redpilled and join your hares for round 2 of Mentougou. Reality is cold and bleak [...]
Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!