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Full Moon Hash #160: The Wolves of Wudaokou
Korean BBQ, sticky floors, cheap beer, cheap food, and probably the rowdiest 7/11 drinking spot in all of Beijing – what’s not to love about the Center of the Universe? This month, come on down to enjoy an exceptionally shitty trail in the ghost town that was once the center of college life in Beijing (before Corona). Relive your college days with cheap beer, dubious alcohol, community pizza, and of course – howling at the moon!
This month is our wolf moon so bring your whole pack with ya. We will be awarding free shots to anyone demonstrating sufficiently wolf-like behavior…E.G.: smelling another hashers butt, urinating to mark territory, doing an impressive job wagging their tail…etc.
Your Hares:
Running hares, chosen on the spot, walkers *might* follow marks!
Type:
A-A with bag drop at Pyro Pizza.
When:
Thursday January 28; Meet at 7:30, run starts at 8
Hash Cash：
30rmb (includes beer/drinks at beer stops and circle)
On-after：
Pyro Pizza
BJHHH Run #1988: the day after the boxer………
For those of us who didn’t die yesterday and can still be asked to come out and frolic in Beijing’s suburbs on a Sunday afternoon, the weather already arranged to be perfect by the RA, here’s your opportunity. We’ll be scampering around to the southeast of Chaoyang park, dodging the shit and trash as usual thanks to your hare team’s spectacular achievements. On this occasion those unworthies are Cock Chain, Not Tonight, and Socratease
Hares:
Not tonight, Cock Chain, Socratease
Type:
A-A (bag drop available)
When:
Sunday, January 24th（周日 01月24日）
Winter Hours so meet at 1:30 PM, Run Start at 2:00 PM
Hash Cash：
30RMB (run, beer and circle)
80RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner)
Restaurant & Meet-Up Spot:
Old Gran’s Kitchen （balizhuang）, No 304 north of balizhuang Shifoying Road Chaoyang district. Grandma’s family restaurant. It’s like a hug.
姥姥家春饼店（八里庄店），北京市朝阳区石佛营路八里庄北里304号
D’erections:
Arrive on line 6 at the Shilipu (十里堡) stop. Take exit A (northwest) and walk about 372 meters directly north. There will be marks for the hard-of-seeing to follow. 乘坐地铁6号十里堡。从A西北口出，步行372米On, On!
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For those of us who didn’t die yesterday and can still be asked to come out and frolic in Beijing’s suburbs on a Sunday afternoon, the weather already arranged to be perfect by the RA, here’s your opportunity. We’ll be scampering around to the southeast of Chaoyang park, dodging the shit and trash as usual thanks to your hare team’s [...]
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!