Our next run is…
Beijing HHH #1936 – The Morning After Hashmas
Hares:
Piss ‘n’ Chips, 2 Girls 1 Cock, Tit Bu Dong, Just Lloyd
When:
Sunday, December 8, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
Hash Cash:
30 RMB run only
80 RMB run & dinner
Restaurant:
D’erections:
Didi: Put in Side Street/街旁 and look for your fellow Hashers nearby.
Beijing HHH #1935 – The Hashland Games
It has long been foretold that on a wintery, dry, Saint Andrews (Sun)Day the hashers of Beijing will rise up and compete in a Hashland Games. These Games are a test of power, strength and drinking-skill. May the winner be crowned King of the Beer and bring glory to the hash-fathers (and mothers and virgins…)
Brave-hearted hashers, prepare your kilts and whisky to join us and make hash-history!
“Every hasher drinks, not every hasher truly drinks”
“They may take away our virgins, but they’ll never take our beer!
Hares:
Juicy Bla Bla, Twincest and Just Juan
When:
Sunday, December 1, 2019, meet up at 13:30, run starts at 14:00
Hash Cash:
30 rmb run only
80 rmb run & dinner
Restaurant:
马路边边 串串香 Malubianbian Chuanchuanxiang (Tianshuiyuan dian), 北京市朝阳区水碓子中街甜水园北里7号楼 Chaoyang District, No. 7 Shuiduizi zhongjie Tianshuiyuan beili
D’erections:
Jintailu (line 6 & 14) exit F. Head north up the road then take the first right, carry straight about 100m. Restaurant on your left hand-side.
Or Chaoyang Park station exit D1. Head south then take the second left.
Winter Hours Notice!
From October 1st. the runs of the glorious Beijing Hash House Harriers, start at 2:00 PM
(We will be back to summer hours in April 2020)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!