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Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3

Our next run is…

Boxer #228, Stitch on the Loose

While Lilo and Aloha Con are raging in downtown Beijing, Boxer Hashers have a bigger problem to deal with. Experiment 626, aka Stitch, has escaped to the Great Wall of China and Beijing Boxer hashers have been assigned by the United Galactic Federation to catch him.Stitch is a wild and crazy alien hybrid perfectly suited to blend in with degenerate hashers unnoticed, giving even more reason to remain on high alert.

From scratching, biting, licking, dancing and singing Stitch is a danger to all and a menace to many which is why it’s so important that the Boxer hashers catch him.

In Hawaiian “Ohana” means “Family”, and family means no one gets left behind.

Also “E ʻona kāua” means “Let’s get Drunk”, and “Let’s get drunk” means another Boxer must be coming up.

Join us for Boxer #228 on the Great Wall for Beer, booze, and some special Hawaiian and Alien themed cocktails on the way.

 Special Cocktails Available:

Pina Colada On the Rocks

Alien Juice

Hares:

Running hares: Red Snatcher, Shtupwaffel

Walking hares: Damaged Goods, Dr. Livingstone

When:

Saturday, 25thMay 2024

05月25号

Time:

8:30am meet at Paddy’s, bus departs at 9:00am sharp!

OR…

9:30am meet at Wangjing West station, Exit D… also sharp!

9点Paddy‘s 出发,9点半望京西D口,不见不散

Hash Cash:

200 RMB gets you…

– Trail and circle

– Round-trip bus ride

– Exotic Cocktails

– Bottomless beer

– Snacks

– Water and other drinks

– Dinner

What to Bring:

– Mobile phone

– Power bank

– Running or hiking shoes

– Long pants & long sleeves!

– A sense of adventure, d’erection, and humor

Itinerary:

Time Agenda Notes
8:30 Meet at Paddy’s Bar not open, no food available, please bring own  breakfast
9:00 Bus leaves Paddy’s
9:30 Bus leaves Wangjing West

station

11:00 Arrive at trail, running hares off, chalk talk
11:15 Running and hiking Options: Running trail or walking trail
16:00 End of trail Cooler with beer and snacks
16:30 Circle
17:30 Dinner Resto in village near end of trail
19:00 Start back to city
On-after Our beloved hash bar

Paddy’s

Registration:

We need to know the numbers, so go ahead and register.

Sign-up link:scroll down to click “Read more”…

MEET UP:Paddy`s

D’ERECTIONS:

If you come by subway:

LINE 2 AND 13

Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面 (Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.

LINE 10

Agricultural Exhibition Center subwaystation农业展览馆 (Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁:10号线亮马桥站西北A口

Wangjing West subway station.Exit C walk to thered circle spot.

https://jinshuju.net/f/tzHA0b

By |May 16th, 2024|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing Foxes Run #17 – Barbie’s Rusty Bitch Challenge

Beijing Foxes Beijing
Get ready to strut your stuff and sip in style as the Beijing Foxes celebrate Beijing Hash run with a fabulous Barbie-themed event! Our Rusty Bitch Challenge has never been this glamorous. Open to everyone—guys and gals alike—it’s time to embrace your inner Barbie and join the fun!

Event Details: Barbie’s Dream Challenge
Inspired by the legendary “Rusty Man” challenge, we’ve given it a chic Barbie makeover. Last year’s event was a blast, and this year promises to be even better with cocktails and games fit for a doll.

  • Challenge Overview:
    Recover from the previous night’s Barbie Dream Party with a full English breakfast and a half-litre Bloody Mary at brunch.
  • Then, take on a 1.0km lap with a 400ml cocktail per lap,     totalling up to four laps or more if you’re up for the challenge!
  • After the laps, enjoy a shot and participate in two classic games: the sack race     and the spoon & egg race.

Barbie-Themed Cocktails:

  1. Pink Paradise Mimosa: Start your challenge with a delightful Mimosa, Barbie-style.
  2. Glam & Tonic: Sip on this stylish Gin & Tonic to keep your spirits high.
  3. High Heel Highball: A chic highball to keep you energized as you race.
  4. Malibu Dream Water: Refresh yourself with this tropical twist on the classic Ranch Water.
  5. Adios Barbie: Finish strong with this bold and colourful cocktail, guaranteed to make a statement.
  6. End the challenge with celebratory shots, and don’t worry—there will be plenty of cold beer available, too!

Registration and Details:
Please let us know if you plan to participate so we can prepare enough English breakfasts and Bloody Marys. Scroll down, click on “Read more” to find the registration link, and get ready to pay on the spot.

For the Spectators:
Even if you’re not up for the challenge, come join us as a spectator. Everyone is welcome to enjoy the festivities and cheer on the participants.

Prizes:

  • SURPRISE GIFTS FOR 1st, 2nd and 3rd     places of challengers. And gifts for game winners too.

Hash Information:

Get Ready for a Day of Fun, Barbie Style! Come dressed in your Barbie best and prepare for a day of games, cocktails, and celebration with the Beijing Foxes!

  • Hares:   Her Royal Dryness, Foxy     Clitopatra, Just Max.
  • Cost:
  • Non-alcoholic drinkers: 30RMB (normal hash cash, includes trail and circle drinks, beer excluded).Beer and Cocktail Drinkers, non challenges: 89 RMB for trail and circle drinks, including cocktails and beer.

    Challengers: 125 RMB in total for full English breakfast and a half litre bloody mary, including a discounted rate for the English breakfast 95 and Bloody Mary 30. Vege version of breakfast is available for 90. And 69 RMB for trail and circle drinks, including cocktails and beer. So total 1 breakfast+ 1 bloody mary +run=194RMB

     

  • Date and Time: Sunday, June 2nd.    Challengers meet at 11:00 a.m. for breakfast and the challenge. Spectators meet at the same time at the restaurant or 12:30 p.m. at a nearby cocktail stop.
  • Location:t Arrow Factory.( Near     Subway station Line 10, Liangmaqiao, and Line 2, Dongzhimen)
  • Not only for girls, all people are invited!

D’erections:  

Subway line 2 Dongzhimen or Line 10 Liangmaqiao.

Who are the Beijing Foxes?

We are the harriettes of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and alluring. We roam the hutongs of Beijing and sip wine under the stars.

By |May 16th, 2024|Foxes Hash|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.

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