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Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3

Our next run is…

BJH3 #2157 Beijing Hash-bury 2024

As we know (as we know), this weekend will see one of the biggest music festivals in the world take place – Glastonbury 2024. The Beijing Hash House Harriers will put on their very own festival right here in Beijing that will surely rival the scale and grandeur of Glasto.

While Glastonbury 2024 may have Dua Lipa, Coldplay, SZA, and Shania Twain as headliners, fear not! Beijing Hash-bury 2024 will have equally as world-famous and musically talented headliners in some of Beijing’s finest hares: Bloody Butt Precise and Silent Suck-off!

Please note that we cannot guarantee every artist will be present…

Cum join us as we take you on a world tour through the Sanyuanqiao area, first taking on the renown Ba River Stage, then moving onto the famed Dangdai MoMA Stage, and finishing off with the notorious Instreet Phoenix Galleria Stage.

While it is commonly believed that ley lines converge on Glastonbury Tor, hash rumour has it that hash-lines converge on Instreet in Sanyuanqiao, making it one of the hashiest places in Beijing.

The shitty hares will take you along canals, leafy parks, quiet alleyways, and modern architectural marvels.

The trail won’t be anywhere near as muddy and shiggy as Glastonbury… We will, however, have enough beer to flood the Ba River several times over!

So whether you’re a fan of pop, hip-hop, rock, r&b, dance music, or just have the Hash House Harriers songbook playlist on repeat, there will be something for you at each stage of the trail. Everyone is welcome!

Hash Cash:

30 RMB for beer stops and circle

75 RMB for dinner

Walking Headliner:

Bloody Butt Precise

Running Headliner:

Silent Suck-off

Dress Code:

Your very finest festival wear! As colourful as you can make it

Trail:

Trail is A to A with bag drop at restaurant

Trail is not dog-friendly

When:

Saturday, 29th June 2024

2:30 pm meet-up

3:00 pm start

Walking Trail:

8 km

Running Trail:

15 km

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. Followed by our on-after-the-on-after at QS for the real legends.

Meet Up:

餐厅:郭林家常菜烤鸭(三元桥店)

地址:北京市朝阳区曙光西路UHN国际村南门5-3

Restaurant Name: Guo Lin’s Homestyle Roast Duck (Sanyuanqiao Branch)

Address:5-3 UHN International Village South Gate, Shuguang West Road, Chaoyang District, Beijing

D’Erections to Meet Up Spot:

乘车:地铁10号线或者17号线太阳宫地铁站C出口(东南出口)下车,步行718米。

Take metro line 10 or 17, get off from Taiyanggong Station Exit C (south east exit), walk 718 meters to the restaurant.

 

Upcoming Hareline:

Saturday, 6th July 2024 Run #2158 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Pickle Boy, Too Slow to Come

Saturday, 13th July 2024 Run #2159 – Necro Feel Me Up, All Asshole, No Sack, Straight to Penis

Sunday, 21st July 2024 Run #2160 – Cums 4 Seconds, Pickle Boy, Rest in Piss

Saturday, 27th July 2024 Run #2161 – Pickle Boy, Tea Bag Virgin, John Wayne’s Gay Semen

Saturday, 3rd August 2024 Run #2162 – Pickle Boy, Little Red Shitting Hood, John the Baptist

By |June 26th, 2024|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

BJH3 #2156: 45th Anniversary Run & BEER GAMES

It was a hot, balmy, mid-summer’s day in 1979.  The humid air filled with the stench of stale beer and sweaty ballsacks.

The Beijing Hash House Harriers’ first-ever shitty hare set out to lay the kennel’s first-ever shitty trail.  The hare’s name?   Ewor.

Starting out from the Australian Embassy (that’s right, where the illegitimates go to [unsuccessfully] try to figure out who their fathers are..).  Over the Liangma, under some barbed wire fences, through construction sites, hutongs, and dwindling rice paddocks.

An amazing trail of chalk and flour… which, just hours later, was [according to the hare’s statement] erased from existence by a quickly passing, but immensely flowing rainstorm.

On the run that day were 12 blessed hashers, who, with the lack of any credible markings, became the first-ever Beijing hashers to get lost on trail for hours.

Well, as we know (as we know), there’s only one fair treatment for shitty hares who get all the hashers lost on trail……  So, in a matter of moments (6.9 minutes, to be exact), the hashers had publicly pissed on, shot [bang bang], and tied the poor Ewor to a Sanlitun shithouse.  Leaving him there to fester and rot…

Fast-forward 45 years.  While the skeletal remains of Ewor have long since been washed away by decades of Sanlitun drunkards farting, puking, and pissing in the streets – the Hashers of Beijing find themselves nevertheless still cursed by shitty hares, shitty trails, and sweaty ballsacks (or, on some occasions, a combination of loose balls and all assholes with no sacks).

In case you don’t believe us, cum find out for yourself this Saturday – at the Beijing Hash House Harriers 45th Anniversary Run!

As a reward for enduring countless (ok, not really countless.. but somewhere between 1 and 2,156) shitty trails, and to offer some stimulation for you wanks to finally cum on time, the first 45 hashers to arrive at the meet up will be given a free BJH3 45th Anniversary headband!

And there’s more!  All hashers who have 25 runs or more under their belts will be awarded with the new BJH3 25-runs award – A nice and flashy Beijing Hash House Harriers bottle opener!

POST-CIRCLE EVENT:  As a final special offering for our 45th Anniversary Hash, all BJH3 hashers who attend the run that day will be given free entry into the 2nd ever BEER GAMES event!   Cuz we all know, there’s never enough BEEEEEEERRRRR

Note:  For more details on the Beer Games, see separate posting in BJH3 wechat groups:  THE BEER GAMES: SUMMER SOLSTICE

Hash cash:

30rmb for beer stops and circle.

No dinner.  Food will be available at the Beer Games event after circle (pay on your own).

Your Hares:

Singaporn Star

Five Dollar Footlong

Shtupwaffel

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at meet-up (same venue as the Beer Games).

Hairy Hashers

Trail is dog-friendly

When:

6/22 Saturday 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start

On-after:

The Beer Games, same location as meetup/circle.  Until 10:00pm.

On-after-the-on-after (after-party for the Beer Games) at Great Leap in Lidu.

D’erections to meet up spot:

Sihui Station, Exit A

四惠站, 出口A

 

Address: 

Shuang 8 Design + Creative Park

尚8设计+创意园

北京市朝阳区深沟村1号

Upcoming Hareline:

June 29th (Saturday) Run #2157 – Silent Suck-off, Leprecunt, Bloody Butt Precise

July 6th (Saturday) Run #2158 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Pickle Boy, Five Dollar Footlong

July 13th (Saturday) Run #2159 – NecroFeelMeUp, All Asshole No Sack, Straight to Penis

July 21st (Sunday) Run #2160 – Cums4Seconds, Pickle Boy, Rest in Piss

On On

By |June 26th, 2024|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.

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