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Beijing Boxer Hash #196: Reservoir Dogs (of Beijing)
In a world where three hashers volunteered and were voluntold to summon the Hash gods for a May Boxer, and do not know each other’s true identities. While attempting to hare the Boxer Hash, shaggy and tree branches ambushed them, leading them to believe that one of them is a virgin Hasher.
Follow these Miyun Reservoir Dogs as they try to discover if the Cocks are Big and Black enough and the Dicks are Limp and Fishy enough all while not losing Just Hao in the Miyun mountains. By the end of the Hash, one Hasher will be sacrificed to the Hash Gods…
BBC, Limp Fish Dick, Just China Turkey Farm
Saturday, 15th May
05月15日星期六
10点钟出发，不见不散！
200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks, and a great dinner.
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Winter- lots of warm clothes, hat, gloves
Summer- sunblock
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today here!
Joe’s Bar and Kitchen (opposite the Westin Hotel)
朝阳区东三环北路7号金茂威斯汀大饭店1楼北侧底商
地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
For everyone else: it’s on the third ring road. Get yourself to Joe’s!
驾驶、走路、公共汽车：东三环西边在WESTIN酒店后面
BJHHH#2000:The 2000 is here!
OMG!! OMG!! It’s finally here and it’s HUGE!
The wait is over. It’s time to put on your party shoes and celebrate Beijing Hash House Harriers run #2000.
Did you know….
The first Beijing Hash was July 9, 1979, and If you were born on that same day,
You would have been alive for about 366,000 hours
Your Chinese zodiac sign would be a goat
You would have slept for 5085 days or about 14 years
You would be a Gen X’er
So, let’s take this old 41-year-old out and show them a good time. This week’s special Hash will be run in the bougie Lido area. Lido was Beijing’s top destination for expatriate families relocating to the city and it remains a popular residential area for foreign families, So, let’s pay a visit and see how the other half lives.
Hares:
Cums 4 Seconds, Steaming Pile of Shit, Banana Shoes, Socratease, Stillet-hoe
Type:
A-B(The walking Hash will be dog friendly. Not the restaurant though)
Please have a fully charged phone with Beijing Health App installed.
This hash will be an A – B, but bags can be dropped at the restaurant. You will not have access to your bag till after the circle, so if you need something, carry it or do something nice for a walker. (wink wink. We won’t tell. Honest)
When:
Saturday, April, 17
Winter Hours so meet at 1:30 PM, Run Starts at 2:00 PM sharp(ish)!
Please plan to arrive early as we have a lot of Hashberdashery to pass out and we want to start as close to on time as possible.
Haberdashery:
Some limited items might be available
Meet:
1:30 pm, Run starts at 2 pm
Hash Cash：
30RMB (run, beer, and circle)
100RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner). Limited dinner spots will be available.
Where:
Guolin Jia Chang Cai 郭林家常菜
Restaurant Address: No. 27, Jiuxianqiao Rd., Chaoyang District, 北京市朝阳区酒仙桥路27号
D’erections:
Take line 14, get off at Jiangtai Station, get out from exit C cross Jiuxianqiao Rd and walk south for 300 meters, the restaurant will be on the right side. The Hash start will be down the path next to the river (see map).
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In a world where three hashers volunteered and were voluntold to summon the Hash gods for a May Boxer, and do not know each other's true identities. While attempting to hare the Boxer Hash, shaggy and tree branches ambushed them, leading them to believe that one of them is a virgin Hasher. Follow these Miyun Reservoir Dogs as they try [...]
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!