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BJH3 Run #2016: The Shaft Run
Abandon all hope, ye who member here! This week, we are going sack to our roots to present you with a trail that has been etched into the anals of history. Since the Schlong Dynasty, runners across the globe have been trying to use their GPS running apps to map out the perfect pecker. This week’s run memorializes these efforts. Meet at the restaurant on time so we can get off on the dong foot, make some hanging right turns, and run as fast as we can to circle before darkness balls.
The trail is a boner’s throw away from the Military Museum and the CCTV tower. Rain or shine, through prick and thin, we will run. Don’t end up with the short end of the dick by being late. Remember kids, a chain is only as schlong as its weakest link.
Hares: Sneaky Sausage, Whacks it Lyrical, Bangasaurus Sex
Type: A to A, Bag Drop Available
When: Saturday, August 7, 2021
Time: 2:30 p.m. Run starts at 3 p.m.
Hash Cash: Run 30 rmb Dinner 60 rmb
Where: 同盛鑫西门串吧 (Tong Sheng Xin West Gate BBQ), 海淀区复兴路丙11号 (No.11, Fuxing Road Bing)
D’erections: Arrive at Military Museum. Use either Exit A Or E. Walk straight on Fuxing side road for 400 meters. Take a right at Liulinguan Road. Restaurant will be on your right in 600 meters.
Bike Hash #2-and-a-bit, 1st of August 2021
We’re doing it again. On yer bike …..
When: Sunday, 1st August – 08:30 for a 09:00 start
Meet up: 7-Eleven Store Dongzhimen … 100 or 200 metres west of Dongzhimen Subway Station on Dongzhimen Inner Street, northern side of the road.
Pre-lube: 08:00
Route: to Olympic Park and back, lunch, on-after
Total kms: less than 25
Just a few details:
• No fee
• A-B trail
• Public bikes should be ok for this ride
• Don’t forget, this is a pay-as-you-go group – so whatever refreshments/snacks you want along the way, it’s buy or bring yourself
• This is not a kid- or dog-friendly activity
Important safety matters:
• If you’re riding your own bike, don’t forget a small repair kit
• Also some basic first aid stuff
• Consider wearing a helmet
• Consider (but not too seriously) not drinking beer on-trail
• Seriously consider taking out accident insurance if you don’t already have health insurance … Red Snatcher has found a very affordable one – it’s rmb1.6 per person and it gives you coverage for seven days (you can also choose 30 days or 365 days coverage). Each person is responsible to do this themselves AND WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT.
Details posted in the Bike Hash WeChat group. Check out the site for details and to purchase it. Make sure you do it in plenty of time. (non-Chinese speakers will need to ask a Chinese-speaking hasher for help.)
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BJH3 Run #2016: The Shaft Run
Abandon all hope, ye who member here! This week, we are going sack to our roots to present you with a trail that has been etched into the anals of history. Since the Schlong Dynasty, runners across the globe have been trying to use their GPS running apps to map out the perfect pecker. This week’s run memorializes these [...]
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!