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Our next run is…
BJH3 #2278 Gloriass 6 Divine Bootyvention 2
As we know (As we know) the rapture is coming and all of the Believers of Booty will ascend into heaven and shake their rumps for all of eternity with Jesus. The non-believers unfortunately will be stuck on earth with nothing but flat empty shorts with nothing to fill them as they burn and die in the Apocalypse.
Don’t be left Behind and find the Gospel. Come to the Sixth Annual Gloriass Run and let your big plump peach shine in the sun.
WEAR BOOTY SHORTS!!!!!
Hash Cash：
30 RMB（run, beer, circle), 105 RMB(run, beer, circle, dinner)
Your Hares:
Snake Cunter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Spetic Yank
Trail:
A-A (NOT a dog friendly route). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
When:
Saturday, September 26th.
Meet-up = 2:30 pm
Run Starts = 3:00 pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O`Shea`s of course.
Followed by our on-after-the-after at QS for the real legends.
Restaurant/Meet up:
西北汉子(三元桥店)
Address:
朝阳区-东三环北路辛2号。华商酒店隔壁
Tits Out for the Foxes: Foxes H3 #26
The great tit (Parus major) is a small passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is widespread and common throughout Europe, the Middle East, Central Asia and as far east as the Amur River. It also occurs in parts of North Africa where it is generally resident in any sort of woodland. Most great tits do not migrate, except in extremely harsh winters. Until 2005 this species was lumped with numerous other subspecies. However, DNA studies have revealed that these subspecies are distinct from the great tit, and they have now been classified as two distinct species, the cinereous tit (Parus cinereus) of southern Asia, and the Japanese tit (Parus minor) of East Asia. The great tit remains the most widespread species in the genus Parus.
I searched for Great tits this is what I got idk….
But there are other types of tits that make the world even a better place. Let’s gather to celebrate this beautiful thing!
Come to Foxes this Friday for more COCKtails and fun trails powered by Feminism and Female Empowerment (booze).
IT IS A FAMILY DAY: ALL WOMEN OF ANY GENDER WELCOME
Hash cash:
40 rmb for Cocktail stop and circle.
Your Hares:
Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Snake Cunter
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Dress to impress! Wear something that can show the curves of your TITS. Or just show your tits…
OR wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why we have it as a run reward. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Both the trail and the restaurant are dog-friendly
When:
Friday: September 18th, 2026
7:00 pm meet up 7:30 pm start
Meetup:
DunDun Tun Tun Bar
吨吨囤囤小酒馆
(In SanLiTun)
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!