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BJHHH Run #2006: Love Potion and Chill
Hashes lately have been intense. We’ve gone to infinity and beyond to reach these hash locations. Most of us are second or third ring fucks and we don’t pay our badly valued apartments to have to leave the city center for fun!
Well, don’t worry your favorite chilled hashers are taking over and bringing the hash back to the city. This is a special weekend. A year ago, the BJHHH brought Don’t Have Sex with Me and LooseLips together and these debaucherous hashers are going to celebrate their anniversary this week. How? By giving away the love potions they don’t need anymore! Naturally, there are two types black and yellow (shout out WizKhalifa). But we can’t forget about Just MJ, who will be losing his hare virginity. If anyone deserves a drink of the potions it’ll be this frontrunning bastard but beware hashers… he’s already taken.
Hares:
Loose Lips, Don’t Have Sex with Me, Just MJ(virgin hare)
When:
Saturday, 29th May 2021
Time:
2:30 pm, Run starts at 3:00 pm
Type:
A-A (bag drop available, bbb2 is not dog-friendly)
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, and circle)
90 RMB (run, beer, circle, and dinner)
Metro station / Meet up:
Adaxi Xinjiang Flavor, 阿达西新疆风味餐厅（金台路店）
21st Jintai North Road, Chaoyang, Beijing
北京市朝阳区金台北路21号
D’Erections：
Jintailu Station (Line 6, Line 14), Exit D
Beijing Foxes Hash House Harriettes run #1
Calling all the foxy ladies of Beijing! You are invited to Beijing Foxes Hash run #1
Who are the Beijing Foxes?
We are the Harriette of the Beijing hash. Like our mythical fox spirit sisters (狐狸精), we are mischievous and beautiful. We roam the hutongs of Beijing in the night and drink together under the stars (or polluted sky).
Beijing Foxes run no.1 will be in aid of Menstrual Hygiene Day (28 May). We will be collecting donations of period pads and pantyliners, which will be donated to more than 400 girls and young women in Beijing. Thank you for your support, fellow foxy ladies!
Please note:
– The first run of the Beijing Foxes Hash is solely for women. Nevertheless, we will be welcoming all genders for runs in the near future.
– If fellow hashers would like to support Menstrual Hygiene Day, please contact Juicy Bla Bla or bring donations to the next city hash.
Hash cash:
30 RMB gets you cocktails on trail & circle
Please also bring a donation of period products to support Menstrual Hygiene Day.
Trail:
A-B no bag drop available
When:
Friday, 28th May; Meet at 7.30, start at 8
On-after:
Modernista (probably)
Address:
Yonghegong (Lama Temple) subway station Exit E
地铁5号线 雍和宫站E出口
Donations:
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