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Beijing H3 # 2127 Napoleon Run
This story is about the divine power of beer. You don’t know that on December 2, 1804, Napoleon conquered the First French Empire and achieved many brilliant victories in his life. Napoleon loved beer throughout his life, and there was always beer wherever he went. It is said that before every battle, he would sit down alone, drink a few beers, and formulate his own battle plan. Every time he drank a beer, he came back victorious. Napoleon himself once said: Celebrate my victory with a beer! During the Battle of Waterloo, it is said that Napoleon drank champagne instead of beer before preparing for the battle, which led to the defeat of Waterloo. Join the hash today! We follow Hare as he experiences the power of beer again.
Hares: Just Catrin, Munchen Ass， Red Snatcher
Type: A to B (No bag drop available)
When: Saturday, December 2nd
Hash Cash: 30 RMB (run, beer/water, circle); 105 RMB (run, beer/water, circle, dinner)
Time: Meet-up at 1:30 p.m.; Run starts at 2:00 p.m.
Where: Line 14 zaoying station, Exit D （14号线枣营地铁站D口）
D`erections:
Line 14 Zaoying station, Exit D (14号线枣营站D口)
Beijing H3 #2126 “Midnight in Peking”
Deep in the heart of Old Beijing, through narrow, winding roadways and cramped hutongs, lies what remains of the Legation Quarter. An area filled with mystery and debauchery, some might say it is right up a Hasher’s alley (ba-dum-tss)! Cum join us this Saturday as we jaunt by former brothels, meander around Badlands, and revel in a frisky Hash-themed history lesson! And of course, as we know, the revelry shall be of the drunken assemblage and fueled by beer!
Hares: All Asshole, No Sack; Just Pat; Just Keshan; Just Jared
Type: A to B (No bag drop available)
When: Saturday, November 25
Hash Cash: 30 RMB (run, beer/water, circle); 105 RMB (run, beer/water, circle, dinner)
Time: Meet-up at 1:30 p.m.; Run starts at 2:00 p.m.
Where: Beijing Postcards No.97, Yangmei Zhuxie Street
杨梅竹斜街97号
D’erections:
From Qianmen Metro (Line 2) Exit C & (Line 8) Exit I , walk southwest ~900 meters
从前门地铁（2号线）C出口和（8号线）I出口向西南方向步行~900米
From Zhushikou Metro (Line 7) Exit A, walk northwest ~ 772 meters
从珠市口地铁（7号线）A出口向西北方向步行~772米
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Beijing H3 # 2127 Napoleon Run
This story is about the divine power of beer. You don’t know that on December 2, 1804, Napoleon conquered the First French Empire and achieved many brilliant victories in his life. Napoleon loved beer throughout his life, and there was always beer wherever he went. It is said that before every battle, he would sit down alone, drink a few [...]
Beijing H3 #2126 “Midnight in Peking”
Deep in the heart of Old Beijing, through narrow, winding roadways and cramped hutongs, lies what remains of the Legation Quarter. An area filled with mystery and debauchery, some might say it is right up a Hasher's alley (ba-dum-tss)! Cum join us this Saturday as we jaunt by former brothels, meander around Badlands, and revel in a frisky Hash-themed history [...]
Beijing Full Moon H3 # 191 Angry Birds Moon
Calling all flingers and slingers! Get ready to soar to new heights at the Angry Birds-themed hash! Grab your feathers, gather your flock, and prepare for a feather-ruffling, drink-swizzling adventure! Fly on over for a day of high-flying fun where every toss counts and every sip matters. Whether you're a seasoned slingshot expert or a casual birdie enthusiast, this November [...]
BJH3 #2125: Hashers’ Photons Run
A severe winter suddenly descends. The three Hares Shtupwaffel, Another Dick in the Wall, and Pickle Boy gather energy into photons that show the quanta of electromagnetic radiation. Every time Hashers see light or feel heat, it is an interaction with countless photons. Photons have energy, but no rest mass, unlike other particles such as electrons, protons, and neutrons. Photons [...]
Beijing Howling Run #1
Many, many moons ago, Beijing was known for having the hashers with the best voices and memories. The accomplishment was celebrated globally. Lately, some of our hashers have left the comfort of our gilded cage and have begun to send intel that we are no longer the best singers in all of Hash lands. Faced with such a dilemma, we [...]
Beijing H3 #2124 The Chandler Bing Memorial Run
So no one told you life was gonna be this way…… Through life’s ups and downs Friends are what makes everything a bit more manageable.When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…..the best thing to get out of second gear is BEER and the Friends there with you. Whether you’re passed out at Paddy’s [...]
Beijing Boxer #223 Attack of the WINDMILLS
Lions, Tigers and Bears Oh my………none of these compare to the most dreaded and horrifying creature on planet earth. Something so bone chilling it makes hashers all around the world check under their beds at night praying they won’t see its nightmarish face spinning in circles. The blood thirsty 3 headed monster known as……Windmills. For Boxer #223 we`re headed to Changping Great Wall to defeat the vicious beasts [...]
BEIJING H3 # 2123 HIBERNATION HASH
WINTER IS CUMMING !!!!! As we know bears go into hibernation in the winter we ass hashers we dont go into hibernation but we can still collect all the beer we need to prepare for the cold winter. Join us on the 5th of November and get everything you need for the winter cold. Hares: Pickle Boy, Just Hardy, Just JC Type: A to B Bag [...]
BEIJING H3 #2122 EMO ZOMBIE HALLOWEEN RUN
They said "All Hashers scare the living shit out of me They could (couldn’t*) care less as long as someone'll drink" So, darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Once upon a time there was an Emo Hash that, because of the cruel world that could never understand it….died. But, like [...]
BJHHH#2121 Beer 4 Peace run
The great Buddha once said “Better than a thousand hollow words is one word that brings peace”. This Saturday, that one word is… BEER. It’s that time of the year where we use our alcohol consumption superpowers for the betterment of mankind, and invoke World Peace by elegantly slamming some brews with our hash homies. After all, as we [...]
Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!