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Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3

Our next run is…

Beijing H3 Run #2146 “Making Sense of Nonsense”

As the cosmos pirouettes, galaxies twirl like tipsy dancers in the boundless expanse of space, we find ourselves facing the eternal puzzle: where shall we sip from the divine elixir that is beer? This question, dear comrades, is not just about geographical coordinates, but a quest for enlightenment in a world veiled by the mist of bewilderment.

Imagine a universe where time rewinds and sidesteps, where the laws of physics frolic like intoxicated acrobats on a cosmic tightrope. In this topsy-turvy domain, the simple act of quenching one’s thirst morphs into a metaphysical odyssey, a voyage to the core of the human condition.

Shall we seek sanctuary in the solemn chambers of a monastery, where monks brew beer with the meticulousness of alchemists transmuting base elements into gold? Here, amid the reverent silence of prayer and reflection, we may find not merely solace for the body, but sustenance for the soul.

Or perchance, we should venture into the wilderness, where recluses and mystics commune with nature and brew beer with the veneration of druids performing ancient rites. In the sanctified groves where trees whisper secrets to the breeze, we may uncover the genuine essence of communion, as we share a pint with the spirits of earth and sky.

Yet, let us not be ensnared by the illusions of terrestrial existence, for beyond the bounds of time and space lies the domain of the divine. In the celestial realms where angels cavort on pinheads and seraphim hymn praises, there exists a tavern unlike any other, where beer cascades like rivers of liquid gold and the laughter of deities reverberates through the corridors of eternity.

And what of the moral parables concealed within the frothy depths of our favored brews? Each sip becomes sacramental, a reminder of our intrinsic divinity and our capability for both folly and redemption. From the acrid drafts of transgression to the saccharine ambrosia of grace, every draught encapsulates the essence of the human saga, distilled into its purest form.

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Nonsence? Think it’s gibberish? Doesn’t matter, no one really reads WRITE UP seriously anyway, these don’t matter, what matters is below:

Hares: 2 Hot 2 Handle, Beaver Fucker

Type: A to B (Bag Drop Not Available)

When: April 13th, Saturday, 2024

Time: Meet at 2:30pm, run starts at 3pm sharp.

Hash Cash: 30 RMB for run, walk and circle 105 RMB for run, walk, circle and dinner

Where: 四惠-A东南口 – Subway line 1, Sihui station

D’Erections:  Take Exit A from Subway line 1 Sihui station. Then walk up onto the pedestrian bridge. Meeting point in the middle of the bridge.

Restaurant:邱记五常粗粮农家菜(百子湾店)

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By |April 10th, 2024|Hash House Harriers|

Beijing’s Howling Run No. 5: The Nicholas Cage Theme!

Ahoy there, fellow runners and beer enthusiasts! Get ready to channel your inner Cage as we embark on a wild adventure through the streets, fueled by the spirit of Nicholas and good ol’ liquor. This ain’t your ordinary run—this is a journey into the Cage!

Picture this: it’s a balmy evening, and you find yourself at Paddy’s Pub gearing up for a run that’s going to leave you feeling like a Con Air escapee. We’re talking beer, liquor, and hashing like we’re trying to outrun a National Treasure sequel.

Our theme? Nicholas Cage, baby! Whether you’re a Face/Off fanatic or a Raising Arizona aficionado, dress the part and let your inner Cage out. It’s going to be a Run 60 Seconds or Less!

Now, about the stops along our way. We’ve got our Song Bird Stop (aka the beer stop), where we’ll practice our vocal skills. Who needs karaoke when you’ve got a group of slightly tipsy runners belting out hash songs!

And don’t forget the liquid courage. We’ll have more beer and liquor than you can shake a Declaration of Independence. Get ready to toast to our fearless leader, Nicholas Cage, and his… unique cinematic choices.

Remember, this isn’t a run; it’s a National Treasure Hunt. Stay hydrated, witty, and most importantly, weird—just like our pal Nicholas. Let’s show this city howl.

So lace up those sneakers, grab your Cage-inspired outfit, and join us for a howling good time at Howling Run No. 5. It’s going to be a Con Air of a night, filled with laughs, libations, and enough running puns to make even Nicholas Cage crack a smile.

After we conquer the streets in true Cage fashion, the party continues at Paddy’s for our epic recruitment night! Join us for the wildest afterparty on this side of Beijing. We’re talking about auctioning off our finest hashers and harriettes, unique paintings, and mystery boxes that’ll have you saying, “Leaving Las Vegas, who?”

But the pièce de résistance? Free-flowing beer and pizza for all. Because after a run like that, we deserve nothing but the best. So buckle up, keep your eyes on the Cage, and let’s make memories that’ll have us quoting Con Air ’til the cows come home. See you at Paddy’s—it’s gonna be a Nic-tastic night! 🍕🍻

Not child or dog-friendly

Running Hare: Sticky Bitch

Walking Hare: John Wayne Gay Semen

Type: A to A (Bag Drop Available)

When: April 12th, Friday, 2024

Time: Meet at 6 pm; hash starts at 6.30 pm sharp.

Hash Cash: 35 RMB, or 30 if in theme

Where: Paddys!

On-On: Paddys

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By |April 10th, 2024|Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Beijing H3 Run #2146 “Making Sense of Nonsense”

By |April 10th, 2024|Hash House Harriers|

As the cosmos pirouettes, galaxies twirl like tipsy dancers in the boundless expanse of space, we find ourselves facing the eternal puzzle: where shall we sip from the divine elixir that is beer? This question, dear comrades, is not just about geographical coordinates, but a quest for enlightenment in a world veiled by the mist of bewilderment. Imagine a universe [...]

Beijing’s Howling Run No. 5: The Nicholas Cage Theme!

By |April 10th, 2024|Hash House Harriers|

Ahoy there, fellow runners and beer enthusiasts! Get ready to channel your inner Cage as we embark on a wild adventure through the streets, fueled by the spirit of Nicholas and good ol' liquor. This ain't your ordinary run—this is a journey into the Cage! Picture this: it's a balmy evening, and you find yourself at Paddy's Pub gearing up [...]

Beijing H3 Red Dress Run: June 1st, 2024!

By |April 4th, 2024|Hash House Harriers|

 2024 Red Dress Run Weekend Full Moon Hash, Friday night, May 31st Red Dress Run, Saturday, June 1st   Rusty Bitch, Sunday, June 2nd   Nonsensical questions can be directed to: Singaporn Star, Doggy Nipple Liquor, any of the shitty hares (write-up cuming soon)  FMH: Lost in Sex, Panda Penis Pandemonium Rusty Bitch: Foxy Clitopatra, Shitposter_69 linjie_52@yahoo.com.au     RDR [...]

Beijing HHH Run #2145 “Beer ‘n’ Deer”

By |April 1st, 2024|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Once the Imperial hunting grounds of the Ming and Qing Emporers, Nanhaizi Park has finally achieved historical significance by being the site of the Hash House Harriers next excursion on April 6th. It is a bountiful ecosystem of Wetlands populated by Water Fowl, Peacocks and Deer. It is hoped that it can remain so after the introduction of a species [...]

Beijing HHH 2024 Recruitment Party

By |March 28th, 2024|Hash House Harriers|

You’re Invited! Cum join us on Friday, April 12th from 7:30pm at Paddy O’Shea’s to learn what Beijing Hash House Harriers is all about. The Beijing “Drinking Club with a Running Problem” has been running/walking/drinking around the city for over 44 years and is as wild and crazy as ever! Come to our Recruitment event to ask questions, meet hashers, and [...]

Beijing HHH#2143-The Spring Equinox Run

By |March 28th, 2024|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

The Spring equinox is one of the 24 solar terms and the fourth solar term of Spring. It falls on March 20 this year. The Spring equinox has two meanings: This day is in the middle of  two solar terms the beginning of Spring and the beginning of Summer, so it divides Spring into halves; Another meaning is on this [...]

Beijing Howling Run #4

By |March 28th, 2024|Full Moon Hash House Harriers|

  For the past couple of months, a few brave werewolves have faced the frigid winters of Beijing, with the pack slowly getting bigger and bigger. As the warmth returns to Beijing, it is time to restart the Howling run, take off our winter coats, and put on our summer outfits. This howling run will be special, as we will [...]

Boxer #226 Hashers in Wonderland

By |March 28th, 2024|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

It may be the Year of the Dragon but  everyone's raving (loony) about the March Hare. Come join him as he takes a trip, not to Wonderland but to the heights of Pi(ng)gu. Just like Alice, you'll  feel ten feet tall. About the trail:There's great views of the mountains,  local artwork and rural wildlife. You'll be happy to know features [...]

Beijing H3 #2142 The hash does Leprecon

By |March 28th, 2024|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Top of the morning to you! As we know (as we know), another jubilant holiday used as an excuse to get pissed, plastered, and hammered has arrived—St. Patrick’s Day (or Lá Fhéile Pádraig, as our shamrock-encrusted brethren say)! Dating to the 16th century, St. Paddy’s Day now welcomes everyone who likes wearing green, drinking Guinness, pounding Jameson, and begging for [...]

Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.

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