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Beijing Full Moon H3 #220 The Pyjamas Run
Insomniacs of Beijing! The Pyjamas Run is back! Forget that flock of sheep you’ve counted in your head, discard those melatonin supplements, pour that warm milk down the sink – there’s a new sleep remedy in town!
This Friday, the Full Moon Hash will host its annual pillow fight and pyjamas run! Get knocked out cold by a flying pillow and have the best sleep of your life! Or just drink yourself silly until you pass out. A gaggle of drunken hashers in pyjamas will take over the Liangma River as we say farewell to our very own Banana Shoes and Shtupwaffel, fucking them off in FMH style back to Australia.
Come donning your finest pyjamas (Americans, read: pajamas), bring your favourite pillow with you, and take out all your repressed anger on fellow hashers!
The shitty trail will take you around the scenic Liangma River area and embassy district, with the beer stops doubling up as pillow fight battlegrounds! The last hasher standing at the pillow fight will win eternal fame and glory!
Don’t forget, we also have our ongoing Full Moon Hash patch challenge! Put your lupine werewolf skills to the test and attempt the Edward Wolfhands Challenge!
To earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, hashers will need to tape two tallboys (500ml beer cans) to both hands – one in each hand – and finish both of them without spilling or removing them during the duration of a Full Moon Hash circle.
The challenge can be attempted at any Full Moon Hash circle. Approach a member of FMH misman during a FMH hash if you would like to attempt the challenge and earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, signifying your elite rank among the hashcollective.
The April Full Moon is known as the Pink Full Moon due to it coinciding with the arrival of spring and the blooming of pink flowers such as spring blossoms. It traditionally signifies renewal, growth, and fertility.
The Liangma River will be the perfect spot to bask in the pink glow of the Pink Full Moon, do some spring blossom spotting along the river, and smack your fellow hashers silly with pillows! So cum join us, everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Come dressed in pyjamas! Pop on that nightgown! And don’t forget to bring your favourite pillow with you! (Waifu pillows are allowed)
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Sleep Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Sleep Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star
Trail: Trail is A to B with no bag drop
When: Friday, 24th April 2026
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Turkish Feast Xinyuanli 西庭 · 秀色（新源里店）(Enter through the back door)
北京市朝阳区新东路新源里西20号金尚源大厦一层115号
Room 115, 1st Floor, JinShangYuan, No. 20 Xinyuanlixi, Xindong Road, Chaoyang District
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Turkish Feast before, or at Paddy’s after
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Turkish Feast:
Zuojiazhuang Metro Station Exit B
左家庄地铁站B出口
BJH3#2255: Banana Shoes and Shtupwaffle FOYW!!!
Some hashers keep cuming and cuming but don’t know when to stop. Finally these two have got the message and are heading back to Australia! Wooo wooo!!!
Come and join us and send them on their way with fun and frolics in true hash spirit!
Be prepared to drink huge amounts of beer and join in all the games!
If you have a hash mug, please bring it along! Send these two off with some true hash glory!
Hash Cash:
30 RMB (run, beer, circle)
+ 75 RMB (dinner) NOTE: No refunds after the last beer stop.
Your Hares:
Bogan Banus, Red Snatcher, Dark Shaft.
Trail:
A- A. Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
Note: Circle is near the restaurant (Less than 500m away)
Dress code: wear orange and/or yellow!
Hairy Hashers: Trail is dog-friendly, but the restaurant is not dog-friendly.
When:
Saturday, April 25th.
Meet up – 1:30 pm
Start – 2:00 pm
D’erections to meet up spot:
From Dongsishitiao Subway Station, exit C. Head straight. Turn right at the third intersection. Walk straight for 300 meters to Xiao Zhang’s Kao Chuan
东四十条地铁站，C口出直走，第三个路口右拐，直走300米到小张烤串家常菜
Restaurant name: Xiaozhang Kao Chuan 小张烤串家常菜
（东城区东营房八条一号院北1门旁）
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!