I hate the way your Bund lights glow

And how the Huangpu shines

I hate your Pearl Tower, pink and round,

And all your endless lines

I hate the crowds on Nanjing Road

And the way they push and shove

I hate the Shanghai Tower’s twist

Showing off to clouds above

I hate Yu Garden’s dumpling queue

And your xiaolongbao’s scalding soup

I hate how Tianzifang’s tiny lanes

Keep walking me in a loop

I hate your plum rains in July

And your sticky, soaking heat

I hate your maglev, way too fast,

That knocks me off my feet

I hate your People’s Square at noon

And Xintiandi’s crazy bills

I hate your rooftop bars that charge

A fortune for the thrills

But mostly I’m glad that I’m in Beijing

With the hutongs, the duck, and the Wall

And I never need to go to Shanghai

Not for a weekend

Not for a day

Not ever at all

 

Hash cash:

30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

 

Your Hares:

Just Mira

Septic Yank

 

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)

 

Dress Code and Haberdashery:

Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

 

Hairy Hashers：

Trail is dog-friendly, restaurant is not

 

When:

Saturday , October 24 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start

 

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.

 

D’erections to meet up spot:

Wangjing Nan (South), Exit A

望京南站, 出口 A

Line 14

Address:

Quanzhouwu (Wangjing Branch)

ChaoyangGuangshun South Street and Futong East Street Intersection Ulo Park A4 Unit Floor 1

全州屋（望京店）

朝阳广顺南大街与阜通东大街交叉口悠乐汇A4座1层

Upcoming Hareline:

November 11, 2026 (Sunday) Run #2283– Bouncing Shit, George with Jugs, Just Jenna

Sign up to hare you lazy bastards!!!! No hares then no hash!

On October 17, 1814, the Meux Brewery on London’s Tottenham Court Road generously released over a million liters of porter in one glorious wave, turning the streets of St Giles into the city’s first and finest beer river. Londoners rushed out with pots, pans, kettles and cupped hands to scoop up the free bounty, while the more adventurous simply waded in and went for a refreshing swim. Neighbors toasted one another from doorways, and the whole parish smelled like a pub for days. It remains one of history’s most spontaneous block parties, proof that sometimes the best things in life really do come flowing to your front door.

 

This Saturday, the Beijing Hash House Harriers will mark the 212th anniversary of this frothy milestone with a run worthy of the occasion. Hashers will chase the trail in honor of those brave beer-swimmers of 1814, with a chance to imagine the streets flowing with porter. So bring your thirst, your running shoes, and maybe a bucket for good luck. On-On!

 

Hash cash:

30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

 

Your Hares:

Septic Yank

Hopping Mad

 

 

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)

 

Dress Code and Haberdashery:

Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.

 

Hairy Hashers

Trail dog-friendly Restaurant not dog friendly

 

When:

Saturday , October 17, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start

 

 

On-after:

Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.

 

D’erections to meet up spot:

Renmin Univ. Station, Exit E (Line 12 and Line 4)

人民大学站, 出口 E (4号线;12号线)

Address:

Jingfan’er (Shuangyushu Branch)

京范儿（双榆树店）

Kexueyuan South Road Shuangyushu DongliNo.15 (Huaxing CinemaNorth Side Post Office Dongxing 50 Meters)

北京市海淀区科学院南路双榆树东里15号

 

Upcoming Hareline:

24-Oct-26 (Saturday) Run #2282 – Septic, Just Mira

Do your fair share and sign up to hare!