Some hashers love spring for the warmth, some for the flowers and the return of vibrant colours to the city, but others love it for the abundance of tree cum. They can’t get enough of that tree cum going up their nostrils and eyes, sprayed all over their faces. They love it and wish a strong girthy tree would just [...]
70 million years ago, all dinosaurs lived in harmony. Then, everything changed, right about when the TyRunnersaurus Dix challenged the VelociWalker to a drink off, to which the Velociwalker replied: “What the fuck is that? And why the hell are we able to speak all of a sudden?”. Nonetheless, the rules of a drink off were explained and the Velociwalker [...]
Beijing H3 Full Moon Hash is back, with a brand-new pandemic in tow! Unlike other horrible runs planned by shitty hares, this FMH will be a true hashocalypse; you’ll try to outrun (or outwalk) a serious infection rampaging through hashers. So many of our beloved hashers have already fallen ill to a new disease, which, according to The Institute of [...]
You are my beer stop The one I can’t find Believe when I say We’ve gone the wrong way… Now we have to turn way back And look for that mark When I say We’ve gone the wrong way Tell me why… Ain't nothin' but a shitty trail Tell me why… Ain't nothin' but this useless hare Tell me why [...]