Follow in the footsteps of the great Qianlong Emperor (r. 1735 – 1796) and partake in a hare hunt in the traditional hunting grounds of the Qing Emperors. Attempts to skewer the hares will be frowned upon (Kiddiepoo 2020) but that might depend on the type of skewering (60SSO 2020). Robes, hats and horses are optional, but trousers [...]
Last June, the MoreMoose and BDSaM clan brought you a boxer that had EVERYTHING. Lost virgins, confused villagers, two mountains, and some of China’s ancient history. But since everyone drank too much to properly remember the days festivities and the trails of the Silver Mountain Pagoda, we’re bringing the Boxer Hash back up north to reprise the GREATEST [...]
The Beijing Great Wall at Badaling descends from the hills ending in a little known Jiayuguan-like fortress in Provincial Hebei. From whence, it is said, that long ago an evil band of roving Mongol thieves led by the dread boss Blister Foot the Elder robbed a Federal stage coach full of greenbacks otherwise destined to the coffers of warlords in [...]
Today is gonna be the day That Boxer Hash is cuming back to you By now you should’ve somehow Realised what you gotta do I don’t believe that anybody can Bla-Bla the way Juicy can do Lord tell me how? 🎵🎵 Backbeat Double-Dutch is on the street And flour on the wall is out 8K its gunna be ok All [...]
Balding Eagles (鹫) Soar High, 'Til the River of Beer (酒) Runs Dry From the dizzying heights of Andingmen to the cosmopolitan streets of Dongzhimen the city Hash offers many treats and surprises but there's one thing you just don't get, pristine nature. Your hares have found you beautiful woodland trails around the Eagle Mountain Range, close to Yangtaishan, just [...]
