Today is gonna be the day

That Boxer Hash is cuming back to you

By now you should’ve somehow

Realised what you gotta do

I don’t believe that anybody can Bla-Bla the way Juicy can do

Lord tell me how?

🎵🎵

Backbeat Double-Dutch is on the street

And flour on the wall is out

8K its gunna be ok

All you gotta do is shout

I don’t believe that anybody likes virgin hare the way we do

so let’s On On now!

And all the trails that lead to hares

are winding

And all the checks that we forget

you’ll be finding

There are many beers that I would like to down-down with you

So let’s On On now!

🎵🎵

Because maybe

You’re gonna be the one who saves me?

And after all

It’s hash on the Wall

When:

Saturday, April 13
3月13日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish

Hares:

Juicy Bla Bla and Double Dutch

Trail:

A-B

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

CLICK HERE TO REGISTER

Hash Cash:

200 RMB will get you a boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and dinner bash!

Scan with WeChat to RSVP and Pay

What to Bring:

Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
Your cell phone. Running shoes. A sense of adventure. A sense of direction. A sense of humor.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month, but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, We won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. If we do, chances are it will consist primarily of rabid dogs and hungry wolves. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***