It’s the year 2026 and a horrible plague has once again swept the planet. Everyone hides in panic as they try hoard food and supplies as the world sinks deeper into despair.

 

Hantavirus?

 

No this virus is far more contagious and deadly and it is called the

 

Hare-a-virus!!!!

 

All the hares are seemingly dead and GMs once again have to scrap together a shitty trail for you lazy bastards.

 

So we just picked a random trail and going in blind hoping we don’t fall into and deep and damp holes.

It’s also the 250th Run of Beijing Boxer Hash…..so come to Boxer to see what we do (or don’t) have planned for this special event! Don’t be 二百五 come and join!

When:

Saturday, May 23rd, 2026

5月23日星期六

 

Hares:

Red Snatcher…..God hopefully?

We’re not working with much here guys.

 

Trail:

A-A , bag drop on bus.

 

Time:

8:30am meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!

9:00am meet at MaLianWa Exit C, …bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!

9点从必胜客东直门店出发,9点半马连洼站 C口,不见不散!!

 

What to Bring:

Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.

A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.

Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.

 

Registration:

We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.

Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”

 

Hash Cash:

200 RMB gets you…

-Trail and circle

-Dinner

-Around-trip bus ride

-Bottomless beer

-Special cocktails

-Snacks

-Water and other drinks

 

Meet Up:

Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)

必胜客东直门

朝阳区-东直门外大街27号

 

D’ERECTIONS:

If you come by subway:

LINE2 AND 13

 

Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.

LINE10

Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁:10号线亮马桥站西北A口

MaLianWa Exit C, 马连洼站 C口