FINALLY… THE ROCK HAS COME BACK… TO THE BEIJING HASH!
On this Saturday, the millions (and millions!) of The Rock’s fans are going to gather for one reason and one reason only. We are celebrating the birthday of the greatest actor in the world—and no, it damn sure isn’t Steven Seagal!
We’re talking about the People’s Champion! The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment! The man who will clank and bang in the gym until he has to pee in a Voss bottle just to keep the pump going! The man some call “Rock Johnson” after he takes a little blue pill to lay the SmackDown!
The Great One is turning 54 years young. So, The Rock has to ask you: do you have plans this Saturday?
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE PLANS!
You’re going to take those plans, shine ’em up real nice, turn those sumbitches sideways, and stick ’em straight up your candy ass!
Lace up your boots, put on your Hash gear, wear your favorite Dwayne Johnson threads, and get your monkey asses down to the hash!
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL… WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKIN’!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear Brahma Bull, Rock Movie, WWE or Hash gear or dress like your favorite wrestler or character from a movie with The Rock– if you haven’t got any Hash gear, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
May 2nd, Saturday, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Anhua Qiao station, Exit F
安华桥站; 出口 F
Address:
China Lanzhou Traditional Beef Noodles 中国兰州传统牛肉面
Add: Building 16, Area 4, Anzhen Xili, North 3rd Ring Middle Road Auxiliary Road, Chaoyang District (Fujian Building)朝阳区北三环中路辅路安贞西里四区16号楼(福建大厦)
Upcoming Hareline:
Sun, May 10 WE NEED HARES!
Sat, May 16 (Tianjin away hash): Singaporn Star – “Tianjin’s very own shitty hares”
Sun, May 24 (Sat is Boxer): Iimp wrist – walking hare needed
Sat, May 30: Marie Cumtoilette – running hare needed