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Beijing H3 #2124 The Chandler Bing Memorial Run

By |2023-11-12T09:49:16+08:00November 12th, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

So no one told you life was gonna be this way…… Through life’s ups and downs Friends are what makes everything a bit more manageable.When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…..the best thing to get out of second gear is BEER and the Friends there with you.  Whether you’re passed out at Paddy’s [...]

BEIJING H3 #2122 EMO ZOMBIE HALLOWEEN RUN

By |2023-10-31T16:22:17+08:00October 31st, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

They said "All Hashers scare the living shit out of me They could (couldn’t*) care less as long as someone'll drink" So, darken your clothes or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me Once upon a time there was an Emo Hash that, because of the cruel world that could never understand it….died.  But, like [...]

BOXER #222 Two Tutus on the Great Wall

By |2023-10-31T15:56:29+08:00October 31st, 2023|Boxer Hash House Harriers|

Beijing Boxer Hash House Harriers was founded on October 4th, 2003 by Mark “Cunt Runner” Fromm and Mike “Pays For Sex” Signorelli. For Twenty Years since Boxer Hashers have hiked through all of the mountains, ran across all of the creeks, and dove into all of the shiggy in Beijing while getting the cuts, gashes, and scars to prove it. A [...]

Beijing HHH #2118, The Third Annual Gloriass Run

By |2023-10-31T15:34:25+08:00October 31st, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

For nearly a century humanity has held the capability to completely and instantaneously eviscerate itself from existence. We have lived under the threat of our own mutually assured destruction and we have needed to cooperate as a species in order to sustain and perpetuate our life on this planet. The threat of course…..Booty, Butts, Ass ........it holds the power of [...]

BJHHH #2106 The Return of the Pool

By |2023-10-30T16:27:02+08:00October 30th, 2023|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Her Royal Dryness’ kingdom is under attack from the Water Army and things are looking bleak. Her powerful drying powers seem to be no match for the intensity of this rampant wetness flooding her barren desert she calls home. In no time at all the kingdom is filled with a vast ocean, the dryness of the land is now only [...]

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Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.

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