Summer runnin', had me a blast Summer runnin', hashing so fast Laid a trail, crazy for me Had a beer, maybe three Summer days drifting away To, uh oh, those hashing nights Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! Tell me more, tell me more Will we go very far? Tell me more, tell me more Like whens the next bar? Hares: Old [...]
Halloween. it only comes three times a year. so its that time again... again, to drink, run, and not care how bad your costume is because you were too drunk/hungover to order a good one in time. Put on your best worst clothes and tear them apart on this post apocalypse run. Lets hope for a 500 AQI day because [...]
Can you believe it's been four weeks already since our last Full Moon Hash? We certainly can't (though frankly, we can't remember much at all after last weekend thanks to those pesky Swedish Young Professionals!) Speaking of Swedes, this month's run will act as something of a celebratory double-ender - marking both the 242nd anniversary of Britain's loss of its [...]
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time, in a land far away there lived a jellyfish called Gerald. Gerald liked beer. This is a fact. So you see, you and Gerald share an interest. Gerald had a boyfriend called Barry. Barry didn’t like beer. So Gerald dumped him. The end. 🦑 Don’t be like Barry. COME [...]
We’re pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And we plan on finding out what that is. So join your male model hares Beer Wolf Lander & Hansel Bacca along with your favorite evil fashion genius MugatoCunt in wonderful beautiful Sanlitun. Bring your best Blue Steel or Le Tigre or Ferrari or [...]
