Follow in the footsteps of the great Qianlong Emperor (r. 1735 – 1796) and partake in a hare hunt in the traditional hunting grounds of the Qing Emperors. Attempts to skewer the hares will be frowned upon (Kiddiepoo 2020) but that might depend on the type of skewering (60SSO 2020). Robes, hats and horses are optional, but trousers and boots are strongly advised. Come run with us on trails that look like they haven’t been touched since the 1790s (Bones 2013), who knows even the walkers might catch these hares.


When:

Saturday, September 19

9月19日星期六

Time:

Meet at 10a.m.
Departure at 10:30 am. sharp

Hares:

Indiana Bones, Kiddiepoo, 60 Second Suck-off

Type:

A-A

What to Bring:

BATHING SUIT!!!!!

Cell phone, sunblock, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏

Registration:

We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!

Register today or wank away!

Hash Cash:

200RMB gets you a scenic round-trip bus ride, the Boxer trail, snacks, circle, bottomless drinks and a great dinner.

Meet Up:

XL Bar 1-022 Shoukai Bojun Nanqu, Xindong Lu (新东路首开铂郡南区1-022).

D’erections:

It’s on Xindong Lu in the complex just north of Heaven and south of Lily’s American Diner. To find it, try to go to Heaven and then go the other way.

*** IMPORTANT NOTE: The Beijing boxer hash is an off-road running hash going out to the hills around Beijing once a month. We usually aim for the second Saturday of each month but may vary depending on the hares’ availability and other variable factors we have zero control over. We do not adjust for weather conditions (bring a towel, you won’t drown) nor pollution levels (they’re lower out in the mountains anyway). It’s ok to walk but not to lallygag. Keep moving … We’re a running hash. Heart attacks are not permitted. As we are out on mountain trails, it’s easy to get lost. If you’re too stupid to bring a phone with you and you get lost, we won’t ph*cking care, nor will we ph*cing pin you either. We may or may not send a search party looking for you. That being said, we are glad to have you join us and hope you enjoy a great day! (by the way, no you won’t be back for your important dinner date bring them along instead) ***