The Beijing Great Wall at Badaling descends from the hills ending in a little known Jiayuguan-like fortress in Provincial Hebei. From whence, it is said, that long ago an evil band of roving Mongol thieves led by the dread boss Blister Foot the Elder robbed a Federal stage coach full of greenbacks otherwise destined to the coffers of warlords in the wintery north. The local wind project is amplifying wind patterns, causing the barkans to shift and revealing the ancient loot preserved in the sand. The hash has been called-in to help retrieve and redeem numbered bills before they fall into the greasy palms of the tower-wrecking Waba Waba Clan.
Over a year in the making, this will be one legendary Boxer Hash. Tone your thighs and get rich quickly! Run along the great wall as it melts into the sands of time and desert sunset. Experience drinking archeology of long forgotten fortresses and ghost villages of both the Ptomkin and real Trogledyte varieties. We promise something for everyone! – even the cosplay enthusiasts among us will revel in their Jedi cloaks and scenery spanning Tang Dynasty martial arts epics to the Mars camp of future generations now tweaking your mealworm salad.
Saturday, May 18
Meet at 10 a.m.
Departure at 10:30 a.m. sharp-ish
007, Molotov Cock, Finger My Dough
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!