Last June, the MoreMoose and BDSaM clan brought you a boxer that had EVERYTHING. Lost virgins, confused villagers, two mountains, and some of China’s ancient history. But since everyone drank too much to properly remember the days festivities and the trails of the Silver Mountain Pagoda, we’re bringing the Boxer Hash back up north to reprise the GREATEST BOXER HASH EVER!
The hares have made a new and improved route that is post-quarantine-body approved. This year, the hares promise you:
- A completely accurate and totally not falsified history of the Silver Mountain Pagoda Forest from BDSaMateur.
- A totally prepared co-running hare from Hebei, Finger My Dough.
- A walking hare that promises to lay off the baijiu until after trail… ahem, Truck Stop BJ.
- And a trail that definitely includes 0 trail crossing, 0 stairs, and 0 “oh shit” marks.
Please note that because our hares are totally awesome hash heroes, there will be a pool at the end of the run. Bring your bathing suit, some sunscreen, and your flippers to join in the post-run fun!
Saturday, August 22
Meet at 10a.m.
Departure at 10:30 am. sharp
Finger My Dough, Truck Stop BJ, BDSaMateur
What to Bring:
Cell phone, sunblock, running shoes(!), sense of adventure, direction, and humor.
Bring your own water bottle because the boxer doesn’t supply plastic water bottles! We will bring a big water for you to refill. ♻️❤️🌏
We need to have numbers! So go ahead and register today!