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Beijing H3 #1944: Nothing To Fear Because We Have Beers

Who’s afraid of the big bad plague? Take advantage of the holiday quiet for a little hash action through Gulou with your favorites, the one, the only, THE HARES! Drink away your worries in the hutongs and hash away your cares in the streets this Sunday afternoon with 60 Second Suck Off and Spicy Penis (haring twice in a row! What an absolute lad).

 

We promise shit and trash, no less than two beer stops, and the usual debauchery afterwards.


Hares:

60 Second Suck Off, Spicy Penis

When:

SUNDAY February 2nd, 2020

Time:

Meet at 13:30 pm, Departure at 14:00 pm

Hash cash:

30 RMB run only

80 RMB run & dinner

Restaurant:

Zhongguo Lanzhou Niurou Lamian 中国兰州牛肉拉面, Gulou East Street #267 鼓楼东大街267号, or just wait for the pin in chat, you lazy wankers

D’erections:

Leave Shichahai subway exit A2 and go north along Dianmen Wai dajie, turn right-ish and follow Gulou dong dajie for about 200 meters, the resto is on your left.

By |January 29th, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Beijing H3 #1943: The Red Rat Run

I know those of you who haven’t fled freezing cold Beijing are probably hungover and bored af. So, grab another beer and get your frosty buns out to our red run!

The new year is finally cumming upon us (again). This new moonar year is the year of the rat. The rat cums first in the race of the zodiac animals. So, in honor of those dirty rodent quick cummers, run with our super fabo crew of d**k pigs from yesteryear.

Twincest’s new year’s resolution is to not say anything dumb. Let’s hold ‘em to it! Choke on some Spicy Penis fumes. No need to worry, Super Squiter can de-mace you with a nice moist spritz.

We promise you there will be more beer and less trail! So join us in the fun!

Happy year of the rat! We wish you MoFos new and wonderful beginnings (again)!

P.s: It’s been a long time since the Red Dress Run and we miss that beautiful sultry color…. Thankfully Chinese New Year DICKtates that we hashers wear red!


Hares:

Twincest, Spicy Penis, Super Squirter

When:

Saturday January 25th 2020 ( Chinese New Year Day)

Time:

Meet at 13:30 pm, Departure at 14:00 pm

Hash cash:

30 RMB run only

80 RMB run & dinner (You will get to choose 1 from burger/panini/Irish poutine – french fries included)

Dress code:

Wear RED! RED!RED!

Restaurant:

Paddy O’shea’SNo.28 Dongzhimen Outer street ),爱尔兰酒吧(东直门外大街28号)

D’erections:

Get outta subway Line 2 at Dongzhimen from Exit C, walk few hundreds meters to the east, Paddy O’Shea’s will be at the right side.

二号线东直门C口出站,向东走1公里,在右手边。

 

By |January 21st, 2020|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Winter Hours Notice!


From October 1st. the runs of the glorious Beijing Hash House Harriers, start at 2:00 PM
(We will be back to summer hours in April 2020)

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Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
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We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

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