Our next run is…
Get ready for chunjie with a good old fashioned January jaunt through some of Beijing’s most well traveled hashing territory. You’ll see hutongs, Houhai, and hilarious humans skating on thin ice*. Depending on the RA’s mood, you might even freeze your hymen off, but that would imply that any of you degenerates were actual virgins. Then cap it all off with the most essential part of any self respecting northern Chinese New Year celebration, jiaozi!
Wear red to scare off the mythical Nian and watch out for old marks on trail, some of which might date back to Dry Hole’s first FOYW.
Saturday January 18th 2020
Meet at 13:30 pm, Departure at 14:00 pm
80 RMB run & dinner
All through the hutongs and over the trash, to Grandmother’s hash house we go,
The hares know the way, at least that’s what they say,
if they’re lying you just make them drink!
January might be dark and cold, but that’s no excuse to miss a hash. Come howl at the full moon this Sunday with the one and only BJH3! We’re even starting earlier than usual, so no complainin’. Drink your beer, get outta here, and head to Grandma’s Kitchen.
Chosen on the spot, as is tradition!
A-A Live trail! There will be flour (somewhere), there will be marks (we hope), there will be beer (for certain)!
Thursday, January 12th; Meet at 6:30, run starts at 7
20 RMB for run and circle
Split between diners
Grandma’s Kitchen祖母的厨房,28 Shique Hutong
From Beixinqiao station (Line 5) take exit C, the resto is right in front of the exit.
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!