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It’s the most wonderful time for a beeeerr!!!

(Dis)Honorable hashers,
Dig out your ugliest jumper, dust off your baubles and ready your mistletoe for the MERRIEST event of the year, the HASHMAS PARTY!
On the 7 th of December from 7 pm we’ll mix, mingle and have a jolly good time with:

  • a delicious, drool-worthy BUFFET for vegetarians and meat-eaters alike.
  • not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 HOURS of FREE FLOW beers, selected mixed drinks, and sodas.
  • Secret Santa (bring a 50rmb gift to get a gift)
  • and debaucherous DANCING!

Remember it’s not too late to be nice (or naughty- if you think Santa will like it 😉 ). Bring a Secret Santa gift (value around 50RMB) and receive another Hasher’s present in return.

You’re no Grinch so SIGN UP… But HOW?! Send your money to Moremen. Paid = signed up. More details below 👇


**Reading while drunk?**

Here’s the low down:

When:

=7-December from 7 pm at Queenies Sandwiches. Free flow drinks and buffet. Bring a secret santa gift. Send your ticket money to Moremen to sign up NOW (details below 👇) .

Price:

(Maximum) Price 200RMB but as it’s the season for giving we’re knocking off 5rmb for every run you’ve done this year! (as if cumming wasn’t rewarding enough)! Discount is only available in advance so pay now!

Sign Up:

  • First: check the document in the Beijing H3- On On group to see how much your ticket is. (unnamed? No problem just ask Moremen)
  • Second: Send that amount of money to Moremen. Not wechat friends with Moremen? It’s your lucky day, scan the QR code at the bottom to add her.
  • Third: There is no third, you’re all signed up! It’s as easy as a virgin at prom.

Dress Code:

Festive attire: ugly sweaters, Santa hats, elf bells… whatever puts you in the mood… for cheer!

Agenda:

  • 7:00pm-8:00pm:
    Welcome snacks
  • 8:00pm:
    Free flow and buffet begin!
  • 10:30pm:
    Buffet closes… Free flow still going strong 😉.
  • After midnight:
    the night is young! 20% off drinks for the rest of the night!

Still (Dazed and) Confused?

Contact: Super Squirter, MoreMen, or Red Snatcher with any questions.

Limited spots available- you don’t want to miss it! So pay Moremen NOW!

Location:

Full Moon Hash’s mighty establishment, Queenies Sandwiches (QS).
No.113, Jiaodaokoudong Street (upstairs)

QS 餐吧二层,北京市东城区交道口东大街113号

D’erections:

Subway: Line 5 Beixinqiao exit B. HEAD (I’ll have some) west along Jiaodaokou Dong Dajie. The restaurant is on the right-hand side of the road.
地铁5号线北新桥B口出,交道口东大街向西方向,走大概300米,右侧就是QS餐吧。

Didi: Put in Side Street/街旁 and look for your fellow Hashers nearby.

Beijing H3 Run #1934: Winter drawers on!

What’s your favorite number? For some, it may be the day they were born. For some, it may be the shortest distance to beer. For others, there’s always the answer to the perpetual question of life, the universe, and everything.

Come with us for a traditional early winter slog through the backstreets of our city, counting the number of bends in our trail and the surprisingly short time remaining before it goes dark again. Find someone to talk to provocatively, and count the number who react. Breathe in the life-affirming ambiance of the old city, and marvel at the tolerance of the people whose houses we run past. Did nobody warn them? Not the hares, clearly.

Your hare team for this event, whose favorite number is four, is Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007, who will probably be both shaken and stirred. We might not have martinis, but your hares promise good German and craft beer for the beer stops and circle, and a delicious Yunnan bash to follow. Increase your indulgences and join us in the autumn sun this Saturday as we send off 007 on his (allegedly) last hash in Beijing!


Your Hares:

Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007

When:

Saturday 23 November; assemble from 13:30, drop bags, run away at 14:00

Where:

52 Jiaozi Hutong, Dongsi, Dongcheng, Beijing

北京市东城区东四轿子胡同52号

Hash cash:

30rmb run alone

80rmb run and dinner

D’erections:

Take subway line 6 to Dongsi station. Leave Dongsi subway station by exit ‘A’, turn right onto Longfusijie, turn left at the end and walk North (100m) on Dongsibeidajie. A number of other exits are also available.

When you see this on the left side:

Turn left into the road (road!) that has the restaurant meeting point, Jaozi Hutong, walk into a sea of hashers hiding in full view outside the restaurant. Drop bags, chalk ‘n talk, On, On!

By |November 21st, 2019|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Winter Hours Notice!


From October 1st. the runs of the glorious Beijing Hash House Harriers, start at 2:00 PM
(We will be back to summer hours in April 2020)

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Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia

IN ADVANCE OF ANY HASH RUN OR HASHING EVENT, EACH PARTICIPANT IS EXPECTED TO HAVE READ AND AGREED TO THE TERMS OF THE WAIVER AGREEMENT BELOW:

Participating in hashing and hashing events is a potentially hazardous activity that could result in injury or death. I am participating in this event at my own risk and I assume all risk and responsibility for injuries I may incur as a direct or indirect result of my participating in this event. Having read this Release and knowing the risks involved in my participation in this event, I, for myself and anyone entitled to act on my behalf, waive and release the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from all claims or liabilities of any kind arising out of my participation in this event, even though that liability may arise out of negligence or carelessness on the part of the persons named in this Release. Further, I agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless the BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS, its sponsors, representatives, officers and management from any and all claims which may result from my participation in this event. I certify I have read this Release and Agreement to Indemnify, I understand it, and I agree to its terms relating to every BEIJING HASH HOUSE HARRIERS event or activity.