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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3#2280 Return of Shougang
RETURN OF SHOUGANG The hares are born and raised locals of Shijingshan district ready to give you a guided tour of the best western Beijing has to offer (if they’re sober enough to actually mark the trail). Rolling hills, massive post-industrial infrastructure and riverside views will have you gasping for breath and thirsting for beer. Join us this Sunday!
Your Hares:
NATO, Five Dollar Footlong
Trail:
A-A (Route dog friendly but not restaurant). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
When:
SUNDAY, October 11.
Meet-up = 1:30 pm
Run Starts = 2:00 pm
Restaurant/Meet up:
Peking Duck restaurant: 紫光园 (Zi Guang Yuan Jin Ding Jie Dian).
紫光园·烤鸭·北京菜(金顶街店)
Address: 石景山区金顶街与金顶路交叉口东北60米
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Pinggouyuan exit A and then walk to the pin in the chat.
从平沟园A出口出来，然后走到聊天记录中的标记处。
A 3-5 minute walk after you exit to the meet up location
On-after:
Paddys of course
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Bouncing Shit and Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
BJH3 #2278 Gloriass 6 Divine Bootyvention 2
As we know (As we know) the rapture is coming and all of the Believers of Booty will ascend into heaven and shake their rumps for all of eternity with Jesus. The non-believers unfortunately will be stuck on earth with nothing but flat empty shorts with nothing to fill them as they burn and die in the Apocalypse.
Don’t be left Behind and find the Gospel. Come to the Sixth Annual Gloriass Run and let your big plump peach shine in the sun.
WEAR BOOTY SHORTS!!!!!
Hash Cash：
30 RMB（run, beer, circle), 105 RMB(run, beer, circle, dinner)
Your Hares:
Snake Cunter, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Spetic Yank
Trail:
A-A (NOT a dog friendly route). Bags can be dropped at the restaurant.
When:
Saturday, September 26th.
Meet-up = 2:30 pm
Run Starts = 3:00 pm
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O`Shea`s of course.
Followed by our on-after-the-after at QS for the real legends.
Restaurant/Meet up:
西北汉子(三元桥店)
Address:
朝阳区-东三环北路辛2号。华商酒店隔壁
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!