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Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
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Our next run is…
BJH3#2261 The Cyborg Panda Hash
You’re speeding along the Jingmi Expressway, questioning whether you really needed to have another four pints at Paddy’s the night before an early morning flight (of course you did). Looking up from your hungover daze, you spot something that catches your eye – a panda statue dressed in robot garb.
Are you imagining things? Is this just a Carlsberg fueled hash-illusion? Surely no Beijing sub-district would have a free wifi-emitting cyborg panda statue as their mascot…
Hash rumour has it that the Wangjing Panda gives out free beer to all true-blue hashers…
Welcome to Wangjing! The city-within-the-city, Beijing’s very own Korea Town!
Now known for the multitude of international companies and mega tech firms that call this sub-district home, Wangjing – probably more so than any other suburb of Beijing – exemplifies the rapid pace of development that defines this fine city.
Twenty five years ago it was known as the Sleeping City, with most residents working in other areas of Beijing. An increasing Korean population settled here in the late ‘90s and throughout the 2000s, establishing it as the Korea Town of Beijing.
At one point, one-third of the population of Wangjing was Korean. Korean-language signs adorn the shopfronts, with fried chicken and tteokbokki being the preferred drunk food of choice for Wangjingers.
Cum join the hares as we take you on a whirlwind tour to experience the sights and sounds of this northeastern district of Beijing! From cherry blossom-lined canals and leafy parks, to the great Zaha Hadid’s architectural masterpiece Wangjing Soho.
Live out your K-pop dreams, pretend you’re in a Korean drama, or just join us to get drunk. Everyone is welcome!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Bloody Butt Precise
Silent Suck-off
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is quite near the restaurant (more than 100m, less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly
When:
Saturday, June 6th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Futong Station, Exit C
阜通地铁站, 出口C
Address:
餐厅：全州屋 (望京店)
地址：北京市朝阳区广顺南大街与阜通东大街交叉口悠乐汇A4区1层
Restaurant Name: Quanzhouwu (Wangjing Branch)
Address: Floor 1, Area A4, Youlehui, intersection of Guangshun South Street and Futong East Street, Chaoyang District, Beijing
Upcoming Hareline:
Saturday 13th June Run #2262 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Hardcore Outdoor
Saturday 20th June Run #2264 – WE NEED HARES!
Sunday 28th June Run #2265 – Five Dollar Footlong
BJH3#2260, Soak or Be Soaked: The Tonghui River Water War
“F**k those wars, the inflation, and the layoffs! Sick of the global dumpster fire! Cum’on I’m itching for a fight — the kind that won’t get us a one-way ticket to a holding cell.”
Yeah, we hear you. The Hares are pissed too.
Consider this your formal invitation to the century’s most chaotic Water Gun Battle
Bring your own hardware — the bigger, the wetter, the better.
And consider yourself warned:
our water cannons don’t have an “off” switch.
I was born to get you all wet.
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Marie Cumtoilette
Just Eva
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Water Gun!!!
Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers:
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
Saturday, May 30th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Line 1 / Batong Line, Sihuidong Station, Exit A
一号线/八通线，四惠东, 出口A
从四惠东A口出，上天桥到建国路南侧，向东走。按导航穿过小花园，过跨河大桥到惠河南街，继续向东，餐厅在路南。
Exit Sihuidong Station (Exit A), cross the overpass to the south side of Jianguo Road, and head east. Follow the navigation through the garden, cross the bridge to Huihenan Street, and continue east. The restaurant is on the south side.
Address:
Xinyang Specialty Cuisine
near No. 167 Huihenan Street.
信阳品牌菜
惠河南街167号附近
Upcoming Hareline:
Saturday, Jun 6th Run #2261 – WE NEED HARES!!!
Saturday, Jun 13th Run #2262 – Pukelid’s Taxivomitry, Hardcore Outdoor
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!