Our next run is…
It’s the most wonderful time for a beeeerr!!!
Dig out your ugliest jumper, dust off your baubles and ready your mistletoe for the MERRIEST event of the year, the HASHMAS PARTY!
On the 7 th of December from 7 pm we’ll mix, mingle and have a jolly good time with:
- a delicious, drool-worthy BUFFET for vegetarians and meat-eaters alike.
- not 1, not 2, not 3 but 4 HOURS of FREE FLOW beers, selected mixed drinks, and sodas.
- Secret Santa (bring a 50rmb gift to get a gift)
- and debaucherous DANCING!
Remember it’s not too late to be nice (or naughty- if you think Santa will like it 😉 ). Bring a Secret Santa gift (value around 50RMB) and receive another Hasher’s present in return.
You’re no Grinch so SIGN UP… But HOW?! Send your money to Moremen. Paid = signed up. More details below 👇
**Reading while drunk?**
Here’s the low down:
=7-December from 7 pm at Queenies Sandwiches. Free flow drinks and buffet. Bring a secret santa gift. Send your ticket money to Moremen to sign up NOW (details below 👇) .
(Maximum) Price 200RMB but as it’s the season for giving we’re knocking off 5rmb for every run you’ve done this year! (as if cumming wasn’t rewarding enough)! Discount is only available in advance so pay now!
- First: check the document in the Beijing H3- On On group to see how much your ticket is. (unnamed? No problem just ask Moremen)
- Second: Send that amount of money to Moremen. Not wechat friends with Moremen? It’s your lucky day, scan the QR code at the bottom to add her.
- Third: There is no third, you’re all signed up! It’s as easy as a virgin at prom.
Festive attire: ugly sweaters, Santa hats, elf bells… whatever puts you in the mood… for cheer!
Free flow and buffet begin!
Buffet closes… Free flow still going strong 😉.
- After midnight:
the night is young! 20% off drinks for the rest of the night!
Still (Dazed and) Confused?
Contact: Super Squirter, MoreMen, or Red Snatcher with any questions.
Limited spots available- you don’t want to miss it! So pay Moremen NOW!
Full Moon Hash’s mighty establishment, Queenies Sandwiches (QS).
No.113, Jiaodaokoudong Street (upstairs)
Subway: Line 5 Beixinqiao exit B. HEAD (I’ll have some) west along Jiaodaokou Dong Dajie. The restaurant is on the right-hand side of the road.
Didi: Put in Side Street/街旁 and look for your fellow Hashers nearby.
What’s your favorite number? For some, it may be the day they were born. For some, it may be the shortest distance to beer. For others, there’s always the answer to the perpetual question of life, the universe, and everything.
Come with us for a traditional early winter slog through the backstreets of our city, counting the number of bends in our trail and the surprisingly short time remaining before it goes dark again. Find someone to talk to provocatively, and count the number who react. Breathe in the life-affirming ambiance of the old city, and marvel at the tolerance of the people whose houses we run past. Did nobody warn them? Not the hares, clearly.
Your hare team for this event, whose favorite number is four, is Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007, who will probably be both shaken and stirred. We might not have martinis, but your hares promise good German and craft beer for the beer stops and circle, and a delicious Yunnan bash to follow. Increase your indulgences and join us in the autumn sun this Saturday as we send off 007 on his (allegedly) last hash in Beijing!
Just Geoff, Dry Hole, Fetus Envy and 007
Saturday 23 November; assemble from 13:30, drop bags, run away at 14:00
52 Jiaozi Hutong, Dongsi, Dongcheng, Beijing
30rmb run alone
80rmb run and dinner
Take subway line 6 to Dongsi station. Leave Dongsi subway station by exit ‘A’, turn right onto Longfusijie, turn left at the end and walk North (100m) on Dongsibeidajie. A number of other exits are also available.
When you see this on the left side:
Turn left into the road (road!) that has the restaurant meeting point, Jaozi Hutong, walk into a sea of hashers hiding in full view outside the restaurant. Drop bags, chalk ‘n talk, On, On!
Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…
Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!