Welcome, you glorious pack of misfits, to a trail that promises absolutely nothing… except confusion, poor decisions, and questionable life choices.
Set in the “classy” surroundings of Xiangjiang Town (don’t get used to it), this trail will drag you through twists, turns, false trails, and possibly your own dignity. Whether you’re a seasoned hasher or just here for the beer, one thing is guaranteed-no one’s getting out clean.
Expect:
– Dodgy checks that make you question your sanity
– Suspicious markings that may or may not be intentional
– And a whole lot of shouting, swearing, and shameless blaming
Hares have done their worst (or least-we’ll let you decide), so lace up, hydrate irresponsibly, and prepare to follow flour like your life depends on it.
Remember:
– If you’re lost → you’re doing it right
– If you’re tired → run faster
– If you’re complaining → drink more
At the end of it all, there will be beer, insults, and absolutely no sympathy.
So gather up,ON-ON, YOU BASTARDS!
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit and Pickle Boy
Trail:The trail is A-A and its dog friendly,but not in resto and bag drop can be provided at resto as well.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Sunday, April 5, 1:30pm meet up time, 2pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Metro Line 15, Maquanying Station, walk east for about 300 meters from Exit B
地铁15号线，马泉营站B出口向东走约300米
Restaurant:
Green Tea Restaurant (Beijing Wangfujing Aolai Xiangjiang Town Branch) 绿茶餐厅(北京王府井奥莱香江小镇店)
Restaurant is inside shopping mall, 2nd floor
餐厅在商场2楼
Address:
No. 2-073, 2-074, 2nd Floor, Building 6A, Xiangjiang Town, Wangfujing Outlets, No. 28, Xiangjiang Road, Cuigezhuang Township, Chaoyang District.朝阳区崔各庄乡香江北路28号王府井奥莱香江小镇6A号楼二层2-073、2-074号
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
April 11, 2026 BJH3#2253 Bouncing Shit…
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.