The drums of war thunder once again. Choose your colour allegiance and make war on your fellow hashers! Invoke your inner Genghis Khan and douse them, pelt them, and shower them with your favourite colour. Red, orange, blue, yellow, green, pink, or purple – the choice is yours.

Still ticked off about the time when the walkers drank all the cold beer from the cooler before you had even arrived at the beer stop? When the Front Running Bastard refused to shout On On! and you had to solve the open check by yourself? When you were pressured into drinking beer from your brand-new pair of trainers thereby ruining them?

Instead of waiting for circle to make your accusations, why not just take out all your repressed anger and righteous fury straight away on fellow hashers by dousing them in pink & blue powder?

Aaaaas we know (as we know!), The Colour Run is known as The Happiest 5K on the Planet. The Full Moon Hash, however, does things a bit differently… Cum join us as we celebrate cheap beer, mischief, degeneracy, and debauchery – putting on The Hashiest 5K+ on the Planet!

The expertly laid trail by our shitty Full Moon hares will take you through the beating heart of the city, the iconic alleyways that are the foundations of the Northern Capital – the hutongs of Beijing.

The trail will take you through the historic hutong neighbourhood of Gulou, into quaint alleyways lined by traditional siheyuan, and finishing under the moonlit gaze of the Drum and Bell Towers. Embrace your inner lupine werewolf and traverse the hutongs on all fours while taking in centuries of history.

The Full Moon in September is known as the Harvest Moon as the moon rises very soon after the sun sets, with bright moonlight early in the evening. This extra light traditionally allowed farmers more time to harvest their summer-grown crops. We’ll be using the extra moonlight to bury our fellow hashers in colour powder instead!

Colour powder will be available at beer stops and circle, and games will be played between teams to see who emerges victorious, winning eternal fame and glory.

If you’re lucky, you may even spot hutong locals donning the infamous Beijing Bikini or the ever-elusive hutong weasel scurrying about (and no, that’s not a euphemism for your least favourite hasher).

Don’t forget that The Colour Run is part of the Red Dress Run 3-Hash Weekend from September 4th to September 6th. All proceeds from the 3-Hash Weekend will be donated to Heart to Heart, a charity that helps provide corrective surgery for children from all over China with congenital heart disease whose parents are unable to afford the surgery.

So cum join us for a night filled with back-alley shenanigans and enough (colour) powder to make Maradona blush. Everyone is welcome!

 

Dress Code: White clothes or haberdashery that you don’t mind getting saturated with colour powder

 

Hash Cash: 30 RMB on the day; OR Included in the Red Dress Run 3-Hash Weekend package

 

Pink & Green Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star

 

Blue Walker: Bloody Butt Precise

 

Trail: Trail is A to A

Bag drop available. Trail is dog-friendly.

 

When: Friday, 4th September 2026

7:00 pm meet-up at Timekeepers

7:30 pm start

 

Meet Up: 叁更Timekeepers at Ballhouse

北京市东城区钟楼湾胡同40号

No. 40 Zhonglouwan Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing

 

On-after: Timekeepers!

 

D’erections to Timekeepers:

Shichahai Metro Station Exit A2

什刹海地铁站A2出口