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Beijing Howling Run #1
Many, many moons ago, Beijing was known for having the hashers with the best voices and memories. The accomplishment was celebrated globally. Lately, some of our hashers have left the comfort of our gilded cage and have begun to send intel that we are no longer the best singers in all of Hash lands.
Faced with such a dilemma, we put all our brain cells together( about two shared with 17 people) and decided we needed a new Hash run to help us learn the songs.
Join us this Friday for the brand new run called the Howling Run. Wy howling, you ask? Because it was the most polite adjective to describe our collective grunts and moans during circles.
We will also be introducing some new marks that are bound to leave you red or flopping like a fish from laughter or the blackouts from our refreshments.
So this will be an effortless 2k walking, 4k running trail with not one but two songbird stops where you will be able to enjoy delicious Asahi( Only the best for the singers) and whatever concoction John Wayne GaySemen has come up for us( should have run a background check, Oh well). We will sing at this stop using fancy technology. Then we will stumble back to paddy to play games, eat some food, and continue to lose what little brain cells we have left!
Dress code:
Something warm, it can be cold at nighttime, or go buck-nacked like an actual werewolf.
Walking Hare: Panda Penis Pandemonium
Running hare: PukelidTaxivomitry
Beer Meister: John Wayne GaySemen
What: it’s an A-to-A hash and is not dog-friendly as well as not kid-friendly
When: Friday, 10th November. Meet at 7:30 pm. If you are a true degenerate, you can always show up early and pre-lube the hash.
Start: 8 pm.
Where: Paddy’s!
Hash cash: 35 RMB
Restaurant: There isn’t one. Why have real food when you can have mozzarella sticks for the fifth time this week?
As usual, this is an adult activity in which we behave like children so expect to see nonsense, licentiousness, a modest level of drunkenness and considerable rude behaviour going on. There may be vomiting on this occasion. Don’t be offended; we’re always like that and if you’re here you’re doing it too. For all of those reasons this isn’t a kid-friendly activity so – unless you’re table 1 – best stay home. More regular members of society are of course very welcome and can of course take part, but be polite, don’t be purposefully rude and remember that if you’re running there’s no winner.
Beijing H3 #2124 The Chandler Bing Memorial Run
So no one told you life was gonna be this way……
Through life’s ups and downs Friends are what makes everything a bit more manageable.When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year…..the best thing to get out of second gear is BEER and the Friends there with you. Whether you’re passed out at Paddy’s or somewhere else outside there’s (hopefully) always a Friend to help you find your keys, phone, and wallet and help you call the Didi to get you home.
Hash’ll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour}
Hash’ll be there for you
(Like we’ve been drunk before)
Hash’ll be there for you
(Cause you’re there for me too)
Matthew Perry
1969-2023
So join us at the Friends Café in Beijing to celebrate the life and laughs of Friends and Matthew Perry.
…………….is what we would have said if it hadn’t closed.
The meetup was originally supposed to be at the Friends Café, a full recreation of Central Perk from Friends in Beijing but apparently that died too so……we found a new location.
Lazy runners don’t come
diligent walkers are welcomed
no dogs because it’s not allowed
trail running shoes will be good
it’s city hash but not one real city
we will get on the rail even though
sometimes we really get off the rail
Hares:
All Asshole No Sack, Elf Rider, Pukelid’s Taxivomitry
Type:
A to A
Bag Drop Available
When:
Saturday, November 11th, 2023
Time:
Meet at 1:30pm, run starts at 2pm
Hash Cash:
30 RMB: Beer Stops & Circle
75 RMB: Dinner
Meetup:
Mom Zhang Sichuan Restaurant in Sishi Street Mall
张妈妈川菜馆（肆食街）
D’erections::
From QingNianLu Exit B walk north 600 Meters to Sishi Street Mall.
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!