Welcome to the Beijing Hash House Harriers Portal – your one-stop-site for all things drinking, running, laughing, and navigating the maze of Beijing Kennels’ upcoming shenanigans!
Lace up those running shoes, check out our hash schedule, and don’t miss the chance to hit the trails with a side of laughter.
Psst… our song section might just be the secret ingredient to make your runs a musical adventure! 🎶 #OnOnBeijingH3
Our next run is…
BJH3#2259: Ahoy, party sailors!
The Hash House Harriers are dropping anchor in Houshayu for a smooth-sailing yacht rock adventure through the streets, trails, and questionable life decisions of suburban Beijing. Let’s get some cabana shirts on, a captains hat or two. And a little bit of Steely Dan on the hi-fi and lets participate in some dockside degenerecy!
We’ll be cruising through scenic back alleys, shitty trails, hidden corners, and possibly a few emotional breakdowns, all powered by soft rock legends and dangerously poor navigation choices. Expect a soundtrack of Steely Dan, Hall & Oates, Kenny Loggins, and enough smooth tunes to make your BEER taste even stronger.
YOUR HARES:
Bouncing Shit and Limp Wrist
Trail:
The trail is A-B, bag drop available in the restaurant and not dog friendly.
Hash Cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle
+75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUND AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
When:
Sunday, May 24, 2:30pm meet up time, 3pm start time
D’erections to the meet up spot:
Metro Line 15 Hualikan station, exit B walk about 1.6999km
Restaurant:
土豆娃·川菜小院(后沙峪店)
北京市顺义区空港街道裕安路12号
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Wear your hash gears
Upcoming Hareline:
May 30th Pickle Boy, Marie Cumtoilette
***WE NEED HARES***
If you’ve been to the hash a few times speak to a Hare Razor’s Pickle Boy,Bouncing Shit, Singaporn Star. If you’re not sure how to set a trail they’ll pair you with an experienced hasher. Remember being part of the hash community is contributing to the hash community. So go on, sign up and help out your fellow degenerates.
Going in Blind: Boxer #250 (二百五)
It’s the year 2026 and a horrible plague has once again swept the planet. Everyone hides in panic as they try hoard food and supplies as the world sinks deeper into despair.
Hantavirus?
No this virus is far more contagious and deadly and it is called the
Hare-a-virus!!!!
All the hares are seemingly dead and GMs once again have to scrap together a shitty trail for you lazy bastards.
So we just picked a random trail and going in blind hoping we don’t fall into and deep and damp holes.
It’s also the 250th Run of Beijing Boxer Hash…..so come to Boxer to see what we do (or don’t) have planned for this special event! Don’t be 二百五 come and join!
When:
Saturday, May 23rd, 2026
5月23日星期六
Hares:
Red Snatcher…..God hopefully?
We’re not working with much here guys.
Trail:
A-A , bag drop on bus.
Time:
8:30am meet at Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas), bus departs at 9:00am sharp!
9:00am meet at MaLianWa Exit C, …bus departs at 9:30am also sharp!
9点从必胜客东直门店出发，9点半马连洼站 C口，不见不散！！
What to Bring:
Mobile phone, power bank, running or hiking shoes, a water bottle or water pouch.
A sense of adventure, direction, and humour.
Breakfast,extra snacks,own cup or Camelbak.
Registration:
We need to know the numbers, go ahead to register.
Sign up link:scroll down to click “Read more”
Hash Cash:
200 RMB gets you…
-Trail and circle
-Dinner
-Around-trip bus ride
-Bottomless beer
-Special cocktails
-Snacks
-Water and other drinks
Meet Up:
Pizza Hut Dongzhimen (Across from Paddy O’sheas)
必胜客东直门
朝阳区-东直门外大街27号
D’ERECTIONS:
If you come by subway:
LINE2 AND 13
Dongzhimen subway station澳大利亚使馆对面(Exit C) Ten minutes walk east.
LINE10
Agricultural Exhibition Center subway station农业展览馆(Exit D2) Ten minutes walk west.地铁：10号线亮马桥站西北A口
MaLianWa Exit C, 马连洼站 C口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!