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BJHHH#1997: The road to #2000 begins!

While we all are looking forward to hash #2000, let’s be honest with ourselves; we’ve got a lot of work to do before then.


It’s time to dig deep and find inspiration, and what better place to inspire your drunken souls than the hallowed Olympic grounds of years past!


Come drinnnnn  I mean train, train with us this Saturday as we run harder, open check harder, complain about marks harder, sing the half of the song we actually know harder, and everything else we usually do.



Cheezy Balls, Up the Butt (no babies), Vanilla Starfish



Saturday, March 27th, 2021



1:30 pm, Leave 2 pm (we’ll be as on-time as the 2020 Olympics were)

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run, beer, and circle)

80RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner)


Yinshi Chuanwu 瘾食串屋家常菜(北苑店), No. 40-9 North Beiyuan Road, Chaoyang District, 北京市朝阳区北苑路40-9号


From exit B1, walk 5-6 minutes north until you reach the alley.  Turn right and resto is near.  Or follow the pin the day of.


By |April 15th, 2021|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

BJHHH#1996: The The Sunday after the apocalypse before…

We’ve made it through another week, but this week was especially foreboding for the day of judgement was upon us! Well… it was a pretty shitty apocalypse. Not the massive can’t flush it type, more the itty bitty kiddepoo kind.


Still, like RAs past we spoke to the Hash Gods so that they might grant us their mercy. We wanted a virgin – purest of all humans – to go to the mountains to negotiate but we didn’t have any at hand. (Jing-A had a beer special). So, we got the next best thing. A man people literally tell don’t have sex with me wherever he travels (he doesn’t cum much anyways).


Now the bargain has been struck! A hash through the hutongs has been demanded. We will guide this pilgrimage through the hutongs with care never before seen on the BJH3. For the Hash Gods have threatened to turn their wrath to our internet next. If that happens friends, WeChat pay will be the least of our worries… there are only so many times a person whacks it lyrical before it isn’t even worth the trouble anymore.



Kiddie Poo, Whacks It Lyrical, Don’t Have Sex With Me


Sunday March 21st( 03月21日)

Winter Hours so meet at 1:30 PM, Run Starts at 2:00 PM

Hash Cash:

30RMB (run, beer, and circle)

80RMB (run, beer, circle + dinner)

Restaurant and Meet-up Location:

遐意餐厅Xiayi Restaurant, Beijing Dongsi North Street No.112


From ZhangZiZhongLu station (Line 5) Exit B, walk North on Dongsi North Street, and the restaurant is on the right.

By |April 15th, 2021|Beijing Hash House Harriers|

Hashing in China

The hash world asked for it and we got it! Introducing the new ALL CHINA HASH HOUSE HARRIERS OFFICIAL DIRECTORY!

Formerly known as just “Hash China”, the new improved directory comes with a beautiful new design, better user interface, responsive, more content, dedicated hash news section, highlighted events in the region, easy access in the mainland and many more features! All by the hand of Dazed & Confused and RoomBoy.

Visit china.hash.cn today!

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Beijing! Beijing! What wonderful place to hash…

Beijing, Beijing, what a wonderful place to hash,
We have great fun dodging the shit and trash.
Our skies are never clear,
But we have cheaper beer.
We like our drinks,
Our singing stinks.
But welcome to the Beijing Hash!


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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!

Pat Bonetar, Dayton H3

What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

Sperm Whale, UK HHH

I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

Phantom , Australia


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