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Beijing Full Moon Hash House Harriers Run #150

Night falls over Beijing, and in the distance comes the sound of running feet. Is it stray dogs? Drunken folks leaving HuDa after a 4 hour beer and seafood binge? No way – it’s the one and only Beijing Full Moon Hashers! And this Friday Mismanagement has got something special in store to celebrate, commemorate, and intoxicate our 150th run!

You’re not gonna want to miss this one. Clear your calendar, wipe your schedule, tell your momma you love her, and join us for an epic(ally shitty) trail, cold beer (we hope), and an afterparty you’ll only remember because of Saturday’s hangover.

We’ve also got a special, limited-run FMH Run #150 patch! There’re only 40 of these bad boys and you can reserve yours now (or buy ‘em on Friday) for 15 kuai each. First come first serve, so don’t sleep on it.


WHEN:

Friday May 29th. Meet 7:30 leave around 8

WHERE:

113 Jiaodaokou East Street

QS 餐厅 (交道口店)交道口东大街113号

WHAT:

A-A run with bag drop!

HASH CASH:

No cost for the trail, but drinks are BYOB.

Extra Reads:

Want to know a little bit more about the history of the Glorious Beijing Full Moon Hash House Harriers? Read one of the best and most hilarious hash trash ever written about a run that became legendary all over the world. Click here to read

IMPORTANT NOTE: QS has requested that we don’t make a lot of noise outside of their venue. We will be meeting and circling inside the bar. Please keep it quiet when you’re outside!

BJ H3 #1954: Thirteen Bridges Run (see if you can count them)

This weekend join us as we run through Tucheng, once the prowling ground of our erstwhile member LickItToRide. Back in the day, rebels raiding Beijing from the north would have to cross the canal here, only to be met with a hail of missiles from the rampart on the southern side. So watch out!

After exiting the park we will cross into one of the poshest areas of Beijing. It’s so posh, in fact, that there are whole rows of shops without one of them selling cheap beer. 😥 Obviously they don’t want people like us around here, so we must rise to the challenge!

Lastly, we will run through one of the nicest parks in Beijing (really).

Dear Walkers: please bring a backpack, because we need you to carry beers from the last beer stop to the circle area.


Hares:

Pickle Boy, Little Red Shittinghood

Hash Cash:

30 RMB

Where:

Huixinxijie Nankou Station (Lines 5 and 10) – Exit C (惠新西街南口站 – C出口)

Date:

Saturday, May 23rd

Time:

Meet 2:30 PM, Run starts at 3:00 PM

Notes:

NO BAG DROP, Run is A-B, Hashers must wear a mask and have completed a 14-day self-quarantine after returning to China. There will be no formal hash dinner afterward. Unfortunately due to the park’s regulations, this run is not dog friendly.

D’erections:

Location pin will be posted on the day of run via WECHAT


 

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What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!

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I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!

Crazy B*tch, Henderson HHH

Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.

F*cking Nothing, Adelaide H3

The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On

Pickle Boy, Beijing HHH

Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!

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