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Beijing Full Moon H3 #221 Tianjin Away Hash
We are having an Away Hash together with our brother & sister hashers in Tianjin! Your trusty Full Moon Hash misman team have decided to shirk their responsibilities here in the ‘Jing and are fucking off to Tianjin for the weekend! Cum join us over in Tianjin as we avoid our employers, ex-partners, and muggle-life responsibilities.
It’s only a short 30 minute train ride from Beijing South Railway Station to Tianjin Station, so no excuses not to pop over for the weekend and join in on the debauchery. We’ll host a proper Beijing Full Moon Hash this Friday night in Tianjin starting from Sydney Road Sports Bar (a short 15-minute metro ride from Tianjin Station) to explore all this city has to offer by moonlight!
The shitty trail will take you along the scenic Hai River, through the alleyways of Tianjin, and into the Five Great Avenues area. It will be a shorter A-A trail with a local craft beer bar as the beer stop. The Tianjin-TEDA H3 (T2H3) misman have kindly organised a special hasher discount at Sydney Road Sports Bar for us.
Don’t forget, the combined T2H3 Red Dress Run and Beijing H3 run will take place the following day on Saturday! All proceeds from the run will go to the charity Shine Home for Children in Tanggu, Tianjin. Additionally, the remaining 10,000 RMB raised from last October’s BJ FMH3 Naughty Art Auction will also be donated to Shine Home for Children along with the proceeds from Saturday’s run.
Aaaaas we know (as we know!), the Full Moon in May is known as the Flower Moon due to abundance of blooming flowers. What better time to experience Tianjin than with flowers blooming all about you? Additionally, it will be a Blue Moon as May will have two full moons in a single month.
Hashrumour has it, we have our ongoing Full Moon Hash patch challenge! Put your lupine werewolf skills to the test and attempt the Edward Wolfhands Challenge!
To earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, hashers will need to tape two tallboys (500ml beer cans) to both hands – one in each hand – and finish both of them without spilling or removing them during the duration of a Full Moon Hash circle.
The challenge can be attempted at any Beijing Full Moon Hash circle. Approach a member of FMH misman during a FMH hash if you would like to attempt the challenge and earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, signifying your elite rank among the hashcollective.
So whether you’re a Beijinger or a Tianjinite, cum join us this Friday night as a gaggle of drunken hashers traverse Tianjin in search of delicious beer and good laughs. Everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Pop on that “I Love TJ” t-shirt! Come dressed as a goubuli baozi! Or just come donning haberdashery!
Hash Cash: BYOB / self-pay as you go
Jianbing Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Goubuli Runners: Singaporn Star, Silent Suck-off
Trail: Trail is A to A with bag drop available
When: Friday, 15th May 2026
7:00 pm meet-up
8:00 pm start
Meet Up: Sydney Road Sports Bar Tianjin
天津市和平区郑州道18号港澳大厦底商
No. 18 Zhengzhou Road, Gang’Ao Building Ground Floor, Heping Distict, Tianjin
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Sydney Road Sports Bar before or after
On-after: Our host hash bar for the weekend – Sydney Road Sports Bar!
D’erections to Sydney Road Sports Bar:
Xiaobailou Metro Station Exit B
小白楼地铁站B出口
BJH3 #2257, Hutongs & Riverside Orgy Hash
It’s already May 2026, and Beijing has finally entered the mating season. The cum from the willows and poplars has been flying through the air for over a month now—this is Beijing’s way of reminding you: it’s time for an orgy!
So, take off those thick clothes you were still wearing over a month ago (or even just a few days ago), slip into some sexy summer attire, and join us at the coolest, most comfortable, and most perfect spots for outdoor summer orgies—riversides and hutongs!
Cut the crab! This Sunday, just cum join the hash!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Singaporn Star
Too Hot To Handle
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 500m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
wear your most sexy clothes (erotic clothing would be the best!) or hash gear.
Hairy Hashers
Both trail and restaurant are not dog-friendly
When:
Sunday, May 10th, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
Restaurant：
小街47號江湖菜(四合院店)
Address：
东直门外小街47号
D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway Lines 2, 13, and Capital Airport Line: Dongzhimen Station, Exit E, walk east for about 800 meters
Or Subway Line 17: Zuojiazhuang Station, Exit D, walk south for about 700 meters
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!