Two hares, one brain cell: Pickle Boy (well into his sixth decade – i.e. a frustrated sexagenarian going on 15), and Banana Shoes (an octogenarian but trotting along like a hungover 22-year-old) have teamed up again to deliver the sort of trail only long-time degenerates of BJH3 mismanagement could concoct. 

These two partners in crime are so inseparable, so pathologically co-dependent, that the only way they managed to scout this trail was by doing it separately — because when they’re together, all plans dissolve into beer, poor decisions, and creative lies about checking chalk quality.

So what have our dynamic duo created for your hashing pleasure? A diplomatic incident is guaranteed as you wander through embassy territory, where every security guard will question your sanity, sobriety, or both. From there, the pack will run amok in Ritan Park where the hares will thoughtlessly deface cultural heritage with shitty markings, misleading arrows, and the occasional trap worthy of several down-downs.

Pickle Boy claims he planned the scenic parts. Banana Shoes insists he designed the confusing parts. Everyone knows they’re both lying and mostly drunk.

But somehow, against every law of nature, decency, and treaty, it worked. A glorious clusterfuck of a trail. A true BJH3 masterpiece.

Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.

75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)

Your Hares:

Sit Down Shut Up JESUS Pickle Boy 

Banana Shoes

Trail:

Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.

Note: circle is very near the restaurant (around 100m)

Dress Code and Haberdashery:

Please wear hash gear – if you haven’t got any, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.

If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups. 

Hairy Hashers

Neither trail nor restaurant is dog-friendly

When:

Sunday, December 14, 1:30pm meet up 2:00pm start

Pre-lube 1pm

On-after:

Maybe we can just stay on-on at the resto and drink too much. Alternatively, our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course. 

D’erections to meet up spot:
Subway line 2, Dongsishitiao Station, exit C and walk 8 minutes or 622 meters to the resto

地铁2号线，东四十条站，C出口，步行8分钟（约622米）即可到达餐厅。

Address: 

Xiao Zhang’s Grilled Skewers and Home-style Dishes (Chaowai Branch) 

No. 4, Wangjiayuan Hutong, Dongcheng District, Beijing (South of Asia Hotel)

小张烤串家常菜(朝外店) 北京市东城区王家园胡同4号(亚洲大酒店南面)

Upcoming Hareline: