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Our next run is…
BJH3#2256, The Rock’s Birthday Hash
FINALLY… THE ROCK HAS COME BACK… TO THE BEIJING HASH!
On this Saturday, the millions (and millions!) of The Rock’s fans are going to gather for one reason and one reason only. We are celebrating the birthday of the greatest actor in the world—and no, it damn sure isn’t Steven Seagal!
We’re talking about the People’s Champion! The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment! The man who will clank and bang in the gym until he has to pee in a Voss bottle just to keep the pump going! The man some call “Rock Johnson” after he takes a little blue pill to lay the SmackDown!
The Great One is turning 54 years young. So, The Rock has to ask you: do you have plans this Saturday?
IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU HAVE PLANS!
You’re going to take those plans, shine ’em up real nice, turn those sumbitches sideways, and stick ’em straight up your candy ass!
Lace up your boots, put on your Hash gear, wear your favorite Dwayne Johnson threads, and get your monkey asses down to the hash!
IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLL… WHAT THE ROCK… IS COOKIN’!
Hash cash:
30rmb for beer stops and circle.
75rmb for dinner (NOTE: NO REFUNDS AFTER THE LAST BEER STOP)
Your Hares:
Pickle Boy
Septic Yank
Trail:
Trail is A-A with bag drop at restaurant.
Note: circle is at or very near the restaurant (less than 100m)
Dress Code and Haberdashery:
Please wear Brahma Bull, Rock Movie, WWE or Hash gear or dress like your favorite wrestler or character from a movie with The Rock– if you haven’t got any Hash gear, GET SOME. We can supply t-shirts, shorts, trackpants, beanies, hoodies, socks and various sundry items.
If you have received a hash mug as a run reward, bring it – that’s why you’ve got it. We don’t want to screw up the environment with plastic and cardboard cups.
Hairy Hashers
Trail is dog-friendly, but restaurant is not
When:
May 2nd, Saturday, 2:30pm meet-up 3:00pm start
On-after:
Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course.
D’erections to meet up spot:
Anhua Qiao station, Exit F
安华桥站; 出口 F
Address:
China Lanzhou Traditional Beef Noodles 中国兰州传统牛肉面
Add: Building 16, Area 4, Anzhen Xili, North 3rd Ring Middle Road Auxiliary Road, Chaoyang District (Fujian Building)朝阳区北三环中路辅路安贞西里四区16号楼(福建大厦)
Upcoming Hareline:
Sun, May 10 WE NEED HARES!
Sat, May 16 (Tianjin away hash): Singaporn Star – “Tianjin’s very own shitty hares”
Sun, May 24 (Sat is Boxer): Iimp wrist – walking hare needed
Sat, May 30: Marie Cumtoilette – running hare needed
Beijing Full Moon H3 #220 The Pyjamas Run
Insomniacs of Beijing! The Pyjamas Run is back! Forget that flock of sheep you’ve counted in your head, discard those melatonin supplements, pour that warm milk down the sink – there’s a new sleep remedy in town!
This Friday, the Full Moon Hash will host its annual pillow fight and pyjamas run! Get knocked out cold by a flying pillow and have the best sleep of your life! Or just drink yourself silly until you pass out. A gaggle of drunken hashers in pyjamas will take over the Liangma River as we say farewell to our very own Banana Shoes and Shtupwaffel, fucking them off in FMH style back to Australia.
Come donning your finest pyjamas (Americans, read: pajamas), bring your favourite pillow with you, and take out all your repressed anger on fellow hashers!
The shitty trail will take you around the scenic Liangma River area and embassy district, with the beer stops doubling up as pillow fight battlegrounds! The last hasher standing at the pillow fight will win eternal fame and glory!
Don’t forget, we also have our ongoing Full Moon Hash patch challenge! Put your lupine werewolf skills to the test and attempt the Edward Wolfhands Challenge!
To earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, hashers will need to tape two tallboys (500ml beer cans) to both hands – one in each hand – and finish both of them without spilling or removing them during the duration of a Full Moon Hash circle.
The challenge can be attempted at any Full Moon Hash circle. Approach a member of FMH misman during a FMH hash if you would like to attempt the challenge and earn the exclusive Edward Wolfhands patch, signifying your elite rank among the hashcollective.
The April Full Moon is known as the Pink Full Moon due to it coinciding with the arrival of spring and the blooming of pink flowers such as spring blossoms. It traditionally signifies renewal, growth, and fertility.
The Liangma River will be the perfect spot to bask in the pink glow of the Pink Full Moon, do some spring blossom spotting along the river, and smack your fellow hashers silly with pillows! So cum join us, everyone is welcome!
Dress Code: Come dressed in pyjamas! Pop on that nightgown! And don’t forget to bring your favourite pillow with you! (Waifu pillows are allowed)
Hash Cash: 30 RMB
Sleep Walker: Bloody Butt Precise
Sleep Runners: Silent Suck-off, Singaporn Star
Trail: Trail is A to B with no bag drop
When: Friday, 24th April 2026
7:00 pm meet-up
7:30 pm start
Meet Up: Turkish Feast Xinyuanli 西庭 · 秀色（新源里店）(Enter through the back door)
北京市朝阳区新东路新源里西20号金尚源大厦一层115号
Room 115, 1st Floor, JinShangYuan, No. 20 Xinyuanlixi, Xindong Road, Chaoyang District
Dinner: Buy your own dinner at Turkish Feast before, or at Paddy’s after
On-after: Our hash bar, Paddy O’Shea’s of course!
D’erections to Turkish Feast:
Zuojiazhuang Metro Station Exit B
左家庄地铁站B出口
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Best runs ever with the Beijing Hash! Endless singing and people happy everywhere!
What a great time you gave us & what we had. Would really like to see you again. Thanks you lot! ON ON!
I wasn’t sure what to expect of these fellas… But once everything started, it was mind blowing! Never seen a kennel so energetic and fun! Keep it ON ON fuckers!
Thanks so much for a wonderful Beijing Hash, the circle was fun and entertaining and the Beijing hashers are a happy lot, we hope to meet some in the land of Oz one day.
The Beijing Hash saved my life in a hard moment, Hashing is a happy club bringing positive energy to humanity. On On
Thanks heaps to all the gang for making our stay at Beijing a happy and memorable experience. We really did enjoy ourselves at BH3 and by the end of the evening I felt we had made lots of new friends and certainly managed to get seriously drunk!